Prison Letters (06/27/22) - New Chris Chan Jail Letter - Eels and the Eggman talk about OCs to Chris, Helena will supposedly work with Chris on Sonichu, Chris claims that Heilberg confirmed his returning to 14BLC and that he was never attracted to Bella

Is there a possibility that Heilburg told Chris that he is going back to 14 Branchland Ct just to make him more cooperative for the hearing? Or is that not allowed and that lawyers got to be 100% truthful with their clients?
I'm not a lawyer but I assume if it's a legal possibility (no matter how small) and it was phrased as "you could go back home Chris" then it's fair game to say. Chris would skip right over the word could, but if it made him compliant, I may not reiterate it.
 
I worry that he'll be boring again the second he steps out of the jail. Hell, he has been boring for the last few years.

Someone needs to slap this blasphemous shit out of his head 'cause it's so mind-numbingly boring.
It's sad realising that Classic Chris will never come back, he was one of a kind while Modern Chris is your run of the mill crazy person.

I guess the best thing to do if he got released would be to coerce him into focusing on Sonichu comics and keep him away from Idea Guys/Bella type of manipulative people. In general, to keep him away from religion and politics since, apart from the Pmurt saga, they seem to have transformed Chris into a boring crazy he is now.
 
It's sad realising that Classic Chris will never come back, he was one of a kind while Modern Chris is your run of the mill crazy person.

I guess the best thing to do if he got released would be to coerce him into focusing on Sonichu comics and keep him away from Idea Guys/Bella type of manipulative people. In general, to keep him away from religion and politics since, apart from the Pmurt saga, they seem to have transformed Chris into a boring crazy he is now.
Drawing comics is work and effort to Chris now. Yes, Chris can be bothered to make pieces of 'art', but full pages of panels? I think that's gone now. Good luck with keeping Chris away from manipulative people, and politics and religion. Chris is attracted manipulative people because they will play with his delusions: Chris needs someone to reign him back, something Borb couldn't/didn't do. It was only a matter of time when Chris would absorb religion since he had made himself goddess a couple of years back. It's funny that Chris now is getting more into Christianity in jail since he was raised with it since childhood. Throughout his history, Chris cherry picks parts of the bible, much like now. I think then, Chris was bored with Christianity and it wasn't until he was in an enclosed area that he picked it up again.
 
I like looking at these letters, just to understand the mind of a psychopath, what they believe in, and what their rationalizations are for the crimes that they have committed.
 
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Didn't someone say his lawyer probably said "the maximum someone could be held in jail for your crimes is one year. To remain imprisoned longer than that, you'd need to be charged with a felony"

That chris heard the first sentence and the second sentence went in one ear and out the other?
 
It's sad realising that Classic Chris will never come back, he was one of a kind while Modern Chris is your run of the mill crazy person.

I guess the best thing to do if he got released would be to coerce him into focusing on Sonichu comics and keep him away from Idea Guys/Bella type of manipulative people. In general, to keep him away from religion and politics since, apart from the Pmurt saga, they seem to have transformed Chris into a boring crazy he is now.
Chris has become a crazy "hack" now. He's saying the same stuff that generic whacko's say and it's pretty disappointing *sigh*
 
I guess his attorney told him to knock it off if he doesn't want to spend the rest of his life in a mental hospital with all the other slow-in-the-minds.
The damage has been done. Heilberg I'd just as stupid as Chris.
 
It's telling that the comment about his lawyer telling him that he will be soon returning home is joined with the phrase "second coming". I'm sure his lawyer described it like that. Yeah, right...
 
Are we taking bets for another continuance? Because I can see that happening and Chris freaking out again
They would have to apply upgraded/additional charges for that to happen I believe. He's already run the clock on what they have pinned on him. At least, as far as I understand.
 
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I know....oh! When I mentioned "wobbler" to my mom's fiance, he asked "What's a wobbler" despite him knowing some lawyer terms and is a holder of a SC law book. He says "Chris ain't right" and predicted that if Chris was in general population and the inmates discovered what his crime was he would've either been a prison bitch or hurt by normal mom-loving criminals.

The term "wobbler" for a criminal penalty that can be varied between a felony and misdemeanor comes from California I believe, but the term is now used nationwide, since this kind of prosecution/sentencing is pretty common, although how many crimes it can be applied to varies state-by-state. Virginia's system has a lot of them since every Class 6 and Class 5 felony is a wobbler, as well as a few non-classified felonies that have an explicit wobbler option.

One interesting California term that doesn't seem to have spread elsewhere is a "woblette", which is a violation that can either be a misdemeanor or an infraction. (i.e. it can be a criminal or a non-criminal violation). Lots of places have them but the term isn't generally used.

Nobody has bought up the fact that Barb's brain was confirmed by Chris to have been turned into a raisin, which ultimately means she could NOT consent.

The criteria are pretty strict for this. The default assumption is that someone can consent. The measure is not if they are incapable of consent, but if they are incapable of *refusing* consent.

In the case of mental infirmity, the prosecution would have to prove that Barb did not know what was happening, or what the consequences were. So basically if Barb knew that she was fucking Chris, and if she knew that Chris (or her) could be charged with a crime for that, then she was not incapable of refusing consent, mentally.

If he gets back into 14BC, I will be furious. I just can't see how this is possible even if Barb is not there (someone should take legal pics of the place in the evening to see if lights are on) because a family member would likely have POA and I'm sure the whole side of Barb's family has washed their hands of Chris from this.

Well yeah, he can't go back unless whoever is in charge of the house is okay with it. That's up to them, not the court. The court might have an interest in keeping Chris away from Barb -- and if they have the ability, they might enforce that. 14BC itself is not the victim.

(And, arguably, Barb is not really a victim either in the way Chris is being charged. It's a crime against decency/public morals.)
 
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