Actually, I keep pictures of all the angles Ralph's penis has appeared on the tape just so that missinformation, good sir, can be put to rest.
That shit made me laugh harder than it should have had.
She was instructed to keep it as part of her therapy. She's mentally a child as she's an extremely sheltered retard who had no real life, or real world experience outside of living with her parents and was scooped up by a degenerate alcoholic drug abusing retard on her 18th birthday.
Some may find it therapeutic to do arts/craft/writing crap. In Faith's case, her therapist wanted a diary to be kept.
Well, if you mean in the one entry, she tried to write "panties". But she writes like a kid who had to learn penmanship from barnyard animals on the family farm, so it looks like it says "punties".
Yeah Ralph and the kino casino were coping saying it says "dundies" a TV programme thing.
To be fair, I don't blame the boys at the Casino for not being able to make out the letters correctly. Most normal people don't have to acquire a skill for reading sped handwriting.
If Ralph ever tries to play this off as modified or edited, I can confirm that as Kiwi Farm's resident handwriting autist, Faith Vicker's has a clear handwriting style with notable, clearly identifiable trends and the entirety of these pages appear to follow it. Look at the serifs on the S's and how they have a sharp pronounced concluding flourish when used at the beginning and end. Lowecase D's at the start follow standard stroke patterns while when used at the end follow a single stroke like you were writing a ro. The dots on the i's are unreliable and seem to be based on the speed at which they are written, as it comes hand in hand with messier handwriting, as are the tendencies to engage in cursive flourishes when writing quickly for lowercase, low ending letters like a or c.
When writing about getting porked by the hog, letters generally approach the line and then jump back; she's holding the journal at an angle and leaning in usually, and the cursive flourishing diminishes, which would usually denote that she was writing them more slowly. Why? Your guess. Mine would be writing slower because pen, but who knows. When she writes about liking pain it has clearly been written quite quickly, again, your guess is as good as mine. Seriously, read what I just wrote. You think I've even been within a mile of a woman?
<--- Here you go king, your gonna need this. I know my place.
Can't use the block letters; those don't follow normal handwriting trends, but the other stuff is pretty much matching. Tiny lower serifs, curved ys, anything with a loop is a single stroke, which corresponds to the absence of any kind of serifs on js, and ds.
Can't be too sure with so little material, but it seems very clear that a lot of work went into writing that note (you know, for handwriting). Normally the last thing your write is the messiest but her ending y is the most stylized in a way that goes against the natural flow, with the exaggerate bend in the y. That suggests taking her time.
As for whodunnit, I bet they just talked it over and sent it in. I don't think the kind of person who would be into Ethan Ralph is the kind of person above sharing someones Diary.
Uh, okay holy shit, this says "undies". Unironically this is an almost a clear cut gold standard for someone trying to forge handwriting; you are supposed to flip the page upside down. Reason is you tend to focus more on making the letter than you are copying the oddities of their handwriting. Granted, it's one letter, but one letter here is all it would take. That P glows in the dark. I thought this said "Dandies" the first time I read it, which I've heard old people use to refer to leather boating shoes rich kids used to wear back in the day.
<---- You dropped this king. I know my place.
I find this intensely interesting, however I must rate you Autistic cause it fucking is.Uh, okay holy shit, this says "undies". Unironically this is an almost a clear cut gold standard for someone trying to forge handwriting; you are supposed to flip the page upside down. Reason is you tend to focus more on making the letter than you are copying the oddities of their handwriting. Granted, it's one letter, but one letter here is all it would take. That P glows in the dark. I thought this said "Dandies" the first time I read it, which I've heard old people use to refer to leather boating shoes rich kids used to wear back in the day.
A "t" and a d have completely different stroke patterns due to the nature in which you well, make them. you don't cross your t in cursive mid stroke because doing so would add a loop and completely fuck everything up readability wise. All of Faiths As over curve, except for that single A, which perfectly resembles her Us.
I wasn't sure before, but when we add the subtext of Horse talking introducing this as "diary of a whorey kid", Horse being an artist, Horse being (allegedly) a woman, and you have the perfect profile.
See, gentlemen, imagine you had a girlfriend. Difficult I know. But imagine you had a girlfriend, and it was your birthday, and after dinner that bitch opens up her blouse and she's wearing a bra with goddamn Helvetica diagonal font that says "Fuck me harder than Ethan Ralph fucks up his life". And as the image of Ethan Ralph combined with that terrible font murders the mood, you would come to the conclusion that obviously, she wanted to fuck. Horse changed what would have been what has been a joke gift in my friend group for years into what she thought would make Faith sound even more downbad. We all read it as buying panties for Ralph.
I guess you could argue that it was just a misspelling of panties, which idk, or that she was talking about "pundies", which was like a brand? Could be dandies too, but again, she's not a rich southern kid in the 1950s so I doubt she uses that term.
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See this right here is why people say Autism is a superpower.Uh, okay holy shit, this says "undies". Unironically this is an almost a clear cut gold standard for someone trying to forge handwriting; you are supposed to flip the page upside down. Reason is you tend to focus more on making the letter than you are copying the oddities of their handwriting. Granted, it's one letter, but one letter here is all it would take. That P glows in the dark. I thought this said "Dandies" the first time I read it, which I've heard old people use to refer to leather boating shoes rich kids used to wear back in the day.
A "t" and a d have completely different stroke patterns due to the nature in which you well, make them. you don't cross your t in cursive mid stroke because doing so would add a loop and completely fuck everything up readability wise. All of Faiths As over curve, except for that single A, which perfectly resembles her Us.
I wasn't sure before, but when we add the subtext of Horse talking introducing this as "diary of a whorey kid", Horse being an artist, Horse being (allegedly) a woman, and you have the perfect profile.
See, gentlemen, imagine you had a girlfriend. Difficult I know. But imagine you had a girlfriend, and it was your birthday, and after dinner that bitch opens up her blouse and she's wearing a bra with goddamn Helvetica diagonal font that says "Fuck me harder than Ethan Ralph fucks up his life". And as the image of Ethan Ralph combined with that terrible font murders the mood, you would come to the conclusion that obviously, she wanted to fuck. Horse changed what would have been what has been a joke gift in my friend group for years into what she thought would make Faith sound even more downbad. We all read it as buying panties for Ralph.
I guess you could argue that it was just a misspelling of panties, which idk, or that she was talking about "pundies", which was like a brand? Could be dandies too, but again, she's not a rich southern kid in the 1950s so I doubt she uses that term.
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Also, closing notes, I'm tired of hearing what I'm sure is a bunch of crab clawed chicken scratchers whining about how bad Faith's handwriting is. Its pretty par for the course. Unlike you crab niggas throwing stones in your crab nigga glass bucket houses. Typing one letter at a time with your fucked up meatly claw hands.
I wear my badge with honor. The jews fear the Calligraphy Wizard. Mostly because anyone willing to dedicate any significant time to fucking handwriting is probably a low functioning sociopath. Being jewish probably has little to do with it actually
Uh, okay holy shit, this says "undies". Unironically this is an almost a clear cut gold standard for someone trying to forge handwriting; you are supposed to flip the page upside down. Reason is you tend to focus more on making the letter than you are copying the oddities of their handwriting. Granted, it's one letter, but one letter here is all it would take. That P glows in the dark. I thought this said "Dandies" the first time I read it, which I've heard old people use to refer to leather boating shoes rich kids used to wear back in the day.
A "t" and a d have completely different stroke patterns due to the nature in which you well, make them. you don't cross your t in cursive mid stroke because doing so would add a loop and completely fuck everything up readability wise. All of Faiths As over curve, except for that single A, which perfectly resembles her Us.
I wasn't sure before, but when we add the subtext of Horse talking introducing this as "diary of a whorey kid", Horse being an artist, Horse being (allegedly) a woman, and you have the perfect profile.
See, gentlemen, imagine you had a girlfriend. Difficult I know. But imagine you had a girlfriend, and it was your birthday, and after dinner that bitch opens up her blouse and she's wearing a bra with goddamn Helvetica diagonal font that says "Fuck me harder than Ethan Ralph fucks up his life". And as the image of Ethan Ralph combined with that terrible font murders the mood, you would come to the conclusion that obviously, she wanted to fuck. Horse changed what would have been what has been a joke gift in my friend group for years into what she thought would make Faith sound even more downbad. We all read it as buying panties for Ralph.
I guess you could argue that it was just a misspelling of panties, which idk, or that she was talking about "pundies", which was like a brand? Could be dandies too, but again, she's not a rich southern kid in the 1950s so I doubt she uses that term.
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Also, closing notes, I'm tired of hearing what I'm sure is a bunch of crab clawed chicken scratchers whining about how bad Faith's handwriting is. Its pretty par for the course. Unlike you crab niggas throwing stones in your crab nigga glass bucket houses. Typing one letter at a time with your fucked up meatly claw hands.
I agree with Ralph, assuming it says undies is serial killer shit. It clearly says panties.
