DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Hamster]

I went to highschool in a town the NYT called Mayberry of north jersey

You lived in High Bridge?

 

[ProvenWrong]

Randomly came across this while browsing CNN. If a 7.5 earthquake would occur in Seattle, looks like the tsunami waves wouldn’t be able to reach 17505 110th Lane SE. Pigroach luck strikes again.

Spoiler

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https://youtu.be/GDG1NOU4QFE

Man regardless of it not hitting him I guarantee the power would be out and this idiot would probably film a vlog from his office.

Whenever Natural disasters happen Phils idiot meter ramps the fuck up.

Ex: Hurricane Sandy vlogs when he was talking about how dark it was meanwhile his blinds are shut and the suns fighting to get in.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He bought one of the first properties he looked at because he is lazy, he is so fucking lazy and bad with money that he didn't even put any effort into the biggest and most important purchase of his life.

Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't he also admit to blowing all his money on the hotel, food and other dumb shit while they were house hunting in Seattle? I could be remembering wrong tho, especially since you can tell that he wanted to buy the gated community khando right from the start because he thinks the fence will deter invasions from detractors. And the two other states they were supposed to look at, Florida and Texas, were too hot for the lil' piggy.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

You lived in High Bridge?

Spoiler: Small PL

Ridgefield Park, or as I usually explain "you know hackensack? yeah around there" someone I went to high school with told me that NYT called it Mayberry cause I kept calling it the same thing.

 

[Comma]

I don't know if this was brought up already, but the July 5th early stream marked the end of a whopping 10-in-a-row streak where OneMinuteMan was the top tipper of said streams, starting on June 23rd. Yes, you read that correctly: 10 times in a row $25 was the biggest tip on these streams, making OneMinuteMan the biggest tipper on all of them (or at least tie them with another person who happened to tip $25 as well).

Another fun fact: out of the 26 early streams during the month of June, OneMinuteMan was the top tipper in 18 of them. That's them being the top tipper in 70% of the early streams in June.

Let that sink in for a bit.

 

[NursezillaX]

Phillipo Burnellio's decisions when it comes to buying property to spend the rest of his life in are cringe and it show how retarded he is with money(and in general):

- Instead of buying a house in a cheap state he moved to Seattle which made him spend much more than necessary.
- He didn't buy a house in a small city to save even more money and protect himself from sick in the head detractors, he can work from anywhere as long as he has internet access and he didn't took advantage of it in the least, it's like renting a 3k a month apartment in New York when you work remote, just retarded, I'm sure the reason is insecurity, wanting to brag about making it and living in the big city instead of Bridgeport CT, and to add to that we need to take into account he is a soyman so most likely he has the mindset of the 4chan copypasta "Dude I love the HUSTLE and BUSTLE of the big city"

Spoiler: the meme

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- Since he choosed to live in the big city , instead of buying an apartment to save money he bought a big ass house with a bunch of unused space, and he doesn't have intention of ever having kids either so it will always be unused.
- He bought a middle unit condo instead of a house which means he shares a wall with two neighbors, sharing walls with people is annoying because you can hear the sound they make.
- He bought a middle unit condo in a gated community for which he has to pay almost 500$ a month. The HOA doesn't do anything other than cut the grass, and the "gated community" doesn't offer any protection either because the code for the gate in on the website and "fence" is a six feet wooden fence that anyone could jump. If I was him and wanted security I would have just bought a normal house and put a chain link fence around it with barbed wire on top and those privacy screens that go on top of it that block vision so people can't look inside, it would be much cheaper in the long run than spending almost 500$ a month for the rest of my life.
- He bought one of the first properties he looked at because he is lazy, he is so fucking lazy and bad with money that he didn't even put any effort into the biggest and most important purchase of his life.
- He won't sell his middle unit condo and make a ton of money that can be used to pay all of his debts because he is a retarded, greedy, autistic pigroach that thinks he doesn't ever need to downgrade his lifestyle because he earned it.This dude is nigger rich and retarded, he basically won the lottery when you think about it, all he has to do to make hundreds of thousands is to sell his house and move to another state, yet he won't do it, because it hurts his fragile ego. Also I'm convinced that there is a huge laziness + autism component to it, Phil didn't rent his CT khando and lost 800$ a month because he didn't want to talk to people on the phone, people overlook that he has been a NEET that wakes up late everyday and doesn't even shower most of the time (choosing a wet rag bath instead) and can't even cook for himself, he is very lazy and unmotivated.

The last point is important because it shows how dumb his paypigs are, imagine being PlanetDent or JaxDentxor, throwing ridiculous amounts of money at Phil with the excuse of saving him only for him to spend it on the dumbest shit imaginable, and not only that, he is sitting on top of hundreds of thousands of dollars that can be acquired by just moving to a different state and he won't do it, get scammed paypigs, 15 years from now when Phil dies from a typical fat guy disease they will look back and think "man, I really did spend a lot of money on that guy didn't I?"

Yeah, many people have mentioned how much further his money could have gone in other parts of the country, but it can't be overstated how inexplicable and just completely short-sighted the decision was. It all comes down to his ego and his inherent consumer nature that always thinks bigger / more expensive = better. He explicitly wanted a palatial Snort Fort that he could wave around as a status symbol like he does with everything else including his marriage. Things are trophies to him, ways to show people 'I won'. It's the least shocking thing in the world to me that he bought a completely bland, cookie-cutter condo with zero personality and more space than he would ever need, but it does still amaze me.

Two people, both doing 'business' out of the home had limitless possibilities, and I'm sure you're right in that it was probably one of the very first places he looked at. He fucked it up from the start by virtue of that place even showing up as an option, because it means he put a bunch of ridiculous and unnecessary criteria into his search: 2 story, 2 car garage, 3 bedrooms, max price 300k, etc. He should have had a max price in his search that ruled a fucking place like that out from the beginning!

I don't know how much input Panda ultimately had in the decision, but I could definitely see Phil as the one who'd be pushing hard for it. Even if she was for it, at least once there she actually took advantage of the area and got some theoretical benefit out of the higher cost of living in that way. Phil just stays at home in his dull, sterile pigpen though. They could have found some really nice, few bedroom suburban bungalow with all kinds of character, a nice backyard (no shithead noisy landscapers!!), etc in any number of cities for like 70k. He knew full well that he was putting himself into massive debt with his decision to move where he did and buying the place he did. With so many other options, it's absolutely asinine. It's pure Phil and one of the best examples of all the ways in which his thinking is fucked up and how he's his own worst enemy.

 

[Sup3r]

This is maybe a little nitpicky, but what's with him repeatedly referring to the bills that are supposedly due as 'two VERY LARGE bills'? He says they're his condo dues and his internet but, if anything, those have to be a few of his smaller ones. HOA or condo dues are usually in the area of $300-400, and I think his internet bill is < $300. His mortgage is over 3x either of them, his health insurance is probably pretty high too. Those are big bills, and he's definitely referred to them in the past as being 'VERY LARGE', but he doesn't really repeat it over and over. With these though, it seems like he's just hammering that point every time he mentions them. I know it's for manipulation purposes, still weird though.

You're putting way too much thought into it, stop that.

He does this for "ambiguity". To a 'chair, all they hear is "VERY LARGE bill" and that's all they care about, not what the "bill" actually is. His only method to avoid most topics at this point is to be as vague as possible, to never refer to things by name to avoid being caught in a lie in 4k.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Stolen from Phil Kahllins, again
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This absolute clown. In being so awful, Phil has become a black hole of content. He sucks any good ideas or creativity and just like only radiation can escape a black hole, Phil can only produce these toxic clips of idiocy.

"Just ask a gamer for an idea and they'll save your gaming related business!"
Ok Phil, what about your gaming related business then?
"No DOOOD those are all trawls!"

This college conspiracy shit is cringe. There's no need to try and dig up new bullshit when his lies are so glaringly obvious.

Hard disagree on this. Not a fan of the mentality "it was long ago so just focus on his recent lies instead". If people have compelling evidence, share it. So far the only real concrete proof is that he's not on any college list in the archives and no one seems to be able to confirm he graduated. It is certainly made more suspicious by him not being in any photos and his diploma looking slightly off. I would rupture a lung laughing if it turned out that "mr machoor ahdult with a buziness degree" is actually "mr man child scammer with a bullshit fake degree".

Such a loser

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I thought this was the back of his head but I don't think he wore the goatee back in 04 so its some other pig-man hybrid.

I want this to be him so bad. Just having it so that his only photo of this time is the back of his head off in the background. Sadly, I don't think this is him, that head is too normal shaped. I certainly like where this fake degree saga is going. Did he say anything about it yet?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Spoiler: Small PL

Ridgefield Park, or as I usually explain "you know hackensack? yeah around there" someone I went to high school with told me that NYT called it Mayberry cause I kept calling it the same thing.

Only reason I asked was thought I had a detractor neighbor

https://www.nytimes.com/2001/12/23/realestate/if-you-re-thinking-living-high-bridge-nj-steel-town-reborn-family-community.html

My father worked at British Leyland in Leonia back in the day. Before that he was on the river in Edgewater at the acrchaic Ford warehouse.

 

[Elbe]

DSP believes in ghosts.

 

[Bored Euro Trash]

DSP believes in ghosts.

He sees one everytime he looks in the mirror, so of corse he does.

 

[Prophet Gaming]

Imagine having to go through the history of his react content over the last 2 months and explaining it to the cucks....

What he should do is attempt suicide on stream and then react to it.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I kind of want to be a fly on the wall when someone gives DSP money. Do they feel good about themselves? Do they have big smiles on their faces thinking they did something good, or that Papa DSP will be nice to them this time?

 

[AceVentura]

Phil had a strategy...He bought new hats and vests, and even velcroed a hanger on his wall

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DEBUNKED!

One of the funniest things Phil has ever posted. Doesn’t take care of any of his consoles, his computer, his laptop, his “office”, his audience, his finances. But you bet your sweet ass he’s got his begging tools locked and loaded. If it was anyone else, I’d assume it was bait, it’s so perfect in its tone deafness. Magical.

 

[LeGoat de Gout]

Phil....you don't have an income problem, you have a SPENDING problem.

 

[SomeBoyo]

Spoiler: DAMN HE THICC

 

[PieceofShet]

These membership goals are pointless when one person can just gift all of them. DSP expects people to keep up the fake number by giving more and more subs to randoms each month.

 

[Chernabog3000]

The email only stuff got we thinking about people I know similar to Phil who would only text about money and never talk about it irl or over the phone.

Phil strikes me as the kind of guy who sends out beg texts and emails to close friends/family with his tip link or straight up bank account info. Blocks them after sending so he dosent have to deal with the negative opinions or striaght up refuals they may have. Embarassed by his own begs but still begging. Only unblocks them or responds with a thanks if he sees the notification in PayPal or sees a deposit in his bank account. Anything else is ignored or straight up blocked from reaching him

I can't confirm it to be true but there's a few addicts I knew like this. And the whole "email me only" shit is really similar to alot of their text begs and such.

 

[ZehnBoat]

He explicitly wanted a palatial Snort Fort that he could wave around as a status symbol like he does with everything else including his marriage. Things are trophies to him, ways to show people 'I won'.

it bares repeating
look at the stuff he has behind him on his stream
nothing earned
just bought

not gifts
not rewards

those are his life achivements.. he's proud that he spent money to buy things. things many other people have.

 

[JPG]

These membership goals are pointless when one person can just gift all of them. DSP expects people to keep up the fake number by giving more and more subs to randoms each month.

The point is to get the subscriptions. Do you think Phil cares if 200 subs come from 1 person or 200 individuals?
It’s all revenue to the business baby