DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Lazycunt]

Am I the only one that finds Phil's laugh and smiling at the murder videos is fucking weird, like his reactions really makes me think he just has no idea of what shit looks like.

Legit made me mad

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Phil may talk about himself more than any other human being on earth. Can anyone else think of a bigger narcissist in real life? Fictional characters excluded.

He reminds me of a middle-aged Eric Cartman

 

[Iron Hamster]

why is the tips total at $200? does he pull out his penis then?

It's just going to keep going up.

 

[Robust User]

It's just going to keep going up.

I didn't think he could get it up. Must be the money he's attracted to.

 

[PieceofShet]

Am I the only one that finds Phil's laugh and smiling at the murder videos is fucking weird, like his reactions really makes me think he just has no idea of what shit looks like.

Legit made me mad

Ever seen him laughing his ass off when theatre full of people starts to burn alive in parasite eve? Or when he laughing and torturing little girl character in a telltale game?

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

You're putting way too much thought into it, stop that.

He does this for "ambiguity". To a 'chair, all they hear is "VERY LARGE bill" and that's all they care about, not what the "bill" actually is. His only method to avoid most topics at this point is to be as vague as possible, to never refer to things by name to avoid being caught in a lie in 4k.

Agreed though. I have an HOA (avoid homes with HOAs) and an Internet bill. Those are both my 'no sweat, because they're not too bad' bills. My mortgage is my 'big bill'. Like most people with rent/mortgage being the largest bill of any giving month.

 

[Xenomorph]

The college yearbook stuff is funny to me because he acts like he was a cool guy in college. Remember he smoked weed and passed out for 24 hours? He was fresh off his high school bodybuilding days so he was shredded with muscles and coming down off his daily creatine addiction. He was drinking all the time duude!

But somehow he never went to a single party, never went to photo day, never went to graduation, never joined any clubs, never played a sport, never did anything of note academically, never went on any school trips. You would have to actually try to hide to escape being in that yearbook there is almost 300 pages and thousands of photos. Even for the commencement there are dozens of photos and he is not there.

Such a loser

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I thought this was the back of his head but I don't think he wore the goatee back in 04 so its some other pig-man hybrid.

Like Fil would be that close to girls

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

The college yearbook stuff is funny to me because he acts like he was a cool guy in college. Remember he smoked weed and passed out for 24 hours? He was fresh off his high school bodybuilding days so he was shredded with muscles and coming down off his daily creatine addiction. He was drinking all the time duude!

But somehow he never went to a single party, never went to photo day, never went to graduation, never joined any clubs, never played a sport, never did anything of note academically, never went on any school trips. You would have to actually try to hide to escape being in that yearbook there is almost 300 pages and thousands of photos. Even for the commencement there are dozens of photos and he is not there.

Such a loser

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I thought this was the back of his head but I don't think he wore the goatee back in 04 so its some other pig-man hybrid.

I fully believe Phil graduated. His parents paid the way, too. He probably just didn't have any real friends, aside from a few dent heads that Phil thought he was better than.

 

[KD6-3.7]

Ever seen him laughing his ass off when theatre full of people starts to burn alive in parasite eve? Or when he laughing and torturing little girl character in a telltale game?

Wasn’t he also laughing at the end of Valiant Hearts: The Great War, when the soldier says goodbye to his dog and is led to his execution?

Edit: No, I went back and looked. For some reason I remember him acting like an ass during the ending, but he didn’t, surprisingly.

 

[Lazycunt]

Ever seen him laughing his ass off when theatre full of people starts to burn alive in parasite eve? Or when he laughing and torturing little girl character in a telltale game?

That I don't care about, it's a game.
It's the fact that these are real people and it's like he's turning it into a game or it's supposed to be fun.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

That may be one of the dumbest things he’s ever said…

This stream is making it more than obvious that Phil doesn’t read anything, and isn’t curious about ANYTHING WHATSOEVER AT ALL. Some of these stories are pretty well-known, and he hasn’t been familiar with any one of them, except the Brandon Lee story. How can someone be that disinterested in literally everything?

I felt the same way a few days ago when Phil's the subject of Phil's taste in music came up.

He grew up in one of the most interesting eras in music, yet he can only bring up a Metallica song he misnamed, that's from the 80s, and Radiohead.

No Grunge/Alt. Metal bands like Nirvana, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, Stone Temple Pilots, Faith No More or RHCP. No Nu-Metal bands like KoRn and Limp Bizkit that were hugely popular with teens at the time. Not even some Rap/Hip-Hop artists that were big at the time.

He brings up movies from the 80s and he brings up fighting games from the 90s, and that's about it. When it comes to books I remember he showed and talked about a series of books written for young adults, that he thought were so amazing AS AN ADULT.

He really is emotionally and intellectually stunted.

 

[Robust User]

That I don't care about, it's a game.
It's the fact that these are real people and it's like he's turning it into a game or it's supposed to be fun.

Stories can stir the same emotions, but your point is understandable. What you're forgetting is that Phil _is_ having fun because people are giving him money. Isn't that fun? It doesn't matter if it's at the expense of others' suffering; only about his own inconvenience about worrying when his next fix will come in.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

why is the tips total at $200? does he pull out his penis then?

At 200 he changes what hat he wears. His words, not making this up.

 

[Robust User]

At 200 he changes what hat he wears. His words, not making this up.

And adults aside from himself supposedly give a rat's ass about what this guy wears? None of this makes sense.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Wasn’t he also laughing at the end of Valiant Hearts: The Great War, when the soldier says goodbye to his dog and is led to his execution?

As much as I want to believe this, he does not laugh at all and tries to say how sad everything and etc. I checked just to be sure too

 

[Elbe]

"I do have gas medication...."

 

[Crooked 16th]

Wasn’t he also laughing at the end of Valiant Hearts: The Great War, when the soldier says goodbye to his dog and is led to his execution?

Edit: No, I went back and looked. For some reason I remember him acting like an ass during the ending, but he didn’t, surprisingly.

Thank God he didn't desecrate another masterpiece with his bullshit.

 

[Dona Morte]

Jesus CHRIST
This FORTY year old man is surpised there are BONES in ribs.

Probably this

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

WHY DO THE RIB TIPS HAVE BONES?! I DUNNO HOW I'M GONNA EAT THAT DOOD!!

 

[Shirō Ishii]

I have never eaten ribs without there being bones in them. Food is supposed to be one of the few things he has an interest in. I can understand if it was some exotic food but this is as standard as it fucking gets