Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Helium Bubble]

Patrick never ceases to amaze me with how racist he is. He also doesn't understand black powder. He remains punchable.

Ahem. I believe the term is ‘powder of color’, bigot.

 

[Cactuar King]

Gunshot? Nah, those guns are just for show.

Not to mention you'd need an elephant gun to get through all that blubber.

 

[Helium Bubble]

He will never kill himself. The stalkers would be able to have the last word, and that is unacceptable. He’s going to use Niki’s money to build himself a Mr. House like life support build so he can child the unwashed Internet mobs FOR EVER.

 

[CansOfCant]

Immolation? It would take too long

And try to imagine the fucking grease fire.

 

[Post Reply]

It's pretty clear that Rick stress eats and is continuing to pack on the pounds.

Also, I'm detecting a lot of sympathy for Nikki in this thread. Dude, she married Rick Tomlinson. She deserves only ridicule for making such a retarded decision.

Yeah, my guess on Nikki is that she is a lazy grifter just like him, doing the minimum to skate by in life. While Patrick's insecurities turn him into a spectacle online, hers must manifest in some other fashion that she doesn't broadcast to the world. Only someone equally as damaged as Patrick would put up with him.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Plot twist: Nikki abuses Fat.

All his tough guy postering is just compensation.

 

[AprilRains]

I've always wondered if his claims of "hundreds of thousands of rounds down range" was a tomlinson technicality with him never regularly shooting anything but .22.

There's no damn way. He handles guns like a man who's hardly ever fired one.

 

[Ophelia]

Is Pat too lazy to be abusive, physically or otherwise?

 

[Borax Bozo]

Both his accounts are shadowbanned hahahaha

This is the same shadowbanning that's on Lou Gagliardi's and Rachel Baker's (Spoony's stalker) accounts. It means that their replies only show up when you click "show more replies". Not so good for future viral "firebrand" posts lmfao

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Note that "reply deboosting" or delinking detection is spotty in all those shadowban detection sites. Merely responding down the bottom of a thread can lead you to have a post that's "below the fold", but that's not a consequence of a ban on your account, you've just posting in the weeds and anyone at that level will be behind a button.
The same goes for responding to a deleted tweet - some shadowban checkers will interpret that as proof of "reply delinking" etc since the tweet you're replying to doesn't link back to your tweet. (Obviously, because it doesn't exist anymore!)

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Can one of the pests please rewrite Here Comes the Hotstepper to make it about Pat and call it Here Comes the Rakestepper in tribute to his incomparable achievements in being a fat fuckup? Thanks.

Noticing more trashy tattoos on Mrs. Tomlinson’s forearm and ankle/feet, I’m curious what dumb shit she just had to have inked on her body forever. Anything as offensive as Pat’s LOTR tattoo?



Also what’s up with Big Nik’s front teeth?

 

[Weapon of Durgasoft]

I looked into it recently and I don't think it ever went to court. The child was born in January, after divorce was finalized in December but before the wedding with Jon in March. This makes her a nonmarital kid whcih can fall under Wis. Stat. § 48.41(2)(c)

No court appearance needed. This makes Pat's version of events much harder to believe regarding having "fought" for her, in my humble opinion. Had Pat given up his rights before a judge—because of muh mentals or whatever excuse he has—and then changed his mind, not much to do. It's much easier to convince a judge that a privately produced document lacked due diligence rather than a court having messed that up, though.

But Pat never took his alleged regret to court, there's no case about it to be found in the Wisconsin Court Access system. Didn't even try to argue he was not of sound mind at the time or that he didn't fully understand what he was signing, his GPA being exhibit A of his lack of reading comprehension skills.

It's just another phony online roleplay of his and, just like his Twitter debates, he has to keep his position super vague because otherwise it's clear he's full of shit. "I fought for her" how? He'll never elaborate.

2012 is the year he bought himself the Mustang too, instead of paying child support, so no excuse about being too broke to hire an attorney.

His being married to her at the time of conception would have made him the presumed father. A nonmarital child is defined as

Nonmarital child. “Nonmarital child" means a child who is neither conceived nor born while his or her parents are lawfully intermarried, who is not adopted and whose parents do not subsequently intermarry under s. 767.803.

The bolded text being the logical negation of 891.41(1)(a) and the first part of the definition of marital child.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I think Pat might be about to crack. The whole "Black Woke Twitter" clusterfuck and his car blog getting outed through his own drunken idiocy has resulted in a change in the kinds of things he's saying and doing. He's saying that the Rascals are trying to drive him to suicide, and that's new as far as I'm aware. He's spending all his time on what should be quality time with his wife glued to his phone, fighting the trolls. Others have noted that he's a lot less creative in his responses. I think his mental state is close to collapse.

I don't think someone as narcissistic as Pat would ever harm himself, but I think a storm's a-comin'. And that has me worried - for Nikki. Allow me to explain.

One of the big mysteries of Pat lore is why Nikki puts up with him. Imagine going to the ball game with your SO on a lovely summer's day and all they do is stare at their phone fight with strangers on Twitter the entire time. I'd be fucking furious, and I'd stage some kind of intervention, maybe even issue an ultimatum that they need to prioritise me more or gtfo.

But it doesn't look like Nikki has done that, despite this going on for literal YEARS at this point. Why does she tolerate a marriage to this pompous barfly, especially when she's the breadwinner and there's no kids to stay together for? As far as I can work out, there are only three possible explanations:

1 - She is monumentally stupid.
2 - She is as bad as he is.
3 - She is doing it under duress.

Let's look at the options:

1 - Other than being married to Pat, Nikki shows no obvious signs of stupidity. In fact, judging by the fact they can afford holidays, sports cars, ball games and restaurant visits, her SEO business must be doing well. And, having done similar work myself, manually re-writing articles to trick search engines into thinking they're different articles whereas in fact they say the same thing, is not easy work at all, and if she's good enough at it to make serious bank that indicates that she has a brain. The fact that her social media presence is minimal and fairly normal compared to Pat's indicates that she has way more sense when it comes to the internet than he does. I don't think she's stupid.

2 - If Nikki was as conceited and narcissistic as Pat, her Twitter would look a lot more like his. You never see her intervene in his slapfighting, even when the trolls drag her into it (which makes me uneasy, see below). If she was some kind of genius puppetmaster who portrays a normal social media presence, she would be directing Pat to do way smarter things than he has been doing - especially as an SEO expert. Plus the mask would inevitably slip at some point. It just doesn't add up.

3 - This is the only explanation I can come up with that matches all the available evidence. Nikki works her ass off at a difficult job and Pat just drinks it all away. Let's look at Pat's personality: He's a narcissist, a very heavy drinker, a reckless driver, a macho asshole who keeps going on about how tough he is, he has a gun collection and has admitted to having Oppositional Defiant Disorder, something that makes you seek out conflict and flip out at the tiniest sleight. Remember that time Pat boasted about laying a floor and it turned out Nikki had paid a contractor to do it? That was a massive red flag, she's working around his delusions. She daren't contradict him. Pat's personality profile fits with that of a domestic abuser as does Nikki's behaviour.

tl; dr I think there's a strong chance Pat is abusing Nikki. He spends all day at the bar raging at people on Twitter before driving home drunk. How do you think he'll be when he gets home?

Maybe you're onto something, but I don't think it's necessary. Lolcow spouses are usually not normal too. Look at Wings of Redemption - his wife works 12 hour shifts as a nurse, does doordash, works around the house and has to deal with an almost 40-y.o. manchild, who makes pennies compared to her, sleeps half a day, streams in early hours in the morning when she is sleeping while screaming at his teammates or asks her to stop watching YT videos since "I cawnt play wid 200 ping liek hanestly", treats her like shit for hundreds of internet randos to see and drags her into his slapfights with trolls. She has literally no reason to live with him, but she does.
Same goes for April while she was with Spoony. He made next to no money, was too lazy to play games on camera, had next to no interaction with her and couldn't even shovel a snow from a driveway, yet she lived with him for years. Same goes for Khet on a permanently sinking ship of Philbert.
They are either incredibly naive and weak-willed or just get some degenerate pleasure from defective relationship.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

His being married to her at the time of conception would have made him the presumed father. A nonmarital child is defined as

The bolded text being the logical negation of 891.41(1)(a) and the first part of the definition of marital child.

Seems like I was wrong in every detail, as always. Info on these proceedings is the Holy Grail of Pat Old Testament lore.

 

[John_Smith]

Noticing more trashy tattoos on Mrs. Tomlinson’s forearm and ankle/feet, I’m curious what dumb shit she just had to have inked on her body forever. Anything as offensive as Pat’s LOTR tattoo?

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She most certainly has a tramp stamp-- the tattoo at the base of the spine. Instead of the usual though, hers is text. It says, "My Name is Niki."

It appears from the photo that Nikki washed her only pair of pants. Good for you, darling Nikki. I guess there are not many clothing options for a woman with a body like a boxcar.

Nikki sticks with Piggy because in her middle-aged mentally-ill mind she believes that not only is he is the best that she can do. he is the ONLY that she can do. She knows that she is seriously damaged goods well past her sell by date. She does not want to be alone. She is a Xanax zombie. Piggy has mentioned how heavily medicated she is. IIRC it's Bipolarity. Look at her face in some of those photos. You can practically see the tumbleweeds blowing around behind her eyes. Nikki will cling to her pig like a facehugger from the Aliens' franchise.

There is nothing tragic about Nikki. There is everything pathetic about Nikki.

 

[Johnny Anal Beads]

Important update on the Torque Wheeler situation:

Spoiler: as of 7/10/2022

P*t is still obese.

 

[Seora]

Getting my car serviced, Can’t wait to pay this fat Mexican guy called Torque Wheeler to give me ‘advice’ that I should take it to the garage and lecture the employees with Torque’s lazily but slightly edited copy pasted information about random car parts from the internet.

———————— yeah, how was this supposed to become a viable business or business model for our good friend Porque? If the motive for this absolute goldmine of autism wasn’t profit or pivoting from writing then why did Phat (with an undeserved ghetto ph) pick the gayest/lamest/fastandfurious/Drive larp ever?

 

[Sammich]

Not sure if it was posted yet but Pat and Niki decided to spend Rahul's money at a Brewers game yesterday. Just reminding all us incels that they are having an amazing life childless and straddled with $36,000+ debt

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GUYS.. GUYS.. I think i remember this chick from one trip me and some co-workers took to Milwaukee back in 2018. We were drinking in this little shitty bar, but we heard some noise in the back room, was mostly ooking coming from these three black fellas that were eating boiled eggs, and farting into this woman's open and receptive vagina. It was the strangest thing i had seen since going to the infield at the ky derby back in the 80s. I will talk about that another time though. I made my way into the crowd watching and laughing, and i swear it was this lady. She was loving it, she was squealing and laughing, demanding this fella named "jamal".. "fill up my rotten cunt.. fatrick tomlinson is a lousy lover nad has never once made me cum" Me and my work buddies went to a better bar, and we told the stories about this lady getting her boxed filled with farts.

 

[Paulmall Blartcop]

Plot twist: Nikki abuses Fat.

All his tough guy postering is just compensation.

I had this thought too. I once knew a woman with the same fashion sense as Nikki. She later turned out to be a closeted lesbian, but when i knew her she was giving straight marriage a go (for whatever reason, who the fuck knows).

Absolute ballbreaker. She definitely wore the pants in that relationship, poor guy was like her trained monkey. Just a hateful cunt.

It'd be an interesting twist if Nikki is the man of the house. And let's be honest, if anyone is as weak and pathetic to be bossed around by a homely 2/10 it's our Rick.

 

[Spunt]

Getting my car serviced, Can’t wait to pay this fat Mexican guy called Torque Wheeler to give me ‘advice’ that I should take it to the garage and lecture the employees with Torque’s lazily but slightly edited copy pasted information about random car parts from the internet.

———————— yeah, how was this supposed to become a viable business or business model for our good friend Porque? If the motive for this absolute goldmine of autism wasn’t profit or pivoting from writing then why did Phat (with an undeserved ghetto ph) pick the gayest/lamest/fastandfurious/Drive larp ever?

Wrong in every detail, stalker. Mr Wheeler told me I could change my radio aerial by unscrewing the old one and then screwing in the new one, and that's the kind of life-changing elite insider info you can't get anywhere else.

 

[Meriasek]

This plopped up and I had to think of Fat "Pork Squealer" Rick Thomas.