Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

It's an old cartoon parodying an even older actor, Peter Lorre. He was in many films, most notably Casablanca, and made his unfortunate face work for him in roles that called for it.

As opposed to Lucas, who looks like that but can't profit off it or make it work for him.

Thanks. I was given results of his face used in a bunch of old Looney Troons cartoons. Looked so familiar yet I couldn't get my mind on what exactly.

Le 41% face

 

[CallMeKiwi]

It's an old cartoon parodying an even older actor, Peter Lorre. He was in many films, most notably Casablanca, and made his unfortunate face work for him in roles that called for it.

As opposed to Lucas, who looks like that but can't profit off it or make it work for him.

Specifically, the image of him as a fish comes from the Looney Tunes adaptation of Horton Hatches the Egg where he says "now I've seen everything" and then kills himself.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

Also had drugged and raped tranny roommates which he recorded for some fucking reason. Sagal was persona non grata in the trans community until he immolated himself, and if my memory serves people who witnessed the schizospeech prior to lighting the match remembered hearing things about homelessness in America. The actual suicide note was never found as far as I remember as it got dispersed by the air drafts caused by the fire. Whoops.

Sagal was also treated like shit by his friends and the theory is they pushed the kiwifarms/transphobia angle to direct partial blame away from themselves.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

Imagine living so privileged to not have to lock your doors at night. Did Lucas grow up in a fucking gated community or some shit? Is it that much an inconvienance?

 

[Winter]

Imagine living so privileged to not have to lock your doors at night. Did Lucas grow up in a fucking gated community or some shit? Is it that much an inconvienance?

I've posted many photo albums from his mom's facebook, he was middle class all his life. He went to Mexico, Belize, on cruise ships, to China, South Korea, Cuba, etc. etc. etc.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

Someone else mentioned it.
Xander(hal) is gay and cringe. He keeps talking and talking and talking and talking.

Aside from him being boring and low effort, he's gotten himself into some ex-gf drama.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/breadtube.54697/post-12395910

https://archive.ph/lt1b2 Lani made a twit longer on Xanderhal stealing her cat, her parents ashes and all her clothes among other things.

Also prior to this and after the breakup, Xander still complained to her about his mean mom not letting him buy more vape juice and vape in his mom's house.

She was in jail for drugs for a bit and admits that.

Xandercuck posts her alleged police record.in response.

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[Next Task]

Sagal was also treated like shit by his friends and the theory is they pushed the kiwifarms/transphobia angle to direct partial blame away from themselves.

Even Near/byuu had interacted with Josh just before he faked his own death and had a bunch of people use that as a chance to come after the Farms. Sagal's thread was eight months quiet, but he had been well documented as being very crazy, violent, and threatening for years, both online and in person. He was persona non grata in troon circles because he was a nutter even by their very loose standards, but although his self-immolation was explicitly in protest of the state of care for mental health and homelessness in America, the moment he couldn't speak for himself all the troons suddenly were his bestest friends who just knew he was really upset about the evil KiwiFarms and their harassment tactics.

It's why we keep saying that troons are more valuable to the movement dead than alive. Lucas here keeps saying and doing stupid, harmful, grooming things, making troons look bad to all except his tiny circle of cultists. But if he was dead, that death could be blamed on anything and everything that troons hate, from society to the Farms to Twitter suspending his account. All without Lucas inconveniently going against the narrative by saying anything differently.

Troons love speaking for the dead. To go back to Near/byuu, he actually told Josh that he'd tried hormones and being non-binary because of peer pressure, but he'd stopped because that wasn't who he was. Didn't stop his alleged corpse being paraded around as ANOTHER TRANS KILLED BY KIWIFARMS, though.

 

[Nazrin]

Lucas needs to learn not to mansplain when talking to a woman. It's extremely misogynistic. Also, he calls her a bitch, and not a human for trying to not use guilty by association fallacy which is hilarious. He has absolutely no respect for women. Imagine being 30 years old and being prescribed adderall. I feel like if you've gone 30 years without it, you don't need it. Yet again, that's assuming he actually needs it. Why would you need to focus on anything when you sit on your ass all day doing nothing productive like bitching on twitter and streaming. It's hilarious to see the mentally unstable troon argue with a mentally stable woman. Really showing your true colors Lucas. I bet if he was infront of her in public he'd probably get physical with her. Judging how mad he gets over someone existing in her chat lmao.

 

[Inside your walls]

Happy belated 500 pages! For celebration, I drew some fanart inspired by Lucas's recent cope stream!

 

[Vagrant]

Cope, seethe, dilate

Sorry this was an accidental reply and I don't know how to delete my message, might as well say smth, I would love to actually have someone debate keffals on pedophilia but trying to make it about why pedophilia is wrong, since this person believes children are mature enough to decide their gender identity forever until they die of a very old happy life and its fine to feed them chemicals which apparently we don't even know yet what they will do to kids, why wouldn't they be mature enough to consent to a sexual relationship? Would also be interesting to say something like "children are smarter than getting groomed by you, so thats why I don't believe you're a pedo", like trying to make him pathetic and incompetent so maybe he admits to something because he's such a retard with a massive ego. Sorry if this reply is shit I don't post much on this site at all and I wasnt planning this reply.

 

[Winter]

Sorry this was an accidental reply and I don't know how to delete my message, might as well say smth, I would love to actually have someone debate keffals on pedophilia but trying to make it about why pedophilia is wrong, since this person believes children are mature enough to decide their gender identity forever until they die of a very old happy life and its fine to feed them chemicals which apparently we don't even know yet what they will do to kids, why wouldn't they be mature enough to consent to a sexual relationship? Would also be interesting to say something like "children are smarter than getting groomed by you, so thats why I don't believe you're a pedo", like trying to make him pathetic and incompetent so maybe he admits to something because he's such a retard with a massive ego. Sorry if this reply is shit I don't post much on this site at all and I wasnt planning this reply.

theres a delete button

 

[A Humble Worm]

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Video with his face shown so there’s no question over that male voice.

He sure does look awful familiar.

Judging from his last piggy rage, of course lucas kept the kind of unhinged fans that look like they watch too much Danny Phantom

 

[Watamelon]

While the idea of randomly doxing one of Lucas's family members thinking it was Lucas's actual address is hilarious, that obviously wasn't the intention. Anyways, this is just another example of Lucas playing up a story in order to earn those sweet, sweet pity bux. The only family members we know of are his mom, his father (RIP KANGZLEY), and his troon brother. I mean, here's some others with the same last name who are FB friends with his mother, I guess. We really don't care about them. 90% of them are real-blooded Italians (plus a couple Argentinians). I doubt these are the family members that are so petrified that they are "having to lock their doors at night" (lmao). Also, why wake up your mother up at 5AM to DFE if she's just gonna re-open the page not even a few months later?
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Lots of italians moved to Argentina nearly two centuries ago and they are actually the largest european group there, even over spaniards and it's not uncommon to have family across the ocean.

Argentinians to this day still use this fact to emigrate to Italy and claim citizenship, therefore becoming italian and getting access to full rights all over the EU.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Lucas needs to learn not to mansplain when talking to a woman. It's extremely misogynistic. Also, he calls her a bitch, and not a human for trying to not use guilty by association fallacy which is hilarious. He has absolutely no respect for women. Imagine being 30 years old and being prescribed adderall. I feel like if you've gone 30 years without it, you don't need it. Yet again, that's assuming he actually needs it. Why would you need to focus on anything when you sit on your ass all day doing nothing productive like bitching on twitter and streaming. It's hilarious to see the mentally unstable troon argue with a mentally stable woman. Really showing your true colors Lucas. I bet if he was infront of her in public he'd probably get physical with her. Judging how mad he gets over someone existing in her chat lmao.

Fortunately, Keffals's misogynistic rage is as impotent as he is. He doesn't leave his room, so he never has to see a woman. And that's a good thing because it reduces the chance of him verbally degrading and dehumanizing a woman. He also very thoughtfully removed his genitalia, so his incel rage is unlikely to produce any rapes. He's restricted to sexually harassing women via the Internet only.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

You cant just ratio a jail cell.

"Your Honor, I want to ratio my conviction for making cheese pizza"

 

[Super Shiro]

What's the thumbnail of the depressed fish? Every drawing I've seen with those eyes looks just like him and it makes my sides go into orbit. Is it OC?

uhhh some Kiwi in this thread made it, I can't remember who, it was pretty recent tho
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Haha, that was my post! I was piggybacking off the joke another Kiwi made but I'm glad it was used in the thumbnail, either way. I should feel proud. Also, the OG post is here, just because. I still don't even get the Keffals fish meme. (It definitely wasn't OC by the way, but I don't really need to say that now.)

So thaaat's what the "le funny fish" meme was all about, thanks for clearing it up!
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Keffal's thread has been moving at the speed of a recently featured thread for weeks. I cannot believe how much one man can self-immolate with such consistency.

 

[Null]

damn that's a high T chimpout. he really can't bottle his contempt for a real woman in a conversation.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Keffal's thread has been moving at the speed of a recently featured thread for weeks. I cannot believe how much one man can self-immolate with such consistency.

I think it's mostly due to how unlikeable he is. It's like if someone isolated the worst parts of every cow and mashed them together to create whatever Lucas is.

If there is something i cannot stomach for long is "bitterness", and when i see Lucas it feels like he is full of resentment and contempt for others. It's like a dude who not only self-destroys constantly but also wants others to do it because it will make him feel better (?).

 

[Guli]

"Come at me Kiwi's, I'll ratio you all"
(One Month Later...)
"It's a fucking group harassment! You stupid fucking cunt!"
A tale as old as time