Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

[Xanthe]

He also has a face like a shovel, and his boyfriend beat him because he was effeminate freak.

Aw, that's really sad. Horrible.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

No actually. He owns a store that sells queer underwear. Hans Hutting.

Spoiler: proof

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He is worse than a faggot. He is- may allah forgive me for speaking this word- a Dutchman.

 

[kittyfucker]

>Bro, don’t you realize not every cis man changes sizes when he gets hard or gets significant increase?

This is almost as cringeworthy as incels talking about how vaginas work, except it’s more sad than anything. These women have never seen or touched a dick in their life. And maybe if they had, they would realize it’s impossible to imitate one with the female body.

I'm a woman and I need the sex ed - I was always told you can either be a "grower" or a "shower" - you either go starting from 1-3in to +4-8 (or more) when erect if you're a "grower", and ~4-6 to only an inch or so increase if you're a "shower." Is this not true?

I've "known" (implying I'm not wrong) this for a while now but it must not be common info - in fact, nearly ALL women I've met in my age range make fun of dudes who AREN'T 5+ inches when flaccid and say they have tiny dicks; they don't realize you can go from barely anything to definitely something.

Do... do women just collectively think all men are showers?

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

Wholesome yaoi fanfic, dudebro. Nobody in the civilised world just randomly rubs their genitals on their partner's arm while they sit at the dinner table. Let alone a numb appendage made of your flayed arm/legskin. Gross.

Whaaaaat??? Next you’re gonna tell me that frat bros don’t start every dude interaction with a penis circle (everybody sits in a circle and takes turns saying something about their penis).

Just crazy ladies talking bout dicks!

LMAO! Alrighty then!
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I can’t imagine anything more feminine than sitting and knitting a little fake dick out of socks and strong!
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You just know that the TiFfany that wanted a nine inch packer is like, barely five feet tall. “What I lack in height and manliness, I make up for in FAKE PENIS!”

 

[quaawaa]

Slightly OT but gives insight to why a lot of TiF go for such big phallus's.

Because they have unrealistic expectations from porn, are used to buying ridiculously large dildos, and have no idea what an actual penis looks like because they are virgins?

 

[Lady Farishta]

Do... do women just collectively think all men are showers?

I can't speak for collective women, but as a singular woman.....no.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I'm a woman and I need the sex ed - I was always told you can either be a "grower" or a "shower" - you either go starting from 1-3in to +4-8 (or more) when erect if you're a "grower", and ~4-6 to only an inch or so increase if you're a "shower." Is this not true?

I've "known" (implying I'm not wrong) this for a while now but it must not be common info - in fact, nearly ALL women I've met in my age range make fun of dudes who AREN'T 5+ inches when flaccid and say they have tiny dicks; they don't realize you can go from barely anything to definitely something.

Do... do women just collectively think all men are showers?

There was a whole episode of Seinfeld about this in 1994 but I guess kids these days may not have caught that rerun.

 

[PaulBearer]

I'm a woman and I need the sex ed - I was always told you can either be a "grower" or a "shower" - you either go starting from 1-3in to +4-8 (or more) when erect if you're a "grower", and ~4-6 to only an inch or so increase if you're a "shower." Is this not true?

I've "known" (implying I'm not wrong) this for a while now but it must not be common info - in fact, nearly ALL women I've met in my age range make fun of dudes who AREN'T 5+ inches when flaccid and say they have tiny dicks; they don't realize you can go from barely anything to definitely something.

Do... do women just collectively think all men are showers?

I don't know, I can see the whole topic being full of cope though, men are a bit funny about penis size and tend to lie quite a bit even if they are relatively well endowed.

 

[Balalaika]

I was always told you can either be a "grower" or a "shower" - you either go starting from 1-3in to +4-8 (or more) when erect if you're a "grower", and ~4-6 to only an inch or so increase if you're a "shower." Is this not true?

This is what I also read on Wikipedia and etc. This should be known to everyone who was interested in real dicks and not dreams abt them.
Like even virgin ficwriters know this if they want to write something good.
Its all like with that asian Vu troon, after bottom surgery:
what is a clitoris?

 

[ChaChaHeels:BlackOnes]

Being a ‘grower’ is far more practical than being a ‘shower’

Spoiler: frivolous anecdote

my ex has three spots that go first on every pair of jeans, one in the shape of his wallet, one in the shape of his phone, one in the shape of his dick. I started referring to it as ‘Gentlemens’ Wear’.

I realise a real chap has no choice in the matter, he gets whichever kind he gets via gene inheritance…
but a ladytotranman has options… Still, if there is one thing FtMs seem to have in common, it’s a propensity to make their own lives harder than necessary (insert obligatory erection joke here).

In other news, Phil Thomas, one of a literal handful of NHS urologists who double up as penis inverters, died at home on the IOW after being hospitalised with covid.

2016 article https://www.theguardian.com/society...ent-surgeons-demand-is-going-through-the-roof

Thomas operated in Brighton but lived on the Isle of Wight

funeral service: https://philipthomas.muchloved.com/

Dick chopping must pay well because it looks like he was a yachtsman (picture on page 4 of this newsletter https://www.royalsolent.org/summertimes2021.pdf) and the address listed on the announcement is supposedly worth almost a million and a half quid. Here’s the listing from the last time it sold: http://img.nethouseprices.com/lp2/5785677173e32.pdf

death announcement seems to have been made to a yachting group for Brighton and copied over to the transgender UK sub.

I believe this is the surgeon who left detransitioner Ritchie (aka TulipR) incontinent.

Phil Thomas’ frankenvages actually look better than lots we see online, unfortunately, you can’t make a penis into a an actual working vagina because magic isn’t a thing, so even if they look a bit less monstrous, they are still barbaric mutilation.

Ritchie has done two interviews with Benjamin Boyce, one alone and one with Sinead

 

[Richard Budgetts Brain]

I have these (in Dutch, sorry @Larry David's Opera Cape) illustrations of how Gender Affirmation Surgery is supposed to work, I think the first one has been posted before, but fuck it:

Vaginoplasty:

This is just a drawing and it's about as horrifying as the real life pictures in this thread. Especially the glans, looks like it was put through a pencil sharper

Skull Shaving:

Men have much wider palates and less curved jaw bones. Shaving down the forehead and the chin is just going to bring out the dimorphism in teeth/mouth region more.

Phalloplasty:

Notice how tiny the area on the arm is.

Spoiler: what it reminds me of

Image selected to be purposefully gross, normal rollades are nice.

This is information material from a site FOR transgenders. People looked at these images and thought "Yes, that's what I want" and now run around with a stinkditch or a rollade.

 

[RamblinRosie]

I don't know, I can see the whole topic being full of cope though, men are a bit funny about penis size and tend to lie quite a bit even if they are relatively well endowed.

Scientifically the most artistically beautiful and well proportioned man in the world.

I tthink the issue is that FTMs google "what does a dick look like" and are met with hard dicks because men aren't going to take a pic of themselves fully flaccid. No man ever EVER posts even a gym selfie without doing a few pushups first to get a good pump going.

The delusional ftms need to go study classical art for a while.

 

[Fapcop]

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Scientifically the most artistically beautiful and well proportioned man in the world.

I tthink the issue is that FTMs google "what does a dick look like" and are met with hard dicks because men aren't going to take a pic of themselves fully flaccid. No man ever EVER posts even a gym selfie without doing a few pushups first to get a good pump going.

The delusional ftms need to go study classical art for a while.

We like to shit on MTFs and their stinkditch illusions, but FTMs are just as clueless about dicks and the procedure.

The majority has never seen one apparently, but still claim it’s “just like a dick” and there’s “no major differences between a natal dick and what we have”.

LMAO, you mean like… Erections?

They look absolutely insane naked with their tiny 5’4 frames and a massive six inch flacid flesh roll hanging down at a weird angle.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

The majority has never seen one apparently, but still claim it’s “just like a dick” and there’s “no major differences between a natal dick and what we have”.

They have seen them because dick are just one click away. However, the majority has never touched one because then they would see & feel the difference.

 

[Piss Bear]

This pretty off-topic but I thought it was funny, and I don’t know what other thread it would fit in. Animal Crossing inadvertently throwing shade on trannies and their use of the word “mouthfeel.”

Spoiler

We like to shit on MTFs and their stinkditch illusions, but FTMs are just as clueless about dicks and the procedure.

The majority has never seen one apparently, but still claim it’s “just like a dick” and there’s “no major differences between a natal dick and what we have”.

LMAO, you mean like… Erections?

They look absolutely insane naked with their tiny 5’4 frames and a massive six inch flacid flesh roll hanging down at a weird angle.

Penises are the butt of a lot of jokes but they are just as complicated as vaginas. There is a lot that FtMs don’t know about them, well beyond the ability to get erections, ejaculate, STP, etc.

Think about the FtM who complained her neopenis was getting sore and numb because she was standing up for a long time. That post made me realize the advantage of penises being able to go flaccid. I don’t know exactly why her neopenis got numb and sore simply from standing, but I’m sure that biologically, penises are not affected by gravitational forces the same way trannies’ penises are.

Also, the ability for penises to shrink when cold and balls to retract is definitely useful too. Neopenises have none of these features. Get fucked by biology yet again, trannies. That’s the only consistent fucking you’re ever gonna get.

 

[Helena Handbasket]

FtM's wanting to be "uncut", when their stupid rot dogs aren't possible without cutting up other body parts.

FFS, gorls, don't worry. It's not like you "look Jewish" or something like that. You just look, well, mangled. Because you are.

 

[Fapcop]

FtM's wanting to be "uncut", when their stupid rot dogs aren't possible without cutting up other body parts.

FFS, gorls, don't worry. It's not like you "look Jewish" or something like that. You just look, well, mangled. Because you are.

Wtf is the point of wanting an “un circumcised” fleshroll anyways?!

Supposedly the only difference is s glans sensitivity. But their weird cocks only rarely have sensitivity beyond the bare minimum.

 

[Balalaika]

Can someone please tell me about the consequences of bottom growth at ftm? Why are the "new troons" afraid of it?
Do their huge clitoris hurt?

 

[Richard Budgetts Brain]

Can someone please tell me about the consequences of bottom growth at ftm? Why are the "new troons" afraid of it?
Do their huge clitoris hurt?

Yes, this transtuber says she is happy but even then her description of the sensation sounds painful: "achey, very sensitive, it's great, believe me it's great but it hurts sometimes when it's been overused"

I forgot this before:
The finished result of phallo GAS:

As you mentioned, they can only "create" the look of circumcised penises. Who am I kidding, it doesn't even look like that.

It's all just clay to the surgeons.

 

[Panzerfrau]

Do their huge clitoris hurt?

Yes, they get big and oversensitive. And well, fugly.