DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
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RAW AND UNCUT...so it's the better version. Nice self-own Dave.
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4 Hours of React, 1 hour of DEVOUR, 1:40 of prestream, 33 minutes of WWE.
Roughly seven hour of KHANTENT but the vod is 9 hours long :thinking:
It's funny how his trolls can put on timestamps on their videos and he can't, despite having done it in his past Ask The King videos...
 
So I’m like two days late but I just saw the pre stream clip of him talking about the Japan prime minister thing

He doesn’t know how to pronounce his name, doesn’t know anything about him, hasn’t even heard of him before his death, but he still “feel bad about this horrible news”

Why? Why the fuck would you feel bad or care someone died? People die every like minute, why doesn’t he feel bad for them

Just super weird to pretend like you feel bad for some dudes death just because you heard his name, he obviously doesn’t give a shit some dude died in another country
 
So I’m like two days late but I just saw the pre stream clip of him talking about the Japan prime minister thing

He doesn’t know how to pronounce his name, doesn’t know anything about him, hasn’t even heard of him before his death, but he still “feel bad about this horrible news”

Why? Why the fuck would you feel bad or care someone died? People die every like minute, why doesn’t he feel bad for them

Just super weird to pretend like you feel bad for some dudes death just because you heard his name, he obviously doesn’t give a shit some dude died in another country
near the end of the stream, someone superchats phil and says "can i get a bow for shinzo?" and phil says "i dont know what the hell that means"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rf2RQaPxYU timestamp 2:28:45
 
So I’m like two days late but I just saw the pre stream clip of him talking about the Japan prime minister thing

He doesn’t know how to pronounce his name, doesn’t know anything about him, hasn’t even heard of him before his death, but he still “feel bad about this horrible news”

Why? Why the fuck would you feel bad or care someone died? People die every like minute, why doesn’t he feel bad for them

Just super weird to pretend like you feel bad for some dudes death just because you heard his name, he obviously doesn’t give a shit some dude died in another country
The Shinzo Abe assassination was only there for him to go on an unhinged rant about how Hideo Kojima should sue and destroy every nudnik troll who claimed the killer was Kojima, which in turn was used for DarkStasiPhil to bitch about how the internet is too much of a Wild West and how internet crimes should be treated the same way as IRL crimes (CONSEQUENCES. WILL NEVER BE. THE SAME), which was in turn used for a victim segment. Phil was emotional about the whole Kojima slander thing because the same thing happens to him every day!

My favorite part of that unhinged rant was him claiming that people may have wanted to murder Kojima in retaliation due to the fake news of him being Shinzo Abe's assassin :story:
 
My files are corrupted, i need a new pc. HINT HINT MOTHERFUCKER!

Do i believe he is lying to try to bait out a retarded? Yes, i do.
did Phil ever said what kind of a Pc he wants? A full blown Gaming PC able to play the newest games (you know the ones that chuck on the hardware as his wife chucks on food?) not sure how sophistictaed it is supposed to go but I checked some prices and I saw gaming rigs for 2.500 bucks (keep in mind I often look for Pc's that still have blueray player and also more disk space because modern games clog your disk space fast) Also a top of the line GPU is close to 1.000 bucks currently. And we know Phil only the most expensive shit will do. (you could argue "just buy new parts" but I am not very good with hardware installation so I rather start from scratch)
 
I don't know who this is or what this guy's physical disability is, but this picture can't show his intellectual abilities.

If he can't save his money and must spend it (like with SSDI), and he wants to give it to content creators, why give any to DSP?

I don't know. Maybe this dude likes it when DSP abuses him and others. Just because he is disabled doesn't mean he can't be an asshole like DSP. Right?
there aren't any restrictions on SSDI, it's yours to do what you want with, the feds aren't monitoring bank accounts to make sure it's spent.
 
I think the best part about the wrestling reaction shit is that it simultaneously shows Phil being the very thing he accuses PewDiePie of being (that is Phil going pubescent chicken mode while calling Pewds a shrieking sissy) and it also shows you can literally condense everything DSP is about in a 10 minute 30 man over the top blah blah blah ring match.

OH WOW IS THAT ZANGEIF?? PHIL IS PLAYING STREET FIGHTER
IS THAT CASTLEVANIA DUDE?? PHIL PLAYED CASTLEVANIA
IS THAT BUZZ LIGHTYEAR?? THAT CAME OUT THIS YEAR TOO

Just honestly bottom of the barell content from the Dark One
 
did Phil ever said what kind of a Pc he wants? A full blown Gaming PC able to play the newest games (you know the ones that chuck on the hardware as his wife chucks on food?) not sure how sophistictaed it is supposed to go but I checked some prices and I saw gaming rigs for 2.500 bucks (keep in mind I often look for Pc's that still have blueray player and also more disk space because modern games clog your disk space fast) Also a top of the line GPU is close to 1.000 bucks currently. And we know Phil only the most expensive shit will do. (you could argue "just buy new parts" but I am not very good with hardware installation so I rather start from scratch)
Iirc he explicitly said he wants a PC for streaming only and not to play games on it.
 
So I’m like two days late but I just saw the pre stream clip of him talking about the Japan prime minister thing

He doesn’t know how to pronounce his name, doesn’t know anything about him, hasn’t even heard of him before his death, but he still “feel bad about this horrible news”

Why? Why the fuck would you feel bad or care someone died? People die every like minute, why doesn’t he feel bad for them

Just super weird to pretend like you feel bad for some dudes death just because you heard his name, he obviously doesn’t give a shit some dude died in another country
There's no doubt in my mind DSP was being performative when he said that like he is with everything else, since he seems incapable of caring about anything but himself. That being said it's really not that weird for a normal human being who hasn't become cynical from being terminally online to feel bad when they hear that someone they were aware existed and wasn't an outright monster was murdered. That's just empathy.

Again, I agree 100% with people that DSP has no empathy for anyone but it's kinda weird to act like feeling bad that someone you didn't know personally was killed is some outlandish thing.
 
"I stopped taking allergy medication because it's summer now and I don't need them, so forgive my post-nasal snorts."

Phil, normally you don't stop taking allergy pills during the spring and summer, especially if you live near places that trigger your allergies.

Edit: Also Phil if you want to continue your stupid story about half your face melting off here is what someone who suffered burns on their face looks like
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This is just a less severe example from the Iraq War.
 
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Dsp’s big bills is just getting a pc isn’t it?
You're giving him too much credit. He expects a fan to buy him a new rig and have it shipped directly to his house just like the new laptop. And he expects this ON TOP of the regular tip payments they make for his mortgage and entertainment bills. He should not have to budget a dime for the new pc, or do any research on pc parts, nor have to deal with ordering. It should just show up in time for a clumsy five hour unboxing and setup stream where he complains about having to plug in cables.
 
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