Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Broadside]

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Pat isn't the only idiot that believes in this bizarre Hollywood version of political events (thanks to an irresponsible media that knows it's lying for ratings but doesn't care), but boy is he the most insufferable.

 

[clusterfuckk]

Can one of the pests please rewrite Here Comes the Hotstepper to make it about Pat and call it Here Comes the Rakestepper in tribute to his incomparable achievements in being a fat fuckup? Thanks.

Noticing more trashy tattoos on Mrs. Tomlinson’s forearm and ankle/feet, I’m curious what dumb shit she just had to have inked on her body forever. Anything as offensive as Pat’s LOTR tattoo?

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Also what’s up with Big Nik’s front teeth?

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To me the tats look like basic bitch shit. Hollow sentiments of the brain dead masses permanently etched on your body. How original.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Love the new bit by the Rascals using Porque Squeeler to start fights with random twitch thots to get them to trash Fatrick's appearance:

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Have the rascals thought to make some profiles on dating apps for fatty yet? I know women are quite fond of putting creepy men on blast on social media for sending inappropriate messages there, and Pat has even been kind enough to supply plenty of shirtless and near-nude photos to assault the eyes of unsuspecting women.

Actually if you just wrote the bio section like Pat undoubtedly would that'd probably be enough to get him posted to Reddit/Twitter without even sliding into any DMs.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

No way she is not absolutely sauced in this pic. I'm amazed the techs at the stick station didn't defer her for a high BAC.

When you go to donate plasma/blood, the first thing they do is test a drop of your blood at the stick station for protein levels. They also talk with you to surreptitiously check your mental state. The technicians have to refuse to let you donate if they suspect you're on drugs or alcohol.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

I think Fatrick is a great writer.

Really, can you expand on this?

 

[artilleryfroth]

Have the rascals thought to make some profiles on dating apps for fatty yet? I know women are quite fond of putting creepy men on blast on social media for sending inappropriate messages there, and Pat has even been kind enough to supply plenty of shirtless and near-nude photos to assault the eyes of unsuspecting women.

Actually if you just wrote the bio section like Pat undoubtedly would that'd probably be enough to get him posted to Reddit/Twitter without even sliding into any DMs.

Oooh I like this. It would need to include his “actual tough guy” and all his hot takes on paint balloons vs tanks takes. I feel like I could almost write it.

ETA: I couldn’t do it justice properly like the OnA rascals could. Let’s hope one of them does it!

 

[Ophelia]

Seeing Pat highlighted by someplace like Bye Felipe would make my week.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I don’t know why the artistic genius behind the previously posted image Photoshopped Pat to make him look so svelte, but I’m posting the unedited version for the sake of truth and the integrity of this thread.

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

Re: the dating profiles

It’s been done a few times. He doesn’t get any interaction even when you try sincerely. Even on grinder which is full of degenerate gays he only got a few polite time wasters. There wasn’t any laughs to be had. Other than sending unsolicited creepy messages but that’s not really that funny after the first few times.

It’s funny he doesn’t get any attention on them but not really since no man really does unless you pay for premium services to be seen. It’s going to be a very toxic mindset for young men who have to pay to get dates. There’s obviously 1 million men for every 1 woman on them but it never used to be so ridiculously monetised to get seen.

 

[The Feline Solution]

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Nigger is overdue in getting a fed visit at the half-hovel.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Re: the dating profiles

It’s been done a few times. He doesn’t get any interaction even when you try sincerely. Even on grinder which is full of degenerate gays he only got a few polite time wasters. There wasn’t any laughs to be had. Other than sending unsolicited creepy messages but that’s not really that funny after the first few times.

It’s funny he doesn’t get any attention on them but not really since no man really does unless you pay for premium services to be seen. It’s going to be a very toxic mindset for young men who have to pay to get dates. There’s obviously 1 million men for every 1 woman on them but it never used to be so ridiculously monetised to get seen.

Not true - young, fit, good looking men will get plenty of attention, especially if they are also financially self-sufficient, and not looking to bludge off a woman. Unfortunately Fatrick is old and unfit and a broke bum, with a face like a melted seal.

He’s also a fat faggot with bitch tits.

 

[Fanny Trucker]

Patirck F. Thomas is FAT

 

[Reverend]

CUZ IM ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE
AND I'M ABOUT TO OINK

The opening is about as much physical violence as Fatrick has in his summer suasage swollen arms.

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

Not true - young, fit, good looking men will get plenty of attention, especially if they are also financially self-sufficient, and not looking to bludge off a woman. Unfortunately Fatrick is old and unfit and a broke bum, with a face like a melted seal.

He’s also a fat faggot with bitch tits.

I dunno, I’m in my mid 30s now so I don’t know what it’s like as a teen/20something but I would expect the same hyper focus on milking men to pay to get matches on those apps now.

Maybe really good looking dudes don’t have that problem, I wouldn’t know being an average Joe but how many guys does that apply to?

That said, my own experience was a lot easier than as fake Patrick’s. It’s almost as if he’s ugly and fat and poor and women or gays don’t like that too much.

 

[Broadside]

In this moment, Pat is euphoric (saw this on the other forum and just had to share it. Ya think Torque was off his meds when he originally posted this?)

"Humans alone have been tasked with glorious purpose" Thought you were an atheist, Pat?

Lmao I fucking love those rascals, look what one of em replied with:

 

[Lead Sammich]

Just got done reading this entire thread over the course of a few weeks, and i gotta say, its been a hell of a ride. This fuckin guy is absolutely relentless with his autism. I believe he has a totally genuine case of OCD, whether hes actually been diagnosed or not. Im really looking forward to the next recorded court date.

You just know he's a fake gun guy (just like how he's a fake car guy) because he fucking carries a .40 with an amazon chinkshit compensator. He's also obese.

I thought his glock is a .22? And that euphoric pig is actually cute as shit, makes you think calling ol' Fatprick "porcine" is just an insult to the piggies.

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

I thought his glock is a .22? And that euphoric pig is actually cute as shit, makes you think calling ol' Fatprick "porcine" is just an insult to the piggies.

Either way, why the fuck does he need a compensator for it?

I know the answer is that he thinks it looks cool. I’m surprised he hasn’t attached red dot lasers to it.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Niki still has a lot of genuine warmth in her smile. Is she as stupid and oblivious as Rick? Is she high all the time? Seems weird to me.

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

Niki still has a lot of genuine warmth in her smile. Is she as stupid and oblivious as Rick? Is she high all the time? Seems weird to me.

Both are lazy leaches who don’t want to work and she’s found a co dependant arrangement where they both don’t have to. She’s probably quite comforted by this and mistakes it for happiness.

 

[Broadside]

I cannot wait for the midterms just saying. His meltdown will be great. How much you wanna bet he'll be firing on all cylinders putting out endless midwit tweets like:

"What we just saw was a fascist takeover thanks to GOP intimidation of black voters.

If that doesn't make you angry, you haven't been paying attention.

It's time to wake up."