Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[taintmisbehavin]

"Do I think I'm gonna end up with a cis man? No."
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And by “open to all possibilities” she of course means she is a big, desperate ‘hoe who will give it up for anyone.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

And by “open to all possibilities” she of course means she is a big, desperate ‘hoe who will give it up for anyone.

And realistically, she's going to end up completely alone.

 

[taintmisbehavin]

And realistically, she's going to end up completely alone.

Always a younger BBW for the fetishists to chase while Tess rolls into middle age and that was kind of her last hope.

 

[Bibi’s extra sandwich]

And realistically, she's going to end up completely alone.

Super fat, lazy, and demanding. I’m sure there are some guys for whom this is their type, but I can’t imagine there are a lot of them.

 

[multiverse]

Super fat, lazy, and demanding. I’m sure there are some guys for whom this is their type, but I can’t imagine there are a lot of them.

They exist, but they'll be degenerate feeders and not anyone she can show off. Nikki the enby manlet was probably her best looking boyfriend ever, which is sad.

 

[TheGoodNamesHaveBeenTaken]

I agree she won't wind up with a "cis" man, or woman. Probably not even a tranny. Hopefully Bowie escapes and she winds up alone.

Still seems odd to me to say "I doubt I will wind up with an actual man" when that is what she dates exclusively.
Does she expect some smoking hot lezbo to just see her "Gayest place in town" doormat and show up?


Is anyone surprised she got a tetanus shot for her recent hoof injury?
With all her medical problems that is what she seeks professional help for?


Apparently no medical professional bothered to tell her she is killing herself with food.
If they had she would have gone on about "fatphobia".

 

[rocknrollmartian]

Is anyone surprised she got a tetanus shot for her recent hoof injury?

What kind of needle did they need to use for that, lmao? Her "deltoid" is a sack of fatty flesh and weighs more than most seventh graders.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Does she expect some smoking hot lezbo to just see her "Gayest place in town" doormat and show up?

Tess is just pretending because she is 100% straight. In fact, she has yet to file a divorce for her evil, abusive mediocre white husband who just used her for a green card and she had to make up a story about being a millionaire. Her life is just a bunch of lies so she might as well lie about wanting to marry a lesbian.

Apparently no medical professional bothered to tell her she is killing herself with food.
If they had she would have gone on about "fatphobia".

Most doctors unfortunately will avoid the subject because in 2022, inclusivity is the most important thing. Nobody wants to be known as an evil hateful bigot so now the name of the game is just comply with their request and get them out of the office.

 

[formerfatcow]

Spoiler: stories

 

[Meiwaku]

Super fat, lazy, and demanding. I’m sure there are some guys for whom this is their type, but I can’t imagine there are a lot of them.

Her choices now are an internet Pajeet which might be LGBT giving the black and brown stripe on the flag. Tess wins again.

 

[Water-T]

Tess is just pretending because she is 100% straight. In fact, she has yet to file a divorce for her evil, abusive mediocre white husband who just used her for a green card and she had to make up a story about being a millionaire. Her life is just a bunch of lies so she might as well lie about wanting to marry a lesbian.

As hard as Tess tries, she can't get away with being a black woman, so co-opting gayness is the next best option for her.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

Her family? Are these the 2 that she claimed she was “co-parenting” Bowie with? Oh, right, that was those other 2 fam members we never hear about anymore.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

Tess is so fucking clingy. To use language she may understand, she needs to keep her Cancer claws away from these people who are likely little more than friendly acquaintances.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

Growing uncontrollably, parasitic and a tragic waste of human life--Tess really is a cancer.

 

[Water-T]

Tess is so fucking clingy. To use language she may understand, she needs to keep her Cancer claws away from these people who are likely little more than friendly acquaintances.

This is apparent in her social media, where everyone she briefly meets is now her Super Special Bestest Friends.

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

Her family? Are these the 2 that she claimed she was “co-parenting” Bowie with? Oh, right, that was those other 2 fam members we never hear about anymore.

You fail hard as a suppahmodel, when a Texan farmer lady outshines you in charisma. I checked Melissa's Instagram. She seems to be fun. And she hasn't managed to write about her amazing meet up with her fam Tess. But she and hubby were in Joshua Tree. Which may be more worth sharing.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

You fail hard as a suppahmodel, when a Texan farmer lady outshines you in charisma. I checked Melissa's Instagram. She seems to be fun. And she hasn't managed to write about her amazing meet up with her fam Tess. But she and hubby were in Joshua Tree. Which may be more worth sharing.

> “My fam, y’all!”
> They don’t acknowledge her on their social media
> Posts about their vacation instead



She is so desperate for anyone to like her and accept her. If she wasn’t such a fat piece of shit who treats everyone as disposable, I’d feel sorry for her.

 

[Oscar Winner]

I'm still trying to figure out where on her foot a piece of plastic managed to go in 2 inches. I'm no doctor, but that's fucking deep. For someone the size of a planet, she's getting around remarkably well on such an injury. No limping, nothing, in all the posts since. It's almost like it didn't happen...

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

I'm still trying to figure out where on her foot a piece of plastic managed to go in 2 inches. I'm no doctor, but that's fucking deep. For someone the size of a planet, she's getting around remarkably well on such an injury. No limping, nothing, in all the posts since. It's almost like it didn't happen...

You're right, and she has posted pics without clothes and I haven't seen a bandage or anything...

 

[Water-T]

I'm still trying to figure out where on her foot a piece of plastic managed to go in 2 inches. I'm no doctor, but that's fucking deep. For someone the size of a planet, she's getting around remarkably well on such an injury. No limping, nothing, in all the posts since. It's almost like it didn't happen...

Tess saw how much attention and sympathy she got for the mere act of stepping on a LEGO and decided she needed to ramp it up like most narc liars do when they need a dopamine hit.