The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt - Ethan Ralph is on the run like a greased pig telling everyone they will never find him. Inevitably, they will. Post clues and speculation here.

[MirnaMinkoff]

Do we know what time range Ralph's flight was in? He was probably leaving out of Tampa International Airport.

I’m confused at why people are focused on flights. Was his truck repossessed or does anyone think he had a service bring it to him? If he flew home from Florida the point was to get his truck, his crap and then drive it to the new place.

Moving requires getting all your crap into a new place. No way Gunt hired some moving service for his paltry furniture. It’s Gunt and his Nissan driving a pick-up of crap to his new crack shack.

Ralph didn’t hire VanLines and then fly to his new home to meet the movers.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

We will know if he moves to California..

The moment he steps near the San Andreas Fault line his fat, drunk, aids riddled ass will cause the big earthquake that makes California fall into the sea.

 

[cokeski1488]

mate get a new hobby. obsessing over the ralphamale all day isnt healthy

 

[FamicomGorby]

Ya know you'd think Ralph would get that by now if that he just shut the fuck up and moved people wouldn't care as much. But nope, gotta go "NEENER NEENER, YOU'LL NEVER FIND ME A-LAWGS!". Which of course means he will be found cause Ethan's a retard that doesn't realize he's fuckin retarded.

Course he wouldn't be a lolcow if it were any other way.

 

[Love Machine]

Good Gunt Hunting.

 

[I_Am_GamerGate]

mate get a new hobby. obsessing over the ralphamale all day isnt healthy

Most of us can prove scientifically that yes, it is healthy.

 

[Kinochet]

Most of us can prove scientifically that yes, it is healthy.

Ohhhhhhh I'm getting healthy. I'm going to walk 2 miles after alogging Ralph today. Just you watch. HIDE AND FUCKING WATCH ME!

I'M GETTING HEALTHY JUST TO SPITE YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!

 

[Temperance]

YEW CAN'T CATCH ME, AYYLAWGS !!!

 

[Nod Flenders]

Ya know you'd think Ralph would get that by now if that he just shut the fuck up and moved people wouldn't care as much. But nope, gotta go "NEENER NEENER, YOU'LL NEVER FIND ME A-LAWGS!". Which of course means he will be found cause Ethan's a retard that doesn't realize he's fuckin retarded.

Course he wouldn't be a lolcow if it were any other way.

We all know it's impossible for The Gunt to keep his mouth shut for more than 1.5 seconds.

 

[Muppetstudios]

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Based on Ralph’s statements, I believe Ralph will attempt to use California’s “Safe at Home” program. The gist of it is that it allows a “victim of . . . stalking, . . . or . . . a household member of a victim” who “fears for their safety, the safety of their children or household members” to use the California Secretary of State as a mail forwarding service to keep their address confidential. See Cal. Gov’t Code § 6206. There are additional procedures for keeping addresses confidential in court filings. See Cal. Code Civ. Proc. § 367.3. Aside from DV victims and such, the law has been used to protect the addresses of people such as abortion doctors and other politically favored groups in California. Read more about it on the Secretary of State’s website.

Ralph doesn’t qualify for this program for several reasons. For one, he’s not a “protected person” under this law because he’s not even domiciled in California. Moreover, participation in the program can be denied if the agency suspects “participation in the program is being used as subterfuge to avoid detection of illegal or criminal activity or apprehension by law enforcement.” We all know Ralph’s criminal history, his court orders, open court cases, etc. He would have to disclose all of that on his application. He’d have to notify Faith, Ade, and Matt Vickers, and they’d all have a chance to oppose it. Long story short, they’re not gonna let him keep his address confidential.

Ralph can't afford to live in California

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ya know you'd think Ralph would get that by now if that he just shut the fuck up and moved people wouldn't care as much. But nope, gotta go "NEENER NEENER, YOU'LL NEVER FIND ME A-LAWGS!". Which of course means he will be found cause Ethan's a retard that doesn't realize he's fuckin retarded.

Course he wouldn't be a lolcow if it were any other way.

He could have just moved and not announced it online. Pretend he’s taking some family time off and redoing stuff in the house for the baby to explain the absence and any change in moving blanket cave. Super easy. He’s just retarded.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He could have just moved and not announced it online. Pretend he’s taking some family time off and redoing stuff in the house for the baby to explain the absence and any change in moving blanket cave. Super easy. He’s just retarded.

That’s so unrealistic and out of character for Ralph we’d have picked up on him doing it as a cover for something

 

[Antarctica]

YEW CAN'T CATCH ME, AYYLAWGS !!!

If any ahogs are looking for a video idea, it would be absolutely hilarious to overlay the audio of ralph sperging out and hollering on top of these kids trying to catch a greased up pig. Just throwing it out there.

 

[Obscura539]

He could have just moved and not announced it online. Pretend he’s taking some family time off and redoing stuff in the house for the baby to explain the absence and any change in moving blanket cave. Super easy. He’s just retarded.

I agree. He could have covertly moved dozens of times if he had some sort of foresight. It appears as though he has some weird compulsion to attempt to spin his obvious losses and embarrassments into some sort of domination of the a-logs. I think he is obsessed with revenge fantasies and it clouds his better judgement.

 

[NicoFountaine]

We will know if he moves to California..

The moment he steps near the San Andreas Fault line his fat, drunk, aids riddled ass will cause the big earthquake that makes California fall into the sea.

The hero we don't deserve, yet the one we need right now.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

The hero we don't deserve, yet the one we need right now.

Remember he is falling into the ocean as well when this happens the tidal wave would wipe us all out.

 

[GuntN7]

Gunt will not divide us.

The gunt itself is divided, bifurcated.

 

[Luigi]

Would be pretty funny to have situations similars to the HWNDU like honking outside his stream etc but I expect it to be somehow disappointing if done this way.

The funniest Ralph shit is when no one expects him to do something dumb, and then it happens.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Would be pretty funny to have situations similars to the HWNDU like honking outside his stream etc but I expect it to be somehow disappointing if done this way.

Just look for the bright red truck. Once a general location has been established someone can just send up a drone while he streams and pinpoint him with that

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Ya know you'd think Ralph would get that by now if that he just shut the fuck up and moved people wouldn't care as much. But nope, gotta go "NEENER NEENER, YOU'LL NEVER FIND ME A-LAWGS!". Which of course means he will be found cause Ethan's a retard that doesn't realize he's fuckin retarded.

Course he wouldn't be a lolcow if it were any other way.

He's essentially posting a challenge to one of the most autistic communities on the Internet to dox his new pig pen. If zoosadist, woof, can be doxxed based on what coffee place he likes, retard Ralph doesn't stand a chance with the way he likes to shoot his mouth off.