I really, really, do not get what's supposed to be funny about this. Even as an insult ("yeah, that is the funniest thing you've ever written, and I still didn't crack a smile") it doesn't work. There's not even an attempt at humor here, I don't even get the joke. I'm trying to rewrite it, in my head, to actually be funny, but I have no idea where the funny is supposed to be. That's how aggressively unentertaining Jerry is, the more bland it is the more he likes it.
I'm trying to picture a Family Guy joke, where Peter smacks a guy in the head with a baseball bat, and then turns around and sees Chris do it, and he's like "huh, I wonder where he learned that from". Is that the joke? Is this the caliber of "funniest thing you've ever written", where someone copies someone else and that person is cartoonishly ignorant of that fact? Because even that hypothetical Family Guy joke I just made up is way funnier than this. Every aspect of the joke is funnier. It's punchier, more straightforward, and the author knows it's bad behavior. But it's still not fucking funny. The Aliana version is impressively unfunny.