Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

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Let me translate this for people who don't speak lv 100 girl boss:

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I really, really, do not get what's supposed to be funny about this. Even as an insult ("yeah, that is the funniest thing you've ever written, and I still didn't crack a smile") it doesn't work. There's not even an attempt at humor here, I don't even get the joke. I'm trying to rewrite it, in my head, to actually be funny, but I have no idea where the funny is supposed to be. That's how aggressively unentertaining Jerry is, the more bland it is the more he likes it.

I'm trying to picture a Family Guy joke, where Peter smacks a guy in the head with a baseball bat, and then turns around and sees Chris do it, and he's like "huh, I wonder where he learned that from". Is that the joke? Is this the caliber of "funniest thing you've ever written", where someone copies someone else and that person is cartoonishly ignorant of that fact? Because even that hypothetical Family Guy joke I just made up is way funnier than this. Every aspect of the joke is funnier. It's punchier, more straightforward, and the author knows it's bad behavior. But it's still not fucking funny. The Aliana version is impressively unfunny.
It's even weirder in context because this scene is supposed to be a serious moment where Alaina 'takes responsibility' for allowing Kylo to become such a problem and passing on her bad habits.
 

The more I think about this the more ridiculous it gets.

Lily has said in the past that writers don't get nearly enough credit and they deserve greater recognition, especially in visual media (remember, storyboarders are incapable of writing, writers must always be hired and therefore be appreciated because by default they know what they're doing more than those worthless artists), and yet can't name a favorite writer.

But she doesn't read books so I guess it's hard to think of somebody.

I was going to say the same for directors before I remembered that Lily is fixated on the idea that producers have all the power over a production and directors literally just do what the producers tell them to and nobody can blame them for anything. Her ignorance is astounding.
 
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Lily’s on a rampage to shine a light on others so no one sees the skeletons in her own closet.
Lily’s frame of reference comes from this Twitter thread:
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amphibia guys
hi so this is for all the people who dont want to get SMACKED in the face by the video so tl;dr
KJ has a nsfw alt with the trio.
Sook has a nsfw alt with the trio.
Alex raebits has a nsfw alt with the trio.
[EDIT AS OF JULY 11, 04:00] Boko has a nsfw alt with the trio.

as to prevent misinformation ; boko and raebits are crew, KJ and sook are not.

all is censored, but be warned.

Alex proof
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Alex content
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KJ proof
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KJ content
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Sook proof
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Sook content
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[EDIT AS OF JULY 11, 04:00] due to an anonymous informant, i have scs of what is allegedly bokos nsfw. with no proof tweet of course certainty is not guaranteed, but considering their history and of course, basic stylematching, id like to think this is decently cut and dry.
Boko content
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ETA: more
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Unusual, a take from Lilz I can somewhat agree with. I wouldn’t yell too hard, Lily you’re going right up against the same wall they are you degenerate.

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@ÁchtunaRoll I wish Jerry would shut up about anime, no one cares about his opinions except for his dumb fans.
Lol, that explains a lot about her shit writing.
Well, not surprised. I assumed that for a long time actually.
Agreed.

To be honest, I don’t even think Jerry likes cartoons or writing fanfiction. He just does it because it brings him the attention he craves.
 

As though dark storytelling is something invented by the Japanese. What 'anime tropes' is Lily referring to here?

It's true that there's a difference in storytelling styles between cultures, and maybe this is part of her problem with watching anything foreign; even disregarding translation issues, there's a different rhythm to the way Japanese stories tend to be told within a given genre. Maybe because it doesn't conform to the beats and energy that Lily is accustomed to from cartoons and Friends she can't get into it. Therefore, all Japanese media is bad and so is the culture.

Except Kingdom Hearts, which I assume is because it has Disney characters and her fixation on Disney being an innocent company just trying to be progressive means KH is okay.

Case in point.

Lily does at least have a good point here (although it's funny she says 'decades' and not 'all of human history').

There's something very distressing about somebody writing hardcore pedophile fiction and then, say, explaining after the fact that it was actually exploring really serious topics and the pedophilia just happened to be part of that exploration. Or labeling hardcore pedophilia and child sexual abuse as quirky aspects of a 'dysfunctional but loving family'. Or things like

The series paints the abusive relationship between Twilight and Ascentia, the incest between the Dash and Sparkle families, and the age differences with the Dazzlings and Pinkie as a matter-of-fact event. It simply happens and the stories make no effort to promote or demonize them. The authors are on record as wanting the reader to analyze and decide for themselves if each relationship is healthy or not.

Not that I'm specifically referencing anything. Certainly nothing that would make Lily look like a massive hypocrite who only jumps on these trains to obfuscate her own history.
 
OH MY FUCKING GOD

GOD FORBID LILY JUST LAMENTS THE EXISTANCE OF REAL PROBLEM LIKE PEDOPHILIA, SHE HAS TO SOMEHOW MAKE ALL FANS OF ADVENTURE CARTOONS BE PEDOPHILES

sorry for being angry, its just that i think pedophilia is bad and a serious issue, and people that hurt children are monsters. it pisses me off that instead of treating these criminals as they are supposed to be treated lily just went "yeah its inherently a problem with adventure cartoons and the anymays, if you consume these you are basically a pedophile" jesus fucking christ
 
Sites not letting me quote @ÁchtunaRoll, but in regard to the amphibia thing;

It's weird how vindicated she feels by this, to me it almost seems she's more concerned with how this reflects on the show rather than the danger this person might pose to children if this is even true. To me it seems she only cares about this because she can use it to prove her opinions about weebs are correct. Imagine you get assaulted and robbed in an alley and the first thing the police ask is "Was he a Yankees fan?".

Way to use a situation where children could have been hurt to feel more secure about your little dick cartoon opinions, fatso.
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It's weird how vindicated she feels by this, to me it almost seems she's more concerned with how this reflects on the show rather than the danger this person might pose to children if this is even true. To me it seems she only cares about this because she can use it to prove her opinions about weebs are correct. Imagine you get assaulted and robbed in an alley and the first thing the police ask is "Was he a Yankees fan?".

Way to use a situation where children could have been hurt to feel more secure about your little dick cartoon opinions, fatso.
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This isn’t a trait limited to Lily. In fact it’s rather common online for people to feel vindicated when someone or something they don’t like can officially be labeled problematic, as if they needed a reason to dislike something beyond personal taste.

People get glad that e-celebs they never thought were funny have been outed as groomers because it makes them feel like they were ‘right’ not to like them. They take pride in having some kind of sense for good or bad people and just carry on with an ‘I told you so’ attitude.

For Lily this is just all the more validation for her to not watch the show, because watching it would mean supporting the art of pedophiles and that would be a crime. She now has a great reason to tell other people not to watch the show and weaponize against fans. This isn’t about pedophilia (let’s be real, we all know she doesn’t care about sexualizing minors) it’s about Lily having the perfect excuse to bully Amphibia and it’s fanbase without ever having to watch it.
 
does anyone know if 12 forever is an episodic cartoon? what ive read on wikipedia seems to be that it is, and the creator of that show was confirmed as an actual pedophile
 
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