DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[King of Not Playing Games]

Phil has 3 PC, 2 notebooks and a tablet plus his Phone.

The fan built PC which had a stick of memory die. So instead of just replacing the ram for $100 he spent $3000 on the Cyberpower PC. He also has an Asus Desktop which he calles the " backup " PC which can be seen in the condo walkthrough when he moved to Washington.

He then has 2 notebooks, the old one which was too slow according too Phil but we all know its because he does zero maitenance and then the new notebook which is an Arm based notebook basically a Chrome Book. He had no idea what he was buying as during the unboxing he was trying to install X86 software which of course wouldn't work and then realized he could only install software from the Windows store. Now he just uses it to watch chat. Imagine dropping $1500 on a notebook to use it just to watch chat when a $200 POS tablet could get the job done.

Then he has 2 tablets, both Apple IPAD's. One supposedly doesn't work and Khet uses the other one.

Then he has his phone which he uses for Emails and Twitter that he has sitting on his lap during the streams.

Remember Phil refuses to do any maitenance to his setup. Updating drivers and running a manual Trim or Defrag is a hassle for him so he refuses to do it. The issue with the videos corrupting has nothing to do with his setup as he admitted that they work perfectly fine until the upload. This tells me there's an issue with his Comcast line.

No respect for money or earning it, so instead of trying to fix anything or learn how to improve anything, just let the old tech gather dust and beg for a new one, rinse repeat.

 

[LolCowCentral]

Phil has 3 PC, 2 notebooks and a tablet plus his Phone.

The fan built PC which had a stick of memory die. So instead of just replacing the ram for $100 he spent $3000 on the Cyberpower PC. He also has an Asus Desktop which he calles the " backup " PC which can be seen in the condo walkthrough when he moved to Washington.

He then has 2 notebooks, the old one which was too slow according too Phil but we all know its because he does zero maitenance and then the new notebook which is an Arm based notebook basically a Chrome Book. He had no idea what he was buying as during the unboxing he was trying to install X86 software which of course wouldn't work and then realized he could only install software from the Windows store. Now he just uses it to watch chat. Imagine dropping $1500 on a notebook to use it just to watch chat when a $200 POS tablet could get the job done.

Then he has 2 tablets, both Apple IPAD's. One supposedly doesn't work and Khet uses the other one.

Then he has his phone which he uses for Emails and Twitter that he has sitting on his lap during the streams.

Remember Phil refuses to do any maitenance to his setup. Updating drivers and running a manual Trim or Defrag is a hassle for him so he refuses to do it. The issue with the videos corrupting has nothing to do with his setup as he admitted that they work perfectly fine until the upload. This tells me there's an issue with his Comcast line.

He then shits on people citing "[he] has an 8 year old PC that isn't working and do we really think this is the time to open it up....no idiots "

Actually Phil. There has never been a better time to open it up. Clean out all of the dust, unplug and re-plug cables for connectivity, etc.

People suggested that if it's really a hard drive issue to just replace the hard drive and he called them idiots. Instead if dropping 50.00 for a new hard drive he'd rather beg his fans for a new 2k PC.

The same people trying to help him are the ones he is berating. It's wild how these people stick around and continue to give money to him.

Edit: the best op we can hope for is someone does get him a new PC but puts a keylogger on it and gets access to his PayPal to show the WWE Champions transactions.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Anyone got an idea of the length of time between getting Phil the laptop, chair, PS5 ect...

Seems to me that Piggy is trying to fill the void that is his life with good old fashioned consumerism.

Marrige to a swim suit model Momwife, working a succesful scam buisness, Doordash and more gin than he can carry without a cart in the garage dont seem to make Phil happy does it

Poor lad

 

[Corpun]

The only hope I have for the PC saga is A) his current one dies before he can get a new one because of how poorly maintained it is and B) If he gets a new PC generously donated by a whale he fucks up moving all his shit onto it.

Incase timestamp doesn't work 7:08 is what I want to point out, Phil literally stops what he is doing to pick at something on his legs or stomach then sniff and eat it.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

It's not like he married Amber Heard

A humorous spelling error on my part.

But he didn't buy his current laptop. A fan sent it to him.

How far is he gonna go with this?
"Hello hello everyone dsp here. Acksually, derich, I didn't buy this house, a fan sent it to me. You guys are awesome!"

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

If he gets a new PC generously donated by a whale he fucks up moving all his shit onto it.

Or for sure I guarantee he'll fuck it up in the fashion of the Resident Evil 2 boss where one of the dents told him to stun and then shock and Piggy did the opposite. His fuck up will be him not knowing that you have to migrate your primary drive designation to your new drive not just transfer so he'll transfer, take out the old drive and "See I told you it wouldn't work you dumb fuck piece of lame brain shit this is why I wanted a WHOLE NEW PC".

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

It's not like he married Amber Heard

Could you imagine DSP telling the story about the hot girl who shit in his bed? He'd tell it every other day.

 

[marlintan]

Could you imagine DSP telling the story about the hot girl who shit in his bed? He'd tell it every other day.

you mean twice a day

 

[Robust User]

Why does anyone believe his PC is having any problems whatsoever?

 

[Prophet Gaming]

The only hope I have for the PC saga is A) his current one dies before he can get a new one because of how poorly maintained it is and B) If he gets a new PC generously donated by a whale he fucks up moving all his shit onto it.

Incase timestamp doesn't work 7:08 is what I want to point out, Phil literally stops what he is doing to pick at something on his legs or stomach then sniff and eat it.

He won't be able to move any of his shit on to it.

Remember Rambo set everything up before he left for Washington. Its obvious Phil has no idea on how to operate OBS. He can't set up a scene proplery without fucking up the positioning. Instead he will manualy adjust everything in realtime making him look unprofessional.

What was it, last week when he was stating if he needed to backup all the 70k videos he'd need a $10000+ server when in reality he needs $1300 NAS with 3x20TB drives sine he only has around 50TB of videos. Majority of which are 1080p30 or lower. He is using YouTube as a data backup as well. Imagine when the channels do eventually get banned and deleted and he loses all of his 14 years of khantent? LIKE WUT!? Just 14 years flushed down the toilet and the only khantent left is detractor channels.

 

[Pargon]

Why does anyone believe his PC is having any problems whatsoever?

I don’t think anyone with a CNS does. There are people who don’t believe him and then there are people who don’t believe him who are pretending they do because they’re under the impression their doing so has an emotional impact on detractors (who don’t care what they think) or Phil himself (who definitely doesn’t care what they think).

The people who do believe him without agenda are clinically disabled or insane and shouldn’t have unmanaged money.

 

[Chernabog3000]

Why does anyone believe his PC is having any problems whatsoever?

https://youtu.be/qXH4t1p-hH0

Because he was forced to leave an entire stream up. Only time he does that is if he forgets to private and that dosent last long. Or one of his "parts" or "digestible chunks" fails to upload.

The saving grace being you get to see.

*ends recording*
Begs
*starts recording*

In all its glory.

While I don't think it's a serious problem. There's obviously something going on. He hates keeping the entire stream up cause all his unedited begs between recordings are in there. The fact its still there days later is proof somethings up with some part of his dumbass video process.

 

[Michael Janke]

phil bought a 1500 dollar chromebook essentially. holy fuck, this guy.

 

[Robust User]

https://youtu.be/qXH4t1p-hH0

Because he was forced to leave an entire stream up. Only time he does that is if he forgets to private and that dosent last long. Or one of his "parts" or "digestible chunks" fails to upload.

The saving grace being you get to see.

*ends recording*
Begs
*starts recording*

In all its glory.

While I don't think it's a serious problem. There's obviously something going on. He hates keeping the entire stream up cause all his unedited begs between recordings are in there. The fact its still there days later is proof somethings up with some part of his dumbass video process.

Maybe he was so lazy and drunk he forgot to free up hard drive space, and it failed because of that, so now he sees it as a way to manipulate his viewers like he usually does to get $2000 from them for doing nothing but complain when it doesn't solve any problem at all?

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

New PC huh ? This videos very long and very boring but shows how Phil used the green screen as bait to upgrade pretty much everything , need new camera for the green screen , need new laptop , need new PC ect .Phil refuses to buy new equipment as he sees the money he makes is his fuck the dents they can buy the stuff and pay the bills at the same time

 

[PieceofShet]

DSP stopped archiving his videos years ago (he said it) and never used his archive to recover old lost videos (like the suicide king videos). What a waste.

 

[ResignedCustodes]

Oh my god, even highlight-skimming that thread gave me aids.
Just a back-and-forth of butthurt shitflinging and "NO U"s, pathetic.

I read the entire fucking thing a while back waiting for it to get good or funny and it never did.

Is there a masochism rating?

 

[SomeBoyo]

He then has 2 notebooks, the old one which was too slow according too Phil but we all know its because he does zero maitenance and then the new notebook which is an Arm based notebook basically a Chrome Book. He had no idea what he was buying as during the unboxing he was trying to install X86 software which of course wouldn't work and then realized he could only install software from the Windows store. Now he just uses it to watch chat. Imagine dropping $1500 on a notebook to use it just to watch chat when a $200 POS tablet could get the job done.

phil bought a 1500 dollar chromebook essentially. holy fuck, this guy.

Where does this notion come from? We doxed his laptop the same day and it was a 500-600 dollar notebook.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/post-9480082

The reason he could only install software from the Windows Store straight away was because it was Windows 10 S which only allowed for that but you can exit that, which he did.

Why does anyone believe his PC is having any problems whatsoever?

He watched a k-pop video twice.

DSP stopped archiving his videos years ago (he said it) and never used his archive to recover old lost videos (like the suicide king videos). What a waste.

Don't worry, he has the external hard drives he stores the archives on in bins in his closet! Get ready for a "plugging in drives to checkout old KHANTENT" stream.

 

[Corpun]

phil bought a 1500 dollar chromebook essentially. holy fuck, this guy.

You seem to forget Phil thinks more expensive equals better. This mother fucker has a expensive water filter thing for his fucking cat that is like 200 dollars. Not only that but he needs to go out when it is empty to get a new filter or some shit for it.

The one reason he stopped doing blogs around the house is because he'd keep displaying these 500 dollar coffee makers or trash cans he has around his house that detractors kept latching onto to expose the fact he cries poor.

No real poor person buys expensive shit like that, but in Casa de Gout only the most expensive toys may enter the hallowed halls of Phil's domain.

Reel tawk, is Phil physically unable to not rock back and forth or was he a sailor in his past life and that is bleeding through all these years later?

 

[Chernabog3000]

Dejavu?

Time stamp is 13m 45s btw.

Was watching some recent clips and this popped up. I know there's a lot of reapeats in the beg model but I thought it was really interesting how this beg from November is nearly 100% identical to the current beg going on. What was really weird for me is both times his day off is slated for a Wednesday. Correct me if I'm wrong but before khet got this latest job or fired again or whatever the fuck even fatter bullshit she's on. Monday/Tuesday was the exclusive day off day.

But these two begs so similar. Both days off are a Wednesday? Not autistic enough to do it but majority of his day offs between than and now were monday/Tuesday.

How long does that wwe champions event go on for? Was there one in November of last year? This is probbaly nothing more than fascinating to my half baked brain this morning. I guess there's only so much you can lie about to grift your "fans" but idk. Something seems weirdd. I we all have heard the same shit a million times from Phil but this sorta consistency in begs it seems obvious as fuck there's a pattern he's developed to beg for these mobile events.