Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 197 14.2%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 792 56.9%

  • Total voters
    1,392
The Jack on the Go avatar is still grey on my end but he has a new duckface selfie on the main channel (sorry that I got my volume control in the screenshot, lol)
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It’s so amusing to me that him and Tammy were offering Graphic Design services of all people. Jack has zero sense of awareness for what constitutes anything remotely visually appealing. That banner looks like shit.
 
The Jack on the Go avatar is still grey on my end but he has a new duckface selfie on the main channel (sorry that I got my volume control in the screenshot, lol)
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I have never seen someone more obsessed with taking selfies, and always making a face you'd see a twelve year old make. It's like he lacks object permanence and has to constantly be reminded he has a face.
 
It’s so amusing to me that him and Tammy were offering Graphic Design services of all people. Jack has zero sense of awareness for what constitutes anything remotely visually appealing. That banner looks like shit.
Nigga uses a bitmoji like a fucking zoomer to advertise his brand. The idea that we would be offering any advice to anyone regarding design is still funny.
 
You'd think that doctors and people who work in the medical industry would know about these things and you'd defer to their judgement. You know, like you demand to hear from an expert when you question somebody. But when it comes to this particular issue people are just losing their freaking minds.

Wear the damn mask if they ask you to. It's not hurting you in any way to do so.
People like Jack don’t believe that medicine is real and is made by the government to control people. He’s the type of guy who believe that chiropractors are “real” physicians and only take their advice. It’s really depressing when someone have ALS or something and go to a shitty alternative medicine because they don’t trust science. “Dood you l don’t need to go to an oncologist to treat ya cancer. They’ll lie. Go to this guy who will crack your back and he’ll get rid of your brain cancer”. During 2020-2021, I’ve kept seeing people post shit on how Covid is fake because this doctor said it is and the “doctor” is a chiropractor. Jack is that type of guy who believe in that shit. I wish people like Jack would just shut up and listen to his REAL doctor advice and drop this whole alt right mindset. However, he’s too much of a dip shit to do this.
 
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It appears that the Cooking With Jack Fan Club (affectionately known as the JackOffs) President Bennie has gone off the reservation after getting a little rudely treated on the Jack FB page during a serious biscuit discussion recently
 
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It appears that the Cooking With Jack Fan Club (affectionately known as the JackOffs) President Bennie has gone off the reservation after getting a little rudely treated on the Jack FB page during a serious biscuit discussion recently
The Virgin Jack Scalfani vs. the Chad Kent Rollins.
 
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It appears that the Cooking With Jack Fan Club (affectionately known as the JackOffs) President Bennie has gone off the reservation after getting a little rudely treated on the Jack FB page during a serious biscuit discussion recently
Look, All Hail, Kent Rollins. He's the man Jack wishes he could be and coincidentally wishes would spit roast him. We all know it.
 
Wow another subway video? He just did one like 2 months ago where he acted like the subway subs he ate were as close to genuine italian sandwiches as one could get in the US. I believe a gem from that video was him taking a bite of the sub and going "This literally tastes like a NYC deli"

He is either being lazy or his budget has indeed been seriously curtailed by his normally-enabling Tam Ham
 
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Jack's quiet on Facebook today. Probably still angy from his mask post earlier in the day. Now he's just reposting the same stuff Elon posted on Twitter. I guess I understand why Elon posted it, he was doing to it to be smug about him backing out of the deal and saving $44 billion. I don't know why Jack felt like he should post it, because it means nothing to him. Maybe he did it to own the libtards.

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Jack's quiet on Facebook today. Probably still angy from his mask post earlier in the day. Now he's just reposting the same stuff Elon posted on Twitter. I guess I understand why Elon posted it, he was doing to it to be smug about him backing out of the deal and saving $44 billion. I don't know why Jack felt like he should post it, because it means nothing to him. Maybe he did it to own the libtards.

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Jack wants the librulz to know he totally isn't mad daddy Elon won't be buying Twitter.
 
People like Jack don’t believe that medicine is real and is made by the government to control people. He’s the type of guy who believe that chiropractors are “real” physicians and only take their advice. It’s really depressing when someone have ALS or something and go to a shitty alternative medicine because they don’t trust science. “Dood you l don’t need to go to an oncologist to treat ya cancer. They’ll lie. Go to this guy who will crack your back and he’ll get rid of your brain cancer”. During 2020-2021, I’ve kept seeing people post shit on how Covid is fake because this doctor said it is and the “doctor” is a chiropractor. Jack is that type of guy who believe in that shit. I wish people like Jack would just shut up and listen to his REAL doctor advice and drop this whole alt right mindset. However, he’s too much of a dip shit to do this.
I have a love / hate relationship with chiropractors. On one hand they can actually help. On the other hand if they're doing ANYTHING other than adjusting your bones and stuff like that they're full of shit. Any chiropractor that says they can heal a disease is lying through their fucking teeth. This goes double for anybody that talks homeopathy, natural cures, color therapy, reflexology and the like. There's a tiny kernel of truth in what they say but it's packed into a big old ball of bullshit.

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It appears that the Cooking With Jack Fan Club (affectionately known as the JackOffs) President Bennie has gone off the reservation after getting a little rudely treated on the Jack FB page during a serious biscuit discussion recently
Cowboy Kent is all sorts of awesome. Jagoff isn't fit to lick the dirt off his boots. I mean if you're looking for a real guy who isn't a chef but knows how to cook it's our Cowboy Kent.

Jack's quiet on Facebook today. Probably still angy from his mask post earlier in the day. Now he's just reposting the same stuff Elon posted on Twitter. I guess I understand why Elon posted it, he was doing to it to be smug about him backing out of the deal and saving $44 billion. I don't know why Jack felt like he should post it, because it means nothing to him. Maybe he did it to own the libtards.

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Oh yeah. Major pwnage. Jagoff really knows when to punch down.
 
Jack's quiet on Facebook today. Probably still angy from his mask post earlier in the day. Now he's just reposting the same stuff Elon posted on Twitter. I guess I understand why Elon posted it, he was doing to it to be smug about him backing out of the deal and saving $44 billion. I don't know why Jack felt like he should post it, because it means nothing to him. Maybe he did it to own the libtards.

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Jack is just mad that his hero was buying something on a whim and is trying to get out of his shitty deal. Musk is an idiot just like Jack.
 
LOL @ believing "disclosing bot info" is some epic own against Twitter. They offer an open API with no bot restrictions. You, dear reader, could deploy a thousand of them in about 6 hours assuming you had to learn python.
Jagoff has no idea what a "bot" is but he's happy to repost the meme because it makes Elon look good and libruls look petty.

Don't forget he's a Qtard.
 
Jack knows plenty about bots, he paid some Bangladeshis from the Middle East for some and got his Boomerbook account broken into twice for it.
He almost certainly pays for bot views on his main channel, since he has a suspiciously consistent 10% likes/views ratio on his videos shortly after upload. Seems like a waste of money since his views are lower than they've ever been, but what do I know, I'm just some random hater, not a world-famous YouTube chef cooking guy.
 
The quick and the Gray
Fatty protest action?

God wants you to wear a mask if you don't want to piss off god remember that.

Only place still demanding masks in my experience is medical centers. Fatty or Tammy health scare?


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I wonder if this is why Jack got a dog. Kent dotes on his dogs, and they're all exceptionally well trained. And then there's HOPE, Prisoner of Dining Room.

Chiropractors aren't doctors.

Chiropractors are masseuses with fucking egos. And woo woo bullshit.
Subloxing Chakras is straight up horse shit.
Chiropractors should be forced to eat Jack's cooking year-round.
 
Jagoff really gets lit up on twitter. LOLz at Tim linking to a Fat on the Go video from early 2022 where he is stuffing his gullet with a serving of regular biscuits and fried hashbrowns and he even includes a bible verse that you can just imagine jagoff putting up on facebook with that sanctimonious praying bitmoji to go along with it.
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