Namtab has quickly been making a name for himself as the newest moderator of ADTRW. He dropped a ban+30 on a user who, over a year ago, posted a black-and-white drawing of an anime character's denim-clad butt atop a bicycle seat.

He also gave a weeklong probation to somebody who responded, commenting on the butt.

A QCS thread immediately spawned, growing to over a hundred posts within two hours.

Pontius Pilate reveals that after the whole Jesus thing, he just rubber-stamps new death warrants as soon as they're brought before him, fearing the risk that another mob of bloodthirsty Jews will form outside his palace. The poor fellow is traumatized.

Sentiments quickly begin to turn once it is disclosed that the fictional character owning the bicycle seat ass is 15 years old, and Julius CSAR has been thirsting over 16-year-old anime girls as well.

However, this revelation alarms many goons, who are discovering for the first time that anime is some pretty fucked up shit.

The thread quickly erupts with users calling for all anime to be outlawed. The mob grows so quickly that even the anime avatars feel compelled to join in the chanting.

cinci zoo sniper mentions that the ban+30 was the harshest punishment available, because Jeffrey of YOSPOS is on vacation.

Which leads to a lot of goon chuckling. It's also mentioned that every admin except Fluffdaddy is in fact on vacation.

Some of the posts get pretty spicy. Jeffrey of EPSTEIN should really start bringing these goons into line, once he returns.

Now that the mob is satisfied that the newest execution was justice properly served, they begin calling for another head: That of the goon who originally posted the
Made in Abyss thread. The guillotine hungers, but Namtab will not act without at least a quorum of admins present. The mob rumbles in disapproval, and wonders if the guillotine would like to taste Namtab's head in absentia.

And poor Namtab has learned a simple truth about being an SA mod. His only hope now is to try to stage a coup and become admin, by leaking mod forum activity to stir up a troon uprising like Koalas March did. Perhaps he'll even succeed where she failed.