Prison Letters (06/27/22) - New Chris Chan Jail Letter - Eels and the Eggman talk about OCs to Chris, Helena will supposedly work with Chris on Sonichu, Chris claims that Heilberg confirmed his returning to 14BLC and that he was never attracted to Bella

[Pointless Sperg]

I've seen/heard who seem to actually want to fuck Chris and many of them are men,

There are lots of men who would fuck Chris. Men just aren't as picky, if Chris were gay there would definitely be someone for him out there. Like, not the finest specimens, but somebody on Chris' level.

Whereas 99.99% of ugly women would not want to fuck Chris.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

I'm coming at this question assuming I am missing something obvious but how can you be on a title and/or a mortgage for a property at the same time? If you have a mortgage, isn't the bank the title holder until the mortgage is satisfied? In which case you go on the title but off the now non existent mortgage?

The bank isn't the title holder. The bank has a lien on the home to secure the mortgage, and could become the title holder if they successfully foreclose on the house. (But only after a successful foreclosure action.)

They do this because the bank doesn't want to act as a landlord or to have any of the liability that comes with the house. If the bank was the title holder, for example, they could be sued if someone injured themselves on the property. In fact, the bank has little interest in actually possessing the house, which is why foreclosure is the last resort. They just want their money and the house is security for it.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

He hasn't taken HRT in years, he'd rather spend his money on toys instead.

That's what fucking Chris up. He is kinda a half botched tranny that has gone through HRT treatment and now have his testosterone coming back. Before Chris can go months without masturbating (in Chris' words), now he just gets frustrated because of his fucked up health and loneliness. That's why he started getting horny/ rapey again. HRT was the closest to chemically castrate Chris and keep horny Chris down. Ngl though, most of Chris fuck ups are all because he was horny. Like Julay, orange fanta, Megan.....and finally Barb. Horny Chris always create the craziest content.

 

[Chazzed Up]

There are lots of men who would fuck Chris. Men just aren't as picky, if Chris were gay there would definitely be someone for him out there. Like, not the finest specimens, but somebody on Chris' level.

Whereas 99.99% of ugly women would not want to fuck Chris.

There's also the fact that filth/hygiene kinks are more of a gay male fetish in my observation than any other group. It's not about being ugly or not as far as I'm concerned, if Chris was ugly but a nice guy who kept himself clean he could probably get an equally ugly/obese girlfriend, I see couples like that out in public on the daily.

 

[Aegeus]

troglodyke

This is some genius-level wordplay here. Chris has always been so incredibly shockingly ugly for nearly his entire life.

His deformed face has always been hideous to look at, ever since he was a teenager. It is likely a result of a fetal alcohol spectrum disorder, given that both Bob and Barb were raging alcoholics for nearly their entire lives.

His insistence on putting on a dress with his deformed face, triple chins, stubble, and horrible receding sea hag hairline and then claiming he is now a "female-souled male lesbian" is just the icing on the cake of his puke-inducing existence.

 

[A Flying Nun]

There are lots of men who would fuck Chris.

Jesus Christ man, way to nuke my opinion of the world in one single sentence...

 

[Chazzed Up]

This is some genius-level wordplay here. Chris has always been so incredibly shockingly ugly for nearly his entire life.

His deformed face has always been hideous to look at, ever since he was a teenager. It is likely a result of a fetal alcohol spectrum disorder, given that both Bob and Barb were raging alcoholics for nearly their entire lives.

His insistence on putting on a dress with his deformed face, triple chins, stubble, and horrible receding sea hag hairline and then claiming he is now a "female-souled male lesbian" is just the icing on the cake of his puke-inducing existence.

I wonder what he would look like at a reasonable weight. He was never some kind of ideal of attractiveness, but when he was younger he mostly just looked like he needed a less white-trash-tard wardrobe and to drop some of the weight. I would argue at least before he added a few decades of poor lifestyle choices, he probably could've looked average.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

This is some genius-level wordplay here. Chris has always been so incredibly shockingly ugly for nearly his entire life.

His deformed face has always been hideous to look at, ever since he was a teenager. It is likely a result of a fetal alcohol spectrum disorder, given that both Bob and Barb were raging alcoholics for nearly their entire lives.

His insistence on putting on a dress with his deformed face, triple chins, stubble, and horrible receding sea hag hairline and then claiming he is now a "female-souled male lesbian" is just the icing on the cake of his puke-inducing existence.

I've always said, Chris is the combination of an actual caveman and an imitation lesbian.

 

[Sadhatter]

The bank isn't the title holder. The bank has a lien on the home to secure the mortgage, and could become the title holder if they successfully foreclose on the house. (But only after a successful foreclosure action.)

They do this because the bank doesn't want to act as a landlord or to have any of the liability that comes with the house. If the bank was the title holder, for example, they could be sued if someone injured themselves on the property. In fact, the bank has little interest in actually possessing the house, which is why foreclosure is the last resort. They just want their money and the house is security for it.

I have to respectfully disagree on the premise in general. Though, in this particular case, with the infamy and the state of the house, you might actually be right.

Banks do best when someone defaults on a mortgage, and the longer they are into it the better. Yes there can be complications with that, but at the end of the day they are all just expenses that are extremely unlikely to exceed the extra profit.

To explain.

If you pay your mortgage successfully, the bank gets that money, and that is it. This will be more than the amount of the house (due to interest) but the cost of the house is still a massive part of it.

Now if you default, the bank gets all the money you put into it, plus the current (likely much higher, as real estate is going crazy) value of the house. Not to mention, they very likely will be doing the new mortgage.

If you are a month in, not much of a better deal, but if you have a few decades of payments, the bank will be laughing ...all the way to the bank , to be repetitive.

 

[A-№1]

Now if you default, the bank gets all the money you put into it, plus the current (likely much higher, as real estate is going crazy) value of the house.

The bank can only reclaim from the foreclosed property the outstanding debt on the mortgage and any fees they applied. If the foreclosed property is sold for more than the outstanding debt , the difference goes to the former owner. The bank only gets the whole value of the property if it's "underwater" (more is owed on the property than it's actually worth).

The main issue with foreclosure is that the bank gets to hire their own appraiser and set the price of the home in the sale. Often they set that sale price at just above whatever is still owed them to ensure as fast a sale as possible, leaving little to nothing for the previous owner.

The bank doesn't get a deal out of foreclosure. In fact they miss out on any future interest on the debt. Whoever buys the property at the reduced price definitely does get a deal, though.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

There's also the fact that filth/hygiene kinks are more of a gay male fetish in my observation than any other group. It's not about being ugly or not as far as I'm concerned, if Chris was ugly but a nice guy who kept himself clean he could probably get an equally ugly/obese girlfriend, I see couples like that out in public on the daily.

If Chris were less retarded he could get an ugly, *insufferable* woman, not a nice one. As it stands now he could only get an elderly one that gets zero attention from men and will take anything they can get (think someone maybe 10 years younger than Barb, and also not his mom, obviously).

Those couples you see? It's almost guaranteed that the woman has a shittier personality than the guy, because women always aim higher (until they get old).


@le4feon can't quote/reply so tagging

no the judge needs to give him one more just one for another 6-8 month. It's clearl taking the DA time to have this moved to federal court. So cwc can be charged with rape and a hand full of other crimes for treal. christ already proved all he cares about is his tos and getting back home so he can pin barbs head to the wall/bed frame and soul bond her further into delousions.

It can't go to federal court because it's not a federal crime. The federal government is only concerned with crimes that cross state/national lines or crimes against the nation (either directly attacking national infrastructure, national politicians, or crimes so bad they're considered to affect the country as a whole). It is being prosecuted by Virginia, so it will always be in Virginia courts.

So if he's charged with rape it will go to Virginia's Circuit Court system, which is the next step up from the District level that he's at.

Also in Virginia it's "CA" not "DA", although in practice there's really no difference, just the name.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

There's also the fact that filth/hygiene kinks are more of a gay male fetish in my observation than any other group. It's not about being ugly or not as far as I'm concerned, if Chris was ugly but a nice guy who kept himself clean he could probably get an equally ugly/obese girlfriend, I see couples like that out in public on the daily.

It's called "Slob" btw, the gross/dirtiness fetish

 

[Chazzed Up]

If Chris were less retarded he could get an ugly, *insufferable* woman, not a nice one. As it stands now he could only get an elderly one that gets zero attention from men and will take anything they can get (think someone maybe 10 years younger than Barb, and also not his mom, obviously).

Those couples you see? It's almost guaranteed that the woman has a shittier personality than the guy, because women always aim higher (until they get old).

That's sort of a sweeping generalization to make without any information. I really don't care to argue men vs. women dating philosophies as they invariably are incel or feminist politisperging, but at a very basic level Chris would deserve an insufferable ugly woman given that he is an ugly insufferable man. I feel like we part ways on this given that you've suggested that Chris has a chance with women 50+ as a tranny who shits his pants, can't fuck, and has no money. Women can be extremely trash but so can men, as Chris and many other cows demonstrate, and I don't hate either gender enough to suggest they are in Chris's league.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

That's sort of a sweeping generalization to make without any information. I really don't care to argue men vs. women dating philosophies as they invariably are incel or feminist politisperging, but at a very basic level Chris would deserve an insufferable ugly woman given that he is an ugly insufferable man. I feel like we part ways on this given that you've suggested that Chris has a chance with women 50+ as a tranny who shits his pants, can't fuck, and has no money. Women can be extremely trash but so can men, as Chris and many other cows demonstrate, and I don't hate either gender enough to suggest they are in Chris's league.

To be blunt, I  always assumed even Classic!Chris would be forever alone due to his stringent Girlfriend requirements.

 

[Cotton Puddings]

To be blunt, I  always assumed even Classic!Chris would be forever alone due to his stringent Girlfriend requirements.

true. ask any foreveralone what he wants in a girlfriend and it'll be industrial-grade taliban shit. classic chris's standards were pretty tame compared to what incels want from their true and honest ground-up sweethearts in between their school shooting fantasies and loli hentai masturbation sessions

you'd think that his perspective as a """woman""" being stalked by rapey gay autists with slob/fat fetishism would make him realize that he's been a disgusting creep to actual women his entire adult life, but if there's anything consistent about fatty, it's that he does not learn

 

[Big Buns]

He hasn't taken HRT in years, he'd rather spend his money on toys instead.

Of course Chris is lazy even when it comes to being trans.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

I've said it a dozen times, if his tugboat was shut off in jail, it's a mistake. Their own damn operations manual says to not suspend benefits *pre-conviction*. It's in the FAQ, it's in multiple posts, but here you go again:

SSA - POMS: GN 02607.200 - Special Legal Considerations For Prisoner Suspensions

Special Legal Considerations For Prisoner Suspensions

secure.ssa.gov

His benefits would not have been suspended until he was sent to Western State Hospital, and they should have been restored when he was returned to jail (though I doubt he did the paperwork to do this).

This is part of why Chris getting a year time served is less just a punishment vs. being sentenced to a year. If he had been found guilty in August, his tugboat would have been shut off then, and he wouldn't have it piling up as reward for him when he gets out.

 

[Anthophobian]

To be blunt, I  always assumed even Classic!Chris would be forever alone due to his stringent Girlfriend requirements.

He would've been knee deep in megans cunt if he had any ounce of self control and perhaps better artistic integrity. That girl was about as much of an outlier as he was and with some mental gymnastics it could've worked.

 

[Chazzed Up]

To be blunt, I  always assumed even Classic!Chris would be forever alone due to his stringent Girlfriend requirements.

I need a refresher tour of Chris's ideal sweetheart requirements but as I remember it, he wanted to be a stay-at-home husband/father I think? I think he told the Liquid crew that. I knew some people growing up whose father did a kind of job where he was able to be at home with the kids sometimes. Tended to be somewhat henpecked guys but Chris back in the old days seemed willing to tolerate that since he already did from Barb. Chris just is as unfit to be a father as he is to do a normal 9 to 5.