Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Illuminati Order Official]

And she approved it.

The size of her heart is only matched by the size of her wallet.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Wow! Here's another marvelous piece of fanart from the Kiwi Wogglebug Fan Club. I'd also like to announce that we admitted our 50th member today. The fan club is growing strong!

 

[The Un-Clit]

I have already decided that their children will be born from eggs. And I won't actually show this in the movies, or have them talk about anything of a sexual nature. But just at the start of the very last movie they discuss briefly about how they are interested in having children.


I WILL be sending out new copies of the DVDs for the improved versions of the first three. It is settled that I will already. And I decided to at least save on shipping by packaging them together with the fourth movie and the Wogglebug plushie (provided one of either was ordered). And I've already told my mom I will be doing this. And she approved it.

Suit yourself. And your mother has no more sympathy from me if she chooses to continue to enable your woggletrash to the detriment of her life's savings.

 

[Randy Butternubs]

Went to a garage sale earlier and bought a box of comics. In it there was a trilogy in which Oz and Wonderland go to war and guess who was honored enough to make the cover of the first issue. Our dear Wogglefriend

 

[Spastic Cologne]

Went to a garage sale earlier and bought a box of comics. In it there was a trilogy in which Oz and Wonderland go to war and guess who was honored enough to make the cover of the first issue. Our dear Wogglefriend
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God I had forgotten just what a hideously loathsome genuinely unlikable character the og Wogbug is, in both its design and personality.

Fucking gross!
Baum was right to make him an object of abject ridicule and much deserved mockery.
Cherie's is arguably better by comparison (after a decade of at least 5 re-designs) but Christ what a low bar to set...

Submitted the first movie to a film festival

I hear entry fees can be quite steep depending on the festival, I wonder how much Mama Hapney had to fork over...
Smaller festivals will often give first prize to the special needs entry to show how kind the judges are,
and inadvertently what a joke the festival is...
Good luck @WogglebugLover!

"I couldn't care less about your disappointment."

Proceeds to blindly and desperately re-re-edit and re-re-issue her entire "improved" filmography to trim the gay away...

Spoiler: TOTALLY 100% NOT AT ALL A GAY CHARACTER 100% CONFIRMED HETEROSEXUAL SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS!!!

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

In the second movie there is a scene where he does this... motion but he's naked.

 

[Spastic Cologne]

In the second movie there is a scene where he does this... motion but he's naked.

Not after she reads your comment...
Got a link and timestamp?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Not after she reads your comment...
Got a link and timestamp?

It was here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/woggl...a-hanson-cherie-anne-hapney.4351/post-9938561

...but she removed the movie

 

[UselessPieceOfShit]

So I did some research on OG Wogglebug, and just can't imagine how Cherie finds him interesting and sympathetic. He seems to be an insufferable jerkass with no redeeming qualities. How in the word he saw that guy and thought "hmmm, actually he is a kind all-loving hero who is gentle and smart". How? Where is it shown that he is such a person? He is an annoying megolamaniac who looks like a mutated cockroach from Fallout games. What mental gymnastics one needs to do to turn him into what we see in Cherie's movies? Is he even Wogglebug at this point? They seem to have nothing in common except the name. They even look somewhat different. Baum's Woggie is kinda ugly and lanky, with sharp edges and agressive aura (I don't know how to name it, but he is always depicted with a stern face and jerking limbs, it makes him feel more aggressive). Cherie's Woggie is a fat fuck with smooth edges who tries way too hard to be kid-friendly.

 

[WogglebugLover]

So I did some research on OG Wogglebug, and just can't imagine how Cherie finds him interesting and sympathetic. He seems to be an insufferable jerkass with no redeeming qualities. How in the word he saw that guy and thought "hmmm, actually he is a kind all-loving hero who is gentle and smart". How? Where is it shown that he is such a person? He is an annoying megolamaniac who looks like a mutated cockroach from Fallout games. What mental gymnastics one needs to do to turn him into what we see in Cherie's movies? Is he even Wogglebug at this point? They seem to have nothing in common except the name. They even look somewhat different. Baum's Woggie is kinda ugly and lanky, with sharp edges and agressive aura (I don't know how to name it, but he is always depicted with a stern face and jerking limbs, it makes him feel more aggressive). Cherie's Woggie is a fat fuck with smooth edges who tries way too hard to be kid-friendly.

I believe one of the best ways to express my love for the Wogglebug and why I love him is first of all through the lyrics of this song. Especially in the final verse:

 

[Asston Parks]

So I did some research on OG Wogglebug, and just can't imagine how Cherie finds him interesting and sympathetic. He seems to be an insufferable jerkass with no redeeming qualities. How in the word he saw that guy and thought "hmmm, actually he is a kind all-loving hero who is gentle and smart". How? Where is it shown that he is such a person? He is an annoying megolamaniac who looks like a mutated cockroach from Fallout games. What mental gymnastics one needs to do to turn him into what we see in Cherie's movies? Is he even Wogglebug at this point? They seem to have nothing in common except the name. They even look somewhat different. Baum's Woggie is kinda ugly and lanky, with sharp edges and agressive aura (I don't know how to name it, but he is always depicted with a stern face and jerking limbs, it makes him feel more aggressive). Cherie's Woggie is a fat fuck with smooth edges who tries way too hard to be kid-friendly.

I believe one of the best ways to express my love for the Wogglebug and why I love him is first of all through the lyrics of this song. Especially in the final verse:

Because she has fallen in love with a fictional character she has made a further fan fiction of in her mind. Woggie cannot be gay because then Cherie cannot have dream sex with them and lay out some cockroach eggs like the secret deviant she is.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

It was here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/woggl...a-hanson-cherie-anne-hapney.4351/post-9938561

...but she removed the movie

I believe one of the best ways to express my love for the Wogglebug and why I love him is first of all through the lyrics of this song. Especially in the final verse:

And why can't you do this in your own words? I mean using somebody else's words is just ridiculous as it's not coming from you.

Or are you incapable as a wordsmith to explain in 25 words or less why Woggie means so much to you?

 

[UselessPieceOfShit]

I believe one of the best ways to express my love for the Wogglebug and why I love him is first of all through the lyrics of this song. Especially in the final verse:

After posting shit like this, you still want us to believe that you are not physically attracted to Wogglebug? Come on.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

And here I was actually on team "Surrogate Father Figure" for the Bug in Cherie's life and then she goes and posts something a divorced Karen driving a SUV to CVS and pining for her pre-husband boyfriend would listen to.

 

[Trombonista]

I believe one of the best ways to express my love for the Wogglebug and why I love him is first of all through the lyrics of this song. Especially in the final verse:

You imagine him singing this song to you, don't you?

 

[Trashtaur]

So I did some research on OG Wogglebug, and just can't imagine how Cherie finds him interesting and sympathetic. He seems to be an insufferable jerkass with no redeeming qualities. How in the word he saw that guy and thought "hmmm, actually he is a kind all-loving hero who is gentle and smart". How? Where is it shown that he is such a person? He is an annoying megolamaniac who looks like a mutated cockroach from Fallout games. What mental gymnastics one needs to do to turn him into what we see in Cherie's movies? Is he even Wogglebug at this point? They seem to have nothing in common except the name. They even look somewhat different. Baum's Woggie is kinda ugly and lanky, with sharp edges and agressive aura (I don't know how to name it, but he is always depicted with a stern face and jerking limbs, it makes him feel more aggressive). Cherie's Woggie is a fat fuck with smooth edges who tries way too hard to be kid-friendly.

At this point they are two completely separate characters, with Cherie’s Wogglebug being the character in name/backstory only. Even after all this time of lurking this entire thread I still cannot fully understand why she doesn’t just make him into her own OC already instead of continuing to hang onto the Oz IP by a thread; but I guess doing so would remove him of whatever makes him so attract— ahem- I mean, appealing to her.

 

[Trombonista]

I don't think she's ever truly explained why she likes him so much.

 

[Picklechu]

"Now I have dentures, no friends, no education, no money, no independence, no life, and obesity everything!"



I am literally in tears from laughing.

 

[XYZpdq]

I think we're being short sighted
there's lots of songs than can express the nonsexual love for the Wogglebug
like this one, about getting so much education going, despite those resistances to new ideas, but the feeling of learning driving you forward

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

At this point they are two completely separate characters, with Cherie’s Wogglebug being the character in name/backstory only. Even after all this time of lurking this entire thread I still cannot fully understand why she doesn’t just make him into her own OC already instead of continuing to hang onto the Oz IP by a thread; but I guess doing so would remove him of whatever makes him so attract— ahem- I mean, appealing to her.

It's for the same reason that Chris created the totally original and not copied in any way Sonichu. He's an autist and a fucking retard. Cynthia is the same way but she' fixated on a character that is public domain so she doesn't need to change who he is. Chris did to avoid those nasty corporate lawyers. Autists tend to either focus on the character or what they do and can't get beyond that point. There's no real imagination there it's all a pastiche of everything they've seen, read or heard.

But beyond that if she changed his name to anything else like, I don't know, Smartybug what would actually change? Nothing. It would be the same story with the same crappy art, voice acting and everything but they'd just call him something different.