The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
The state of their land is very depressing.

People shit on public land management *and* private land management when it comes to grazing but the fucking woketard shitbags are the worst of all.

It looks like it has a crust on it, which needs active management to remediate.

I wonder if Bonnie's mom had the place appraised recently and was told that it's underwater.

The house has got to be uninhabitable and it's worth nothing for grazing now.
 
The state of their land is very depressing.

People shit on public land management *and* private land management when it comes to grazing but the fucking woketard shitbags are the worst of all.

It looks like it has a crust on it, which needs active management to remediate.

I wonder if Bonnie's mom had the place appraised recently and was told that it's underwater.

The house has got to be uninhabitable and it's worth nothing for grazing now.
yet penny is out there talking about "climate collapse", boy you live in a drought region, have no water, destroyed the soil and must truck in food for a starving herd of nearly-inedible animals.

make no mistake, these are the same prepper behaviors as Jethro Billy Bob who has only beans and ammo and plans to loot from others when the shtf. penny, like any chudly dude, is pretty excited to think that this will happen and they'll get to shoot "those people". it's just different people they plan to steal from and kill in the glorious end times.

it's similar to "a trans haven" that's under attack from "bigoted violent locals", make up your mind, fags.
 
Anyone else suspect they may be eating the alpacas?
I understand they don't know how to butcher but they could always take them to a meat processor.
They did make sheep "burgers" a while back that their caption said were "grown on the [t]ranch". I didn't screenshot it because it was gross and I'm generally not a gross food poster, mushroom Mac N cheese aside. So they're eating the sheep for sure, although who knows if they're doing the slaughtering and dressing. I'm gonna guess no.
 
They did make sheep "burgers" a while back that their caption said were "grown on the [t]ranch". I didn't screenshot it because it was gross and I'm generally not a gross food poster, mushroom Mac N cheese aside. So they're eating the sheep for sure, although who knows if they're doing the slaughtering and dressing. I'm gonna guess no.
I wonder if the house smelled better or worse after they cooked a sheep in it.
 
They did make sheep "burgers" a while back that their caption said were "grown on the [t]ranch". I didn't screenshot it because it was gross and I'm generally not a gross food poster, mushroom Mac N cheese aside. So they're eating the sheep for sure, although who knows if they're doing the slaughtering and dressing. I'm gonna guess no.
they're letting Jen prep the chitlins
 
yet penny is out there talking about "climate collapse", boy you live in a drought region, have no water, destroyed the soil and must truck in food for a starving herd of nearly-inedible animals.
The meat would probably be foul and gamy from starving, desperate animals eating weeds and roots below the soil line.
 
They did make sheep "burgers" a while back that their caption said were "grown on the [t]ranch". I didn't screenshot it because it was gross and I'm generally not a gross food poster, mushroom Mac N cheese aside. So they're eating the sheep for sure, although who knows if they're doing the slaughtering and dressing. I'm gonna guess no.
Penny has explicitly said they have a "meat producing herd" of sheep.
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They use a lot of passive language like "they pass" or "they die" in reference to the meat they eat, which suggests they might not be slaughtering them and are just eating them as they drop. I found a lot of people in thread saying the Tranch claims to be no-kill, but not a lot of original source on that. One tweet saying so:
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And an article in the advocate saying quote:
Logue says she was drawn to alpacas because they were no-kill animals that live to be about 20.
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Personally I don't know sheep from hedges but to my layman's eye it's a real thinker that they have a meat herd from which they regularly eat lamb if they aren't slaughtering them. That's kind of a high "natural" mortality rate for sheep isn't it?
 
They also bought some farm equipment (tractor?) on credit. I don't know if that's even still around.
That little red tractor popped up taking hay to their sheep a couple of pages back.

A couple of days ago Jarrod posted some more pictures from one of his hikes. Here's the tweet;
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Most are dull, but this one looks like a shot of the tarp 'barn' looking just as ramshackle as ever.
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It's the standard Tranch landscape, land eaten down to the bedrock apart from the inedible weeds, urine soaked hay blowing around uselessly, and a black binbag of trash carefully positioned front of shot. But what's that hanging around the 'barn'

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I really hate to think what's going on inside.
 
Speaking of which. Now I am but a simple country chicken and it's been many decades since I was in the military, but shouldn't they actually be spending more time down on the ground? If they're practicing to engage Earl and His Minions, it seems that standing upright in the middle of flat featureless desert makes them stupidly easy targets.

Do they think that because they're wearing plate they can just stand there with impunity and Earl's bullets will just bounce off like they were nerf darts? If they were serious about surviving a fire fight with Earl, they should be practicing their lowcrawling skills. Never mind that their (incredibly pathetic) marksmanship would be greatly improved were they in a prone position.

Yes, I know I'm sperging over nothing because this is all just a bullshit larp, but still. They even manage to fuck it up at that level. How troon is that -- even as a larp, it's barely a 2/10.
Usual disclaimer about not ever being in the military so this is second-hand stuff that was explained to me.
The reason for a lot of modern training looking very "Hollywood" with people standing around, shooting on the move, etc. was a deliberate attempt to sidestep the focus on prone shooting and the low crawl because during the Falklands war it was noticed that troops would hit the ground and then not get back up (again, second hand information). I read the autobiography Terminal Velocity by Steve Devereux where he shared a similar experience in the Falklands, he crawled around due to the vegetation being low and shot an Argentinian guy in the foot because he saw a boot pop over his ridge line. The foot turned out to be from a guy who was already dead but he couldn't see the rest of the body while prone.
I have absolutely no idea how or why this "lessons learned" spread over to more countries, and how other factors played into it (such as modern armor, tactical training for SWAT hostage rescue eventually becoming a military thing), but that's what people who served in the British military told me.
As explained earlier with regards to bayonet training, the shooting from standing/kneeling isn't meant to replace the prone because people will go prone when suppressed - unless you're Abu Hajar - it's to condition troops to get back up and continue a coordinated advance instead of just staying prone and slowing down the maneuvers.
 
What am I looking at here? I have no idea who these people are?
A gaggle of transsexuals who inhabit an Alpaca "ranch" whose primary product is Animal neglect. Through lies about being under attack by Nazi militia death squads they have grifted hundreds of thousands of dollars from gullible reddit socialists. Their most famous member, Kevin "Kathryn" Gibes is the infamous owner of "The Amhole"
 
That little red tractor popped up taking hay to their sheep a couple of pages back.

A couple of days ago Jarrod posted some more pictures from one of his hikes. Here's the tweet;
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Most are dull, but this one looks like a shot of the tarp 'barn' looking just as ramshackle as ever.
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It's the standard Tranch landscape, land eaten down to the bedrock apart from the inedible weeds, urine soaked hay blowing around uselessly, and a black binbag of trash carefully positioned front of shot. But what's that hanging around the 'barn'

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I really hate to think what's going on inside.
Colorado has some beautiful country; it's really depressing to see just how badly the tranchers have fucked up their land compared to the surrounding area. These animals are bitching about climate change while turning their patch of land into something that wouldn't look out of place in Fallout or Mad Max.
 
Colorado has some beautiful country; it's really depressing to see just how badly the tranchers have fucked up their land compared to the surrounding area. These animals are bitching about climate change while turning their patch of land into something that wouldn't look out of place in Fallout or Mad Max.

"This was nice until the troons came" is a pretty universal refrain.
 
It's rich to be alarmist about climate collapse when your personal neglect of the earth is visible from space lmao
You think that's bad, that one's from 2020 in the dry season. As Jarrod's lovely hiking photos attest, Custer is racing through its brief green season at the moment.

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Most of Custer.
 
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