Inactive The Ralpharing - One ring to gunt them all, value dropping by the minute

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How much is the Ralpharing worth?

  • 100k+

    Votes: 27 4.0%
  • 10-100k

    Votes: 5 0.7%
  • 1-10k

    Votes: 40 6.0%
  • 100 bucks

    Votes: 257 38.5%
  • He found it in his gunt folds, Clyde never even existed.

    Votes: 138 20.7%
  • Less than Meigh's 50 cent Kinder egg engagement ring.

    Votes: 200 30.0%

  • Total voters
    667
I thought that this was a few hundred dollar ring that old men like but the more I see about it the more likely it looks to be a toy ring Ralph got from a dollar store. Next thing people will learn about it is probably how the diamonds were actually sugar and the reason Ralph stopped wearing the ring is because he ate it.
 
I legitimately think the entire family gunted heirloom thing is a massive cope and he plucked this ring from a smelly pawn shop in a feeble attempt to appear wealthy. If anyone can find more information about the jeweller who made the abomination, we may have a definitive answer.
 
Null was dishonest about nickel allergies.
You can also be allergic to gold, and if you are, the same kind of impression is left from the golden ring, just search the web, therefore he proved nothing about Ralph's ring not being gold.
Seems Null is as manipulative as the rest of them
dissapoinginng
and no, im not spamming, im posting on threads this infomation concerns
 
Null was dishonest about nickel allergies.
You can also be allergic to gold, and if you are, the same kind of impression is left from the golden ring, just search the web, therefore he proved nothing about Ralph's ring not being gold.
Seems Null is as manipulative as the rest of them
dissapoinginng
and no, im not spamming, im posting on threads this infomation concerns
Pure gold cannot be an allergen, cope and seethe.
 
Null was dishonest about nickel allergies.
You can also be allergic to gold, and if you are, the same kind of impression is left from the golden ring, just search the web, therefore he proved nothing about Ralph's ring not being gold.
Seems Null is as manipulative as the rest of them
dissapoinginng
and no, im not spamming, im posting on threads this infomation concerns
There is a stark difference between being dishonest and being misinformed.
It is wiser to give someone the benefit of the doubt than to attack their character.
 
There is a stark difference between being dishonest and being misinformed.
It is wiser to give someone the benefit of the doubt than to attack their character.
No he's just wrong, he's conflating gold and gold. I can have a 20% shitty gold alloy and call it gold too.
 
No he's just wrong, he's conflating gold and gold. I can have a 20% shitty gold alloy and call it gold too.
Gold allergies apparently do exist, but they're rare and 9 times more common in women than men. According to the NIH:
Hypersensitivity to gold is statistically linked to female gender and to allergic reactions to nickel and cobalt.
 
Pure gold cannot be an allergen, cope and seethe.
yes it can, just google it

There is a stark difference between being dishonest and being misinformed.
It is wiser to give someone the benefit of the doubt than to attack their character.
ok.
im just dissapointed. bc i trusted him . he came off like he always researched stuff to me
It’s unknown how many people experience a reaction to gold. But out of 4,101 people tested for a gold allergy in a 2001 studyTrusted Source, about 9.5 percent tested positive, with more women testing positive than men.

To be clear, though, a reaction to gold isn’t necessarily due to the gold itself, but rather metals in the gold, such as nickel. Some gold contains trace amounts of nickel. So if you have a metal or nickel allergy, contact with certain types of gold may cause a skin reaction.
 
yes it can, just google it
though, a reaction to gold isn’t necessarily due to the gold itself, but rather metals in the gold, such as nickel.
????????????? Pure gold (24k) is hypoallergenic. 14k and 18k is an alloy, which is not pure gold. You contradicted your own argument.
 
????????????? Pure gold (24k) is hypoallergenic. 14k and 18k is an alloy, which is not pure gold. You contradicted your own argument.
it isn't, article said not neccessarily allergic to gold, but stil can be.
link it where it says gold is hypoallergenic or stfu
 
Yea, you probably right
God some of you are denser than pure gold.
1. Hypersensitive isn't an allergy.
2. Many of these studies fail to account for the gold type, which is fine because people sensitive to 24k gold is beyond rare.
3. That 24k gold ring you're allergic to? Maybe it's a 14k ring forged in Mumbai, sucker. Or you're just blessed or cursed with an allergy, NOT to gold. Why, see below, you got scammed.
4. Pure gold is like 2.5 on the Mohs scale, they are NOT crafted into jewellery, I don't know what you fuckers are trying to argue.
5. 24k gold believe it or not, isn't pure gold, it's 99.99% gold, the 0.01% might be nickel and other stuff. Even the raw gold found by Black children in Jewish ran mines could contain small amounts of impurities. Guess which component the "ultra-blessed" is allergic to? Yeah, the 0.01% was enough to cause discomfort.

Edit: think about it this way, if you walk near a lake once, you're likely not gonna get wet. How about every day for 3 years? If you wear a 24k gold ring for a week, you won't see a rash. Now wear it for 3 years, oh here comes the annoying rash, guess you're allergic to the 99.99% gold instead of God having humour.
This is what happens when you rely on google for your "answers". I don't care what studies that suit your confirmation bias you've linked.

So what is more likely, a 5'1 man (<3% American males) is also allergic to 24k gold, or his paw paw's pimp ring is 12k garbage with more nickel than the amount of White European genes in his Mexican daddy?
 
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God some of you are denser than pure gold.
1. Hypersensitive isn't an allergy.
2. Many of these studies fail to account for the gold type, which is fine because people sensitive to 24k gold is beyond rare.
3. That 24k gold ring you're allergic to? Maybe it's a 14k ring forged in Mumbai, sucker. Or you're just blessed or cursed with an allergy, NOT to gold. Why, see below, you got scammed.
4. Pure gold is like 2.5 on the Mohs scale, they are NOT crafted into jewellery, I don't know what you fuckers are trying to argue.
5. 24k gold believe it or not, isn't pure gold, it's 99.99% gold, the 0.01% might be nickel and other stuff. Even the raw gold found by Black children in Jewish ran mines could contain small amounts of impurities. Guess which component the "ultra-blessed" is allergic to? Yeah, the 0.01% was enough to cause discomfort.

Edit: think about it this way, if you walk near a lake once, you're likely not gonna get wet. How about every day for 3 years? If you wear a 24k gold ring for a week, you won't see a rash. Now wear it for 3 years, oh here comes the annoying rash, guess you're allergic to the 99.99% gold instead of God having humour.
This is what happens when you rely on google for your "answers". I don't care what studies that suit your confirmation bias you've linked.

So what is more likely, a 5'1 man (<3% American males) is also allergic to 24k gold, or his paw paw's pimp ring is 12k garbage with more nickel than the amount of White European genes in his Mexican daddy?
The nickel content in Ralph's ring is what made his skin turn red and crusty. I have no problem believing the ring is 14k gold. Given the size and hollow back of the ring we are dealing with under $100 in gold weight total. A typical cigar band solid gold wedding band would have twice the gold weight of pawpaw's ring.

I know people argue about the diamonds being CZ or not, they might very well be real but tif so they are low quality diamonds. People wrongly assume all diamonds are valuable and the bigger they are the more valuable, but it's really all dependent on the three C's (carat, clarity, color). Rings like pawpaw's basically use drill bit quality old mine cut diamonds. If Ralph pawned the ring the only value in the diamonds would be selling them for industrial use, like drill bits.

If we take the ring at face value, that it's 14K gold as stamped and the stones are diamonds, it's still a ring worth $300 or under. This is being generous and only what he might be able to get for it if sold on the secondhand retail market, like eBay or FB marketplace. A pawn store would maybe give him $80 for it.

Ralph's pimp ring is still more valuable than Pantus's cheap ass QVC lap sapphire ring which I find funny af.

There's a pretty simple trick you can use on rings to prevent an allergic reaction to most alloys. Maybe I'll share it so Gunt can proudly wear pawpaw's ring again.
 
There's a pretty simple trick you can use on rings to prevent an allergic reaction to most alloys. Maybe I'll share it so Gunt can proudly wear pawpaw's ring again.
Considering his propensity for women's accessories, I have a feeling he'd jump on the DIY version of said trick.
 
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Occlusion dermatitis is probably the main culprit as opposed to an allergic reaction. It's mostly caused by never removing your ring while bathing or washing your hands. Ralph is a gross fat fuck, so that seems the most likely reason.

I in no way think the ring is actually genuine 24k gold, so don't confuse my explanation as gunt guarding the hog.
 
Occlusion dermatitis is probably the main culprit as opposed to an allergic reaction. It's mostly caused by never removing your ring while bathing or washing your hands. Ralph is a gross fat fuck, so that seems the most likely reason.

I in no way think the ring is actually genuine 24k gold, so don't confuse my explanation as gunt guarding the hog.
Shoving fingers and thumbs into buttholes and letting excrement ferment under a ring of any quality while rocking an all time banger of a Killstream Xanax/Maker's coma is the most likely culprit, so I concur with your notion, @Sarvon
 
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I don't have the original source so take this pic with a grain of salt. But if it isn't shopped the gunt's ammyfest ring is rotting his trotter
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