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Plagued Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!
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I remember actually looking up prices for Suikoden over a year ago. They were still at the $199 to $250 range, but I didn’t think they would be near $3,000+ already.
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Video game are reproducible, emulatable, and to use a semi-topical word, fungible. My phone can play Wii games in a resolution that would blow my teenage mind. A fridge can play doom these days.
Nothing about the hardware is special and it doesn't give an enhanced experience when your box art is so tiny. I can understand records because they have huge artwork and lyrics. Little bonuses that can enhance the experience.
Maybe I can understand something like the Vertex console, which used vectors to render it's graphics
A LCD screen can't easily emulate the frame rate or the bright lines. That being said none of the games on there are worth more than 5 minutes of your time.
You ever play the Sega Saturn? Almost all the games have a better version on another console. I have no idea why that console goes for so much these days. I bought mine with arcade sticks and 20 games for $20 and helping my friend with his school project. That's about how much old plastic should be worth in my opinion
Can we move on to something else like people who collect books but don't read them? How about audiophiles with gold-plated HDMI cords and banana jacks. A Dolby Atmos system isn't going to immerse you while rewatching the Office.
Nothing about the hardware is special and it doesn't give an enhanced experience when your box art is so tiny. I can understand records because they have huge artwork and lyrics. Little bonuses that can enhance the experience.
Maybe I can understand something like the Vertex console, which used vectors to render it's graphics
A LCD screen can't easily emulate the frame rate or the bright lines. That being said none of the games on there are worth more than 5 minutes of your time.
You ever play the Sega Saturn? Almost all the games have a better version on another console. I have no idea why that console goes for so much these days. I bought mine with arcade sticks and 20 games for $20 and helping my friend with his school project. That's about how much old plastic should be worth in my opinion
Can we move on to something else like people who collect books but don't read them? How about audiophiles with gold-plated HDMI cords and banana jacks. A Dolby Atmos system isn't going to immerse you while rewatching the Office.
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I guess this can be considered consoomer culture but the largest video game resale youtube channel I've seen is this guy named "phoenix resale"
these resellers (scalpers) even get early access to items at conventions to flip, these guys 100% are part of the problem
these resellers (scalpers) even get early access to items at conventions to flip, these guys 100% are part of the problem
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One of the funniest types of consoomers are the Lego hardcore fans, who on the one hand they complain all time about the high prices, and on the other hand they keep buying whatever Lego makes no matter the price. Even if Lego take an overpriced shit right on their face, they'll still eat it just because it's Lego. Don't get me wrong, I like Lego too. The concept of a 100% modular toy that allows you to build whatever you like, from dollhouses and dioramas to inventions and realistic models, is awesome. But watching somebody buying whatever Lego produces (even if it's an overpriced crap) and still complain about the prices is so much fun 
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The hydration reminder thing made me cringe so hard. Why would you buy that when there are free apps that do the same thing or you could set a timer on your damn phone???? Or just live your life and drink water when you're thirsty instead of doing some weird gamified shit. If you need a reminder to do one of the most basic tasks of keeping yourself alive, maybe you should reconsider your life in general.
Lmao why... learn a real adult creative hobby instead of playing with goddamn legos. The way they're modular and open ended is good for children, but that's because they don't require any skill or tools to stick together.One of the funniest types of consoomers are the Lego hardcore fans, who on the one hand they complain all time about the high prices, and on the other hand they keep buying whatever Lego makes no matter the price. Even if Lego take an overpriced shit right on their face, they'll still eat it just because it's Lego. Don't get me wrong, I like Lego too. The concept of a 100% modular toy that allows you to build whatever you like, from dollhouses and dioramas to inventions and realistic models, is awesome. But watching somebody buying whatever Lego produces (even if it's an overpriced crap) and still complain about the prices is so much fun
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Oh, dude. This is a whole genre of products.
And if we take it away from water bottles specifically, there's a whole "adulting products" market.
Admittedly a lot of these would be great for people with disabilities, but that's not how they're being marketed.
Neet Tokusatsu
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People now need apps and gadgets to remind them to drink water...
I'm starting believe we as a species are not gonna make it.
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I believe that building Lego sets or your own creations is like reading comics, playing video games or watching cartoons. It's not only for children but for adults as well. Everybody can enjoy the building process of a set, kind of like assembling a puzzle or a model airplane, and making something creative and personal can always be fun. And you're going to build something very complex, you would be glad for being so easy. I can see why many people like Lego, but I still fail to see why some feel like they have to get every new set as soon as they released, even if the set is actually bad and no matter the cost. It's just plastic bricks, so why the rush and the complains that "they're too expensive"? If you feel like something is overpriced, don't buy it. Or at least not yet. Wait until the prices are down. It's not bread. It's not gonna get mold or something. Just relax and wait.
I've seen this mentality of "I have to buy it now and I don't care how expensive it is" again and I still don't understand why. Maybe I'm just such a big idiot.
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Lego creations have no functional use other than asspats. If you want to make something actually useful while having a convenient set of instructions on how to make it, try knitting instead. A sweater or hat beats a giant faux-sculpture of hogwarts or some shit that'll just take up space and get disassembled or tossed after a few months anyway.
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Speaking of Phoenix Resale, there's someone who claimed that he tries to basically use his "celebrity" to get discounts on games at conventions. Someone claimed that he agreed to pay a price on a set of games at a convention and then when it was time to swipe his credit card demanded a discount or he wouldn't buy them. They also said he would convince someone to buy games for a discount at one booth and then immediately go and flip them to another booth. If that really happened then what a dick.
People like him are also the reason why people hate when hobbies become mainstream. Game collecting years ago was just a bunch of nerds who traded games with each other and sold games for reasonable prices. No one was greedy and often didn't care if a game was worth more than what you were getting. The rarest N64 games topped out at about $20-$30 max, double if boxed with the majority of cartridges being less than $10. These people would even leave cheap games at thrift stores so that someone else who wants to just play it can buy it. Now you have these opportunists who buy up every single game at garage sales and thrift stores and hoard them to sell at the highest prices possible. I'd rather people buy reproductions and deal with emulation than support these types of opportunists.
I don't think collecting in itself is necessarily bad. I'm a minimalist myself but I know people that have cool collections of items. The difference is they collect things that have actual meaning to them and don't go insane about having to have full sets of everything or special editions or variants or whatever and aren't stupid enough to overpay for plastic stuff that was worthless not too long ago. That's where the consumers come in.
People like him are also the reason why people hate when hobbies become mainstream. Game collecting years ago was just a bunch of nerds who traded games with each other and sold games for reasonable prices. No one was greedy and often didn't care if a game was worth more than what you were getting. The rarest N64 games topped out at about $20-$30 max, double if boxed with the majority of cartridges being less than $10. These people would even leave cheap games at thrift stores so that someone else who wants to just play it can buy it. Now you have these opportunists who buy up every single game at garage sales and thrift stores and hoard them to sell at the highest prices possible. I'd rather people buy reproductions and deal with emulation than support these types of opportunists.
It's because the whole consumer and collecting thing starts becoming out of control and an addiction. It's basically obsessive compulsive collecting where you have to get every variant and every version of something. It used to be you would just get the ones you want or get a good deal on or whatever. Now you have to collect it all and it's never ending.
I don't think collecting in itself is necessarily bad. I'm a minimalist myself but I know people that have cool collections of items. The difference is they collect things that have actual meaning to them and don't go insane about having to have full sets of everything or special editions or variants or whatever and aren't stupid enough to overpay for plastic stuff that was worthless not too long ago. That's where the consumers come in.
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Or you could just be an adult and use a real fuckin bowl. Eating out of the container is weird and gross
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Killing the environment so that you can eat your burger without getting ketchup on your hands. Wtf people
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I was in the market for a new water bottle recently. During my online shopping these ‘crystal energized’ woo bottles kept cropping up.
My first instinct was to laugh, then scratch my head as to how one fully cleans them, as some gemstones can be quite porous, or at least have little nooks and crannies. Then I had an extra hard chuckle at Etsy folks putting things like Selenite in bottles, which will dissolve over time.
My first instinct was to laugh, then scratch my head as to how one fully cleans them, as some gemstones can be quite porous, or at least have little nooks and crannies. Then I had an extra hard chuckle at Etsy folks putting things like Selenite in bottles, which will dissolve over time.
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Burgers and sandwiches in general just kinda start mildly exploding a little as you eat them no matter what due to how the laws of physics work, but there's an easy way around that that doesn't involve quirky "HEHE IF YOU EAT FiNgEr FoOD LIke A % YEAR OLD THIS IS THE PRODUCT FOR YOU!! BE SEEN AND HEARD!" shit. It's called a fucking paper napkin and it's a lot more convenient and flexible than a plastic half-cylinder.
I fucking hate the quirky corporate woobification and over-complication of every fucking facet of society these days.
One of the funniest types of consoomers are the Lego hardcore fans, who on the one hand they complain all time about the high prices, and on the other hand they keep buying whatever Lego makes no matter the price. Even if Lego take an overpriced shit right on their face, they'll still eat it just because it's Lego. Don't get me wrong, I like Lego too. The concept of a 100% modular toy that allows you to build whatever you like, from dollhouses and dioramas to inventions and realistic models, is awesome. But watching somebody buying whatever Lego produces (even if it's an overpriced crap) and still complain about the prices is so much fun
The best shit is when an actually interesting and well thought out build comes out and those people get fucking pissed going "BUT WHERES THE RESALE VALUE?!?!? THERE'S NO MINIFIGURES!!!"
And then they proceed to buy like 5 of them and still scalp them later.
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Not consoomer shit as such but consoomer bait, might be of interest to someone:
Harking back to the Disney/Star Wars consooming which crops up every 10 or so pages, another little fan puff piece on the Star Wars Cruise that I found while looking up something on the Skyrim wiki (I know, I know ... )
They're not forgetting that the core reason that Disney as a company exists is to turn kids into rabid consoomers. So the cruises have kids only spaces too. Someone higher up with something approaching a sense of humour made one of the kids spaces the cargo bay of the ship.
Edit to add: @The Lawgiver an even more foolproof way to eat a sandwich or burger without it exploding all over you is to put in less filling. Not something to suggest to a seppo though.
Harking back to the Disney/Star Wars consooming which crops up every 10 or so pages, another little fan puff piece on the Star Wars Cruise that I found while looking up something on the Skyrim wiki (I know, I know ... )
They're not forgetting that the core reason that Disney as a company exists is to turn kids into rabid consoomers. So the cruises have kids only spaces too. Someone higher up with something approaching a sense of humour made one of the kids spaces the cargo bay of the ship.
Edit to add: @The Lawgiver an even more foolproof way to eat a sandwich or burger without it exploding all over you is to put in less filling. Not something to suggest to a seppo though.
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Not even talking about "too much filling". I mean if your sandwich has anything other than a beef patty or cheese in it, especially when it's stuff like vegetables, all the shits gonna try and escape unless you use a napkin to block it.
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True sandwich connoisseurs gorilla grip it.
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Sandwich connoisseurs who've hacked the system use their toes.