Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

[Iron Hamster]

wait...............................he addressed khet being fhet?

 

[Corpun]

wait...............................he addressed khet being fhet?

No but it was during an unhinged rant about his day off because a super chatter asked him why he needs to dine out once a week instead of saving money and he brought up gacha again.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Blasphemy: Offending God or religious authorities

Phils Def: Slanderous hateful malicious libelous bullshit about me having a gacha addiction or my wife is fat.

Where's the incorrect use of the word? Phil considers himself to be a god and is the religious authority to the Cult of the Pigroach.

DEBUNKED!

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

Jesus Christ, Phil is so dented, he used "Touche" and "Et tu,Brute?" wrong like the retard he is.

Phil: "PhilSlappedMyMom tipped me 4 dollars 20 cents says 'Phil thank you for the stream I want to paint you green and slap you like a bad avocado' oh yeah? I want to paint you
yellow and squeeze you like a banana, how about that? that's disgusting ack ack ack, thank you for the tip, there you go, TOUCHE, ET TU BRUTE, TOUCHE.
First of all Touche is something that is said when the other person makes a good argument in a conversation, I don't know what he thought it meant here, maybe he used it as a "haha I got you too" when that's not what it means at all.
Second "Et tu,Brute" makes no sense in this context since it's a phrase used when someone is being betrayed by a person that is considered a friend or ally, this dented autist probably read it somewhere on the internet, thought that it sounded smart and used it without actually learning what it means. It would be like me going to the designated whiner shitting street thread where the last 10 pages are about abortion and wrote "ET TU BRUTE?" at the end of my reply to someone.

He is such a wheelchair, also something I noticed is that Phil is so dented that he never says "X tipped me Y amount of money AND SAYS..." he says "X tipped me Y amount of money says" because he can barely speak like a normal person. It feels like the more I follow Phil the more triggered I get at him for pronouncing words wrong, ending sentences in the form of a question, skipping words in sentences all together like a caveman,using words wrong, etc.

Clip: https://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxB_oWQjFSFwDf44DRWnFpItDnUkfO8SBZ

 

[Corpun]

Now we're really in the final homestretch finale.

 

[Robust User]

If he is going to misquote Shakespeare, he may as well start every stream with "A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse."

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Now this is nothing new, the mongoloid always used "-style" to describe something and he often goes really dumb with it like saying "driving-style racing game" but I swear I noticed him using it even more frequently and in increasingly more nonsensical phrases lately. For example he called a blind react video (aka what a fucking react video should be) a "no perspective-style react."
And sure enough...

I wonder what happened during the great style crash of mid 2021.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Jesus Christ

 

[Iron Hamster]

No need for the hats when bank leaks show he is also a dyed hair muppet.

 

[Michael Janke]

it's a phrase used when someone is being betrayed by a person that is considered a friend or ally,

as opposed to being betrayed by somebody who isn't a friend or ally.

ending sentences in the form of a question,

he does that automatically with his valley girl uptalk.

 

[Iron Hamster]

he does that automatically with his valley girl uptalk.

If he did this shit in CT then he definitely got run out of the state.

 

[Michael Janke]

If he did this shit in CT then he definitely got run out of the state.

he probably picked it up from the private school he went to.
i imagine that rich valley girl speak was around in the school he went to.

 

[Swallow Moon]

This is an old one from his camcorder days but its one I enjoy.

Spoiler: Context

If the time stamp doesn't work, its at 1:01:43.

This guy was raised on Street Fighter apparently. That's good.
When I was young, you couldn't be raised on Street Fighter because there was no one who was good at Street Fighter because it was new! Tuhuh.
I grew up playing it but I cant say I was raised on it.

To be raised on something, in English:

To accustom someone to something from an early age. Used chiefly in the passive: He knows so much about pop culture because he was raised on TV.

In pig english:

For someone already good at something to teach you to be good at something.

The important point is that the other player may have grew up playing Street Fighter, but DSP grew up playing Street Fighter first.
There was no one to raise DSP on Street Fighter because he was the original Street Fighter player and thus he is also a better player because he is self made.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

It's really amazing how despite it being his native tongue he can be such a retarr when it comes to English.

He's not some hood rat who dropped out of first grade. He's had a 'proper' education and graduated college, and yet those morons featured on World Star Hip Hop speak better English than he does.

His brain is floating in Gin like a worm in a bottle of Tequila.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Phil is the only person in the world who uses the term 'over-exaggeration'.

 

[Corpun]

If he did this shit in CT then he definitely got run out of the state.

I wonder where he picked did up. Far as I can tell back in the CT days he didn't uptalk that much.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I wonder where he picked did up. Far as I can tell back in the CT days he didn't uptalk that much.

It was never a NE thing. Even females didn't do it.

 

[Corpun]

It was never a NE thing. Even females didn't do it.

So what, he autistically picked it up after the Renton move? I find that hard to believe considering he is a hermit who hates interacting with people.

 

[Iron Hamster]

So what, he autistically picked it up after the Renton move? I find that hard to believe considering he is a hermit who hates interacting with people.

I don't know. It's why I'm baffled. Not only that, he wasn't even born yet when that was a thing.

 

[Corpun]

I don't know. It's why I'm baffled. Not only that, he wasn't even born yet when that was a thing.

I'm baffled as well. I wonder if he just started doing it naturally as a result of making everything he says a question. Same thing with his use of 'we' and other plural pronouns on streams. Maybe he just did it subconsciously to make it look like his viewers have power in stream.

Which all ends up being so bizarre because Dave loves fucking reminding his audience they have no authority over him and he can ban their asses and ignore what they want on a regular basis.