Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[BaconBoobs]

How much free fucking time does MovieBlob have in a day?

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Saying he is an unemployed fat lay about I would say a lot of fucking time. I bet the fat fuck spends most of his day playing Super Mario Bros 3 in a Spider-Man onsie with no fucking clue to why no woman will have him.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Even a genocidal madman would be able to figure out how to key out a fucking green screen.

 

[blablabla]

I'd say it would be Hermann Georing who would be Bob if he was born in 1981. Same genocidal hatred of those he deemed his enemies, same sense of self-important grandeur, and same level of obesity.

ernst rohm: a fat faggot

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Hitler was a veteran of the first World War, an artist, and had actual charisma. Georing was a fighter pilot in the same war, was instrumental in turning Germany into an industrial powerhouse, and helped found the Gestapo. Both of those men were infinitely more courageous and accomplished than Robert Chipman could ever hope to be, and damn you for making me defend literal Nazis.

Hitler can actually produce semen and had a pet dog.

Bob only has his hand and belly.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Bob has recently been posting as the Game Overthinker which is always nice.

That character seems to be the only time an alternate persona made someone look sane compared their real life self. I don’t know if it was due to his early guerrilla style filming and recording, or if he was making an honest attempt at looking professional, but the Bob Chipman of 2008-2010 was like a calm, down to earth Professor in voice.

There was just so much presented in Game Overthinker that was the truth. The decay of arcades, the miscast of Sonic, the expose of children with foul mouths talking bad to XBLA mods.

I dunno. I guess having a President like Barack Obama made him unrealistically think the “superior future” was right around the corner and would himself be moving to the moon in mere months of inauguration.

I really think if 2008 Bob was told he’d become diabetic, he’d laugh in your face and gleefully eat a carrot and a stalk of celery.

 

[Cantercoin]

Bob has recently been posting as the Game Overthinker which is always nice.

That character seems to be the only time an alternate persona made someone look sane compared their real life self. I don’t know if it was due to his early guerrilla style filming and recording, or if he was making an honest attempt at looking professional, but the Bob Chipman of 2008-2010 was like a calm, down to earth Professor in voice.

There was just so much presented in Game Overthinker that was the truth. The decay of arcades, the miscast of Sonic, the expose of children with foul mouths talking bad to XBLA mods.

I dunno. I guess having a President like Barack Obama made him unrealistically think the “superior future” was right around the corner and would himself be moving to the moon in mere months of inauguration.

I really think if 2008 Bob was told he’d become diabetic, he’d laugh in your face and gleefully eat a carrot and a stalk of celery.

How the fuck can you write so much yet say so little?

 

[Positron]

Now nutters want Musk to buy up Twitter.


The GOP admits to fucking up with other countries' politics and staging coup d'etats.


Josh Hawley, the "inbred polyp", vs. the Affirmative-Action law professor who speaks for "trans men" and "non-binary" pregnant people. Sheboon also claims one in five transsexuals attempted suicide because of transphobic people, like Hawley, who pretend they don't exist and ask violent questions.

Watch the video yourself: sheboon was chimping out by the end. Affirmative action, not even once.




Apologizing to liberals is a mistake. But if it allows you to make peace with God, then you should nevertheless do it.

Climate change:


Crossover with Zach Antolek re: Jordan Peterson.



This looks like a Boa Constrictor, not a Burmese Python.

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Encouraged by some dodgy statistics, MCU drones clamor for the return of The Eternals.


The data was gather by the aptly-named Parrot Analytics.


Through this article from The Gamer, more people have discovered how MCU exploit their VFX slaves.

Bobby knows TONS about post-production and the technical side of filmmaking; a glance at his Youtube videos will convince anyone of that. You'd swear he's been to Werner Herzog's legendary bootcamps too.

Esteemed auteur loves capeshit and Adam Sandler films too! Hear! Hear!!

I bet MOS's music taste is as shitty as can be.

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Waititi bullshit: not only does Bobby refuses to take an L; he refuses to have sense talked into his hollow melon.


Durge Diggler returns for more bruising:

I haven't watched Licorice Pizza (and Bobby hasn't reviewed it), but if the film does not depict the relationship in an approving light, then Bobby's accusation is just as churlish as Fast Eddie (erstwhile boss of TV Tropes) claiming Lolita to be pedo-smut. N.B. The situation is different in Cuties, in which the repeated lurid scenes invalidate any condemnation of childhood sexualization claimed by the director


I agree. Durge Diggler should get a grip.

Getting excited for the next product:


Bobby's tiny groin antenna picked up the signal: Greta Gerwig's Barbie will make a billion.

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Another example of the Bob Chipman gambit: when criticized, scour the other party's Twitter for wrongthink:


May the fattest one win.




Bobby will grant you NFT privilege if you are blind.



I won't be surprised that Luna Oi is compatible with male apparatuses all over the world too.



You ask why is Bobby suddenly concerned about some random guy's storage unit?



Which of Bobby's Angels is a fan of Lana Del Ray?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Josh Hawley, the "inbred polyp", vs. the Affirmative-Action law professor who speaks for "trans men" and "non-binary" pregnant people. Sheboon also claims one in five transsexuals attempted suicide because of transphobic people, like Hawley, who pretend they don't exist and ask violent questions.
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Watch the video yourself: sheboon was chimping out by the end. Affirmative action, not even once.

Why does he think "Berkeley Law Professor" is an epic qualification that's impossible to out argue with? She's never practiced law, her PhD is in anthropology. She has a JD from Columbia. Law professors are some of the most objectively stupid people on Earth. See: CRT, which professor Bridges appropriately wrote a book about.

Meanwhile Hawley's JD is from Yale and he was editor of the Yale Law Journal, he clerked for the Chief Justice, he spent time in private practice and was Attorney General of Missouri before becoming Senator. I dislike the man because he seems to despise free speech but his credentials wipe the floor of a "Berkeley Law Professor" even if he was an objective retard. (He's not, that's why he's dangerous, Bob.)

I know Bob didn't even watch the clip because she responded to him asking an opening question that was an obvious setup by declaring questions off-limits because they're violence. Then again maybe he did watch the clip since this is basically the equivalent of "you are not a person" so Bob probably thought it was an evisceration.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Hitler was a veteran of the first World War, an artist, and had actual charisma. Georing was a fighter pilot in the same war, was instrumental in turning Germany into an industrial powerhouse, and helped found the Gestapo. Both of those men were infinitely more courageous and accomplished than Robert Chipman could ever hope to be, and damn you for making me defend literal Nazis.

I think of Bob as a Ernst Rohm type of Nazi a fat faggot so loathed that even the Nazis wanted him dead.

 

[King Dead]

Climate change:
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The answer to this question can be found by looking at the world's response to the coof.

Back when people actually believed they could eradicate an aerosol-dispersed virus completely, no countermeasure was viewed as too ludicrous, no plan deemed too costly to try. Countries locked down their citizens, shut down their economies, and spent countless dollars on mitigation efforts that would prove ineffective at best, harmful at worst. And what did we get out of it? The virus still spread anyway, but businesses were shuttered, the supply chain is still pretty fucked, and the global economy is teetering on the cliff's edge, with blind faith about the only thing keeping it from plummeting. If we'd done nothing and accepted it as a particularly nasty cold (for the first year), then things would likely be better now.

See, Bobby and his ilk don't understand the concept of cost/benefit and risk analysis. In their minds, if something is a good thing, then it needs to be done, expenses be damned. "Green" energy is inefficient, costly, and has a load of drawbacks, yet it makes halfwits like Bob feel good because it's futuristic, so we should shut down all our fossil fuel plants and blanket the country in windmills and solar farms. Anyone who has a problem with such a plan is just an obsolete chud standing in the way of the Superior Future. Which is not to say, of course, that we shouldn't invest in cleaner technologies, but that's the keyword: invest. It's foolish to dump billions of dollars or more on tech that's woefully inadequate for our needs, as California is learning more and more by the year.

So no, we should not do it just because we can, Bob. In the real world where we don't have infinite resources, we need to use them responsibly, and that means not throwing all our money at snake oil scams.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Now nutters want Musk to buy up Twitter.
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The GOP admits to fucking up with other countries' politics and staging coup d'etats.
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Josh Hawley, the "inbred polyp", vs. the Affirmative-Action law professor who speaks for "trans men" and "non-binary" pregnant people. Sheboon also claims one in five transsexuals attempted suicide because of transphobic people, like Hawley, who pretend they don't exist and ask violent questions.
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Watch the video yourself: sheboon was chimping out by the end. Affirmative action, not even once.

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Apologizing to liberals is a mistake. But if it allows you to make peace with God, then you should nevertheless do it.

Climate change:
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Crossover with Zach Antolek re: Jordan Peterson.
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This looks like a Boa Constrictor, not a Burmese Python.

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Encouraged by some dodgy statistics, MCU drones clamor for the return of The Eternals.
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The data was gather by the aptly-named Parrot Analytics.
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Through this article from The Gamer, more people have discovered how MCU exploit their VFX slaves.
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Bobby knows TONS about post-production and the technical side of filmmaking; a glance at his Youtube videos will convince anyone of that. You'd swear he's been to Werner Herzog's legendary bootcamps too.

Esteemed auteur loves capeshit and Adam Sandler films too! Hear! Hear!!
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I bet MOS's music taste is as shitty as can be.

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Waititi bullshit: not only does Bobby refuses to take an L; he refuses to have sense talked into his hollow melon.
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Durge Diggler returns for more bruising:
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I haven't watched Licorice Pizza (and Bobby hasn't reviewed it), but if the film does not depict the relationship in an approving light, then Bobby's accusation is just as churlish as Fast Eddie (erstwhile boss of TV Tropes) claiming Lolita to be pedo-smut. N.B. The situation is different in Cuties, in which the repeated lurid scenes invalidate any condemnation of childhood sexualization claimed by the director

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I agree. Durge Diggler should get a grip.

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Getting excited for the next product:
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Bobby's tiny groin antenna picked up the signal: Greta Gerwig's Barbie will make a billion.
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Another example of the Bob Chipman gambit: when criticized, scour the other party's Twitter for wrongthink:
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May the fattest one win.
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Bobby will grant you NFT privilege if you are blind.
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I won't be surprised that Luna Oi is compatible with male apparatuses all over the world too.

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You ask why is Bobby suddenly concerned about some random guy's storage unit?
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Which of Bobby's Angels is a fan of Lana Del Ray?

.....hold up. Bob's actually helping make fucking movies? He's doing post-production shit? WHO THE FUCK IS HE WORKING FOR AND WHY DID THE PERSON(S) THINK HIRING HIM WAS A GOOD FUCKING IDEA? What made them think he knows how to do the job of a PRODUCER?! And why in heaven's name are they letting him touch shit in post? His own damn videos are damning evidence the fucker can't do post production for shit. I guess if you want a movie that looks like a Moviebob video, that's fine, but holy shit. Must be low budget low quality shit that would make the Blair Witch project look like Citizen Kane.


Friend-shaped obstacle cakes?! AGAIN with this fucker? I seem to recall he's pulled this "friend shaped <insert name of food item here>!" before, over the years. What IS it with Bob and that phrase? It's like Bob using "friendo". It's especially straightup lunacy because these are FICTIONAL CHARACTERS (a phrase Bob LOVES to use cherrypickingly), NOT FRIENDS! THEY DO NOT REALS! I guess this is what happens when Bob's stomach and little head both go off at the same time. Good lord Bob get help. "Friend-shaped <food>" is not a sentence that should ever be uttered/typed. It speaks to a depravity that is as confusing as it is nonsensical, unless Bob was secretly into vore or some shit like that, which, I dunno, he might be? He keeps shit like this up, it's pretty much going to be confirmed he's got some weird vore fetish (particularly for Kirby, which yeah OK, Kirby swallows enemies, but you shouldn't WANT to be the one that swallows Kirby. Even if you secretly want to be King Dedede. Just a thought). If this isn't a blatant exposition and display of Bob's extremely disturbingly unhealthy relationship with food, I don't know what is. (and yes I am shamelessly channeling Bob to type this paragraph in a Bob-esque way, because fuck that guy. But not in the good way.)

The answer to this question can be found by looking at the world's response to the coof.

Back when people actually believed they could eradicate an aerosol-dispersed virus completely, no countermeasure was viewed as too ludicrous, no plan deemed too costly to try. Countries locked down their citizens, shut down their economies, and spent countless dollars on mitigation efforts that would prove ineffective at best, harmful at worst. And what did we get out of it? The virus still spread anyway, but businesses were shuttered, the supply chain is still pretty fucked, and the global economy is teetering on the cliff's edge, with blind faith about the only thing keeping it from plummeting. If we'd done nothing and accepted it as a particularly nasty cold (for the first year), then things would likely be better now.

See, Bobby and his ilk don't understand the concept of cost/benefit and risk analysis. In their minds, if something is a good thing, then it needs to be done, expenses be damned. "Green" energy is inefficient, costly, and has a load of drawbacks, yet it makes halfwits like Bob feel good because it's futuristic, so we should shut down all our fossil fuel plants and blanket the country in windmills and solar farms. Anyone who has a problem with such a plan is just an obsolete chud standing in the way of the Superior Future. Which is not to say, of course, that we shouldn't invest in cleaner technologies, but that's the keyword: invest. It's foolish to dump billions of dollars or more on tech that's woefully inadequate for our needs, as California is learning more and more by the year.

So no, we should not do it just because we can, Bob. In the real world where we don't have infinite resources, we need to use them responsibly, and that means not throwing all our money at snake oil scams.

IF Bob understood economics at all, he wouldn't be currently living in either his childhood bedroom (upstairs or basement) or in some basement room in mommy's house now that she took over his old room with a craft room, and he would have taken all his empties in for the deposit instead of creating a trash-pyramid and Redneck Window Display with them. For all Bob's bleating about Garbage Not-A-Persons, Bob sure loves garbage.

 

[Brother Wind]

Friend shaped is from like a Tumblr post. Some shit about how marketing and psychology make people like round things over angular things.

Its pretty dumb and I only remember it being best used as like punchlines. Like people calling the death star, Friend Shaped.

More importantly, this was almost a fucking decade ago, so I appreciate how Bob has now just picked up the meme.

 

[Foltest]

I think of Bob as a Ernst Rohm type of Nazi a fat faggot so loathed that even the Nazis wanted him dead.

Ernst Röhm was a veteran soldier who build up the SA into a credible street fighting force and was man enough not to shot himself and tell the guards to get Hitler to do it.
If we are going to compare Bob to any nazi, it would be Chrstian Weber, a fat fuck who only got into power as he was buddy with Hitler.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Weber_(SS_general)

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

May the fattest one win.

... I'm not comfortable with Bob being this excited about edible friends.

 

[Dr J]

The answer to this question can be found by looking at the world's response to the coof.

Back when people actually believed they could eradicate an aerosol-dispersed virus completely, no countermeasure was viewed as too ludicrous, no plan deemed too costly to try. Countries locked down their citizens, shut down their economies, and spent countless dollars on mitigation efforts that would prove ineffective at best, harmful at worst. And what did we get out of it? The virus still spread anyway, but businesses were shuttered, the supply chain is still pretty fucked, and the global economy is teetering on the cliff's edge, with blind faith about the only thing keeping it from plummeting. If we'd done nothing and accepted it as a particularly nasty cold (for the first year), then things would likely be better now.

See, Bobby and his ilk don't understand the concept of cost/benefit and risk analysis. In their minds, if something is a good thing, then it needs to be done, expenses be damned. "Green" energy is inefficient, costly, and has a load of drawbacks, yet it makes halfwits like Bob feel good because it's futuristic, so we should shut down all our fossil fuel plants and blanket the country in windmills and solar farms. Anyone who has a problem with such a plan is just an obsolete chud standing in the way of the Superior Future. Which is not to say, of course, that we shouldn't invest in cleaner technologies, but that's the keyword: invest. It's foolish to dump billions of dollars or more on tech that's woefully inadequate for our needs, as California is learning more and more by the year.

So no, we should not do it just because we can, Bob. In the real world where we don't have infinite resources, we need to use them responsibly, and that means not throwing all our money at snake oil scams.

The irony is that Blob, who believes in technocracy, who talks about 'the brainland' and thinks we should be governed by decree of the top scientific 'experts' in the world, got exactly what he wanted with covid and the restrictions and, guess what? He was fucking miserable! He whined endlessly about how he couldn't go out to cinemas to consoom the latest entry of regurgitated Marvel slop, how he couldn't go out to bars or to barbeque in the summer, or how he couldn't go out to creep on the neighbourhood children during Halloween. Of course he had, and continues to have, such severe cognitive dissonance that it never dawned on him that the restrictions didn't work and of course he blamed the MAGA chuds for not following them as the reason they didn't work, even though he lives in a blue state with presumably few MAGA chuds and very strict covid restrictions. But still, you can point to the covid response as pretty much every argument to be made against government by the so-called experts and yet Blob has learned fucking nothing! Worse, he wants more of it!

Like I said before, the regime couldn't ask for a better NPC than him

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Ernst Röhm was a veteran soldier who build up the SA into a credible street fighting force and was man enough not to shot himself and tell the guards to get Hitler to do it.
If we are going to compare Bob to any nazi, it would be Chrstian Weber, a fat fuck who only got into power as he was buddy with Hitler.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Weber_(SS_general)

I stand by Rohm. The soldering doesn't count IMO because anyone who wakes up before noon and leaves their house beats Blobby.

Rohm was a fat faggot who didn't believe in the ballot box but instead mob rule and he was such a pain the ass and not because of the ass fucking, but because he was a prick that his own vile ilk wanted him dead. That's Blobby to me a fat troon drooling simp who wants rid of the the electoral college and his own SJW ilk are constantly rejecting him.

 

[NickDigger]

Bob has recently been posting as the Game Overthinker which is always nice.

That character seems to be the only time an alternate persona made someone look sane compared their real life self. I don’t know if it was due to his early guerrilla style filming and recording, or if he was making an honest attempt at looking professional, but the Bob Chipman of 2008-2010 was like a calm, down to earth Professor in voice.

Whispering loudly so to not wake up your parents in another room will do that.

There was just so much presented in Game Overthinker that was the truth. The decay of arcades, the miscast of Sonic, the expose of children with foul mouths talking bad to XBLA mods.

His Sonic video where he wanted it like the Secret of Nimh was retarded as dissected by others posters pages ago. And dying arcades and retarded kids gaming online as "exposes"? Dude, I'm sorry you don't play games and unfortunately had to have Bob Chipman as your introduction to the medium, because anyone who's been gaming since at least the late 90s has known about both of those things way, way before Bob flapped his jowls about them. Fucking print magazines in 2004 were opining about both of those things, about the same time Bob wasn't exactly gaming and instead whining about his cable access TV manager being an Obsolete American(TM) who enjoyed Passion of the Christ.

Nothing Bob said back then was new or revelatory. More to the point, even then Bob was a certified posturing tard "gamer" when he complained about the Bionic Commando reboot on 360 and revealed he's so dumb he can't into modern dual analog controllers w/ four face buttons that had been the standard for gamepads for almost a decade by that point.

 

[JayHarrison]

Mein Kampf is probably more readable than many of Bob's tweets. And less unhinged.

Proofread better, too, I'll wager.

Hitler's art? Better crafted than Bob's.

As evidenced by Moviebob fan"art" of Yoshi's feet and that ghastly chile of Mario and Peach.

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Now nutters want Musk to buy up Twitter.
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Moviebob: "I am very smaat."

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The GOP admits to fucking up with other countries' politics and staging coup d'etats.
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There are more bad Republicans than there are good Democrats. And even the worst Republican still displays a higher level of human decency that Bob ever will.

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Josh Hawley, the "inbred polyp", vs. the Affirmative-Action law professor who speaks for "trans men" and "non-binary" pregnant people. Sheboon also claims one in five transsexuals attempted suicide because of transphobic people, like Hawley, who pretend they don't exist and ask violent questions.
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Watch the video yourself: sheboon was chimping out by the end. Affirmative action, not even once.

Hiboyjon1 is factually and scientifically correct. Notice how Believerbob is reverting back to "you don't exist".

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Unlike the pigs known as Moviebob and LiteraryChris, Wilbur is a character that we actually cheer for.

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Apologizing to liberals is a mistake. But if it allows you to make peace with God, then you should nevertheless do it.

Yeah, but making peace with Moviebob? Never gonna happen, especially if you're one of those "Trumpsuckers" who stole the fyuuchaa Bob EARNED directly from voting for Führer Hillary.

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Climate change:
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RMIR. As an additional point of reference, doesn't 2022 mark our 40-somethingth year of "only twelve years left before catastrophic Climate Change™"?

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Crossover with Zach Antolek re: Jordan Peterson.
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I dunno. Maybe because you're less intelligent than you claim to be.

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This looks like a Boa Constrictor, not a Burmese Python.

Does anyone believe that a Thinker™ like Moviebob know the difference between a python and a boa? (I honestly can't tell the difference... but, unlike Moviebob, I don't lay claim to being an expert on any matter.)

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I'm surprised that Moviebob didn't start simping for James Gunn.

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Another example of the Bob Chipman gambit: when criticized, scour the other party's Twitter for wrongthink:
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Fash gonna Moviebob. Moviebob gonna fash.

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So says a Z-grade film critic who's grifting thousands of dollars annually through Patreon.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Ernst Röhm was a veteran soldier who build up the SA into a credible street fighting force and was man enough not to shot himself and tell the guards to get Hitler to do it.
If we are going to compare Bob to any nazi, it would be Chrstian Weber, a fat fuck who only got into power as he was buddy with Hitler.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Weber_(SS_general)

I don't think Bob would be anyone of note, he really buts the banal in "The Banality of Evil". He'd probably just be some low level writer for the paper, constantly toeing the party line.

 

[Fictional Character]

So Moviebob in 1945 would just be a fat, bougie drain on the Reich who constantly screeched the Party should do more to deal with der Juden and his superior future where there were no Jews and the Nazi moonbase was built could come to fruition.

Of course, to make this complete Nazibob wouldn't even be an actual member of the Nazi party, just a fat loser who constantly talked about how he and Goering were wingmen in a stolen valor attempt.

I know the guy you're talking about. S. V. Jelínek, a Czech writer of absolute trash and immense output of roughly 200 books over his 20 years career. During the war, he changed his name to Willibald Yöring (He tried to have his name changed to Göring, but was denied.) and started writing German propaganda. After the war, he unsuccessfully claimed to have been sabotaging German war effort by wasting paper. (Except unlike Bob, his books are now surprisingly expensive on second-hand market with the average price being slightly above 60 dollars.)