Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Hitler was a veteran of the first World War, an artist, and had actual charisma. Georing was a fighter pilot in the same war, was instrumental in turning Germany into an industrial powerhouse, and helped found the Gestapo. Both of those men were infinitely more courageous and accomplished than Robert Chipman could ever hope to be, and damn you for making me defend literal Nazis.
To be honest, I only meant it as a sharp retort to yet another Hitler comparison. Bob is really a unique kind of evil because he is too lazy, incompetent, and loathed to enact his desires. All he does is appeals to the deep state via Twitter in hopes that they will fulfill his whims.
 
I know the guy you're talking about. S. V. Jelínek, a Czech writer of absolute trash and immense output of roughly 200 books over his 20 years career. During the war, he changed his name to Willibald Yöring (He tried to have his name changed to Göring, but was denied.) and started writing German propaganda. After the war, he unsuccessfully claimed to have been sabotaging German war effort by wasting paper. (Except unlike Bob, his books are now surprisingly expensive on second-hand market with the average price being slightly above 60 dollars.)
We might have a winner, bros.

Goring= Hot Dog Girl
200 Books= Holy 1945 Twitter, Batman!

Now we just need to see Bob trying to justify why he was ACTUALLY a chud mayoghoul after Trump's re-election and the comparison would be more or less 1 to 1. Please tell me this dude was a fat pseudointellectual who leeched off his family.
 
We might have a winner, bros.

Goring= Hot Dog Girl
200 Books= Holy 1945 Twitter, Batman!

Now we just need to see Bob trying to justify why he was ACTUALLY a chud mayoghoul after Trump's re-election and the comparison would be more or less 1 to 1. Please tell me this dude was a fat pseudointellectual who leeched off his family.

He managed to make a living as a writer, but that's probably because he didn't have Twitter and could channel his graphomania into something useful.
 
Bob's vision of the future is The Killing Fields but with "Booawwstahn Dynameks" Robo dogs.
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As for this:
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Bob, how are you going to watch your capeshit if people can't go to work and make it for you?
This is more proof Bob doesn't know how anything works.
The Unions made an agreement called "Return to Work" which is essentially a state endorsed vaccination/testing protocol.
They have done a LOT to make it as annoying as possible to work.

For example:
[Company] has implemented a robust safety plan that is designed to keep everyone as
safe as possible. We are relying on everyone to follow the protocols by wearing your
PPE, remaining in your appropriate zone, washing your hands and maintaining social
distancing as appropriate for your role. Nevertheless, because COVID-19 is in our
communities, there may be instances where you or a member of your family will
need to isolate or quarantine because of infection or exposure. Everyone should be
prepared for this by planning ahead and talking with your families about where you
or your family members will be able to safely isolate or quarantine should someone
in the household need to do so. In addition, you should also identify a medical
professional with whom you can consult if you have questions regarding infection or
exposure.
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Bob, they have literal Covid commissars wandering around badgering people about their masks.
They make people wear badges.
They make everyone take COVID tests once, twice, even three times a week.
They make people wear KF94 and KN95 masks.
They require vaccines for people who are around actors and in important areas.

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Yet because of all this testing, on a level more than any other business in LA, they seem to have record stats compared to everywhere else?
Gee Bob, if you look for something you'll find it.
These protocols cost studios hundreds of thousands to millions if someone important gets sick. Its affected the entire process.

Bob's opportunity to "dunk on WB" because they made DC movies just shows that he's a 10 year old in terms of maturity.
As someone working in the business, let me wish Bob a very kind "Go fuck yourself" on behalf of all the blue collar people who are really hard working, dedicated professionals.
Bob can fellate the degenerates in the higher positions all he wants, they're the ones that cause the problems.
 
... I'm not comfortable with Bob being this excited about edible friends.
It's the closest he'll ever get to having fun with friends. Because he's fat, and likes eating sugar and cakes.

As for the Nazi comparisons, Bob would just be some guy on the street yelling about how awesome Hitler is because he's moving Germany towards the superior future and how glad he is to be a part of the master race.
 
It's the closest he'll ever get to having fun with friends. Because he's fat, and likes eating sugar and cakes.

As for the Nazi comparisons, Bob would just be some guy on the street yelling about how awesome Hitler is because he's moving Germany towards the superior future and how glad he is to be a part of the master race.
Bob would be the drunken dupe that got surrounded and beaten into a coma by a Red Front gang in 1932.
Bob's vision of the future is The Killing Fields but with "Booawwstahn Dynameks" Robo dogs.
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There really is something eloquent about the way these past tyrants described their genocidal intents. With Bob, it's just mundane daily language employed to dance around what he wants in order to avoid the wrath of social media censors. These statements are all so dull and witless, much like the mind they sprang from.
 
Don’t compare Bob to the Nazi’s. Goring got shot in the hip during the beer hall Putsch and had to get a vet to operate on him before going on the run. Hitler actually served on the frontlines and got gassed despite Jewish writers rewriting history for their revenge fantasies.

Bob if anything would be the guy who rats out the Priest who was getting Jewish kids out of the country by giving them to Christian adoption services in hopes of getting extra rations. Or the guy who informs the NKVD of suspicious characters before punishment or reward is offered.
 
Too easy to make, this would fit Bob:

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Holy fuck does Bob have a Lazy Eye or some shit like that? Look at that shit. One eye seems to "center" (the eye on the right, which is Bob's left eye) while the other eye (Bob's right eye, on "our" left) seems to be out of sync with the other eye and leaning in towards the inner corner. But even with the lazy-looking eye, that deadass dead-eyed 1000-yard Rooster Stare is unmistakable. It's like sideways sanpaku eyes. No wonder Lindsay took one look at that fucker and said (never gonna) Fuck this guy.
 
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As we can see from AOC's response to Jan 6, the answer to Matt Lewis's question is clearly NO. AOC will imagine rape and murder whenever people protest outside where she is.

Trump thought Musk was sincere.
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Another pair of demons are having a quarrel too.
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Even people with diametrically opposite verdict on feminism can nevertheless unite in their hatred for trannies.

Crossover with Anthony Reed.
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So what the Episcopal Church proposes to do -- destroying lives in the name of sexual gratification-- is actually very on brand.


The battle with Durge Diggler. Hopefully this is the tail end.
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To set the record straight, Bobby's grand scheme is to round up all red state children and have them raised by mommies with penises.

Regarding the maltreatment of VFX artists under MCU,
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CreeperBob fantasizes Christian moms "jilling off for days" after watching Whor.
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The "Christian hate group" is One Million Moms (site seems to be down), who is lambasted by all the usual suspects

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Bobby is being mysterious again.
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The "relevant part". Yet I'm sure Bobby has found the following even more... "relevant".
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Bayonetta has crabs.
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And you can defend her modesty at the press of a button!
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(Google translate:
Rest assured, I'm taking it off.
In order for more people to enjoy it, #Bayonetta 3 is equipped with an epoch-making "Naive Angel Mode".
By setting this mode to "ON", you can play without creating an awkward atmosphere even in the living room ... Maybe)
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A string of thirst posts followed, most of them probably from trannies.

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The Google translate is pretty much what is written in that English tweet.

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Fish bowls have evolved.
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Bob has recently been posting as the Game Overthinker which is always nice.

That character seems to be the only time an alternate persona made someone look sane compared their real life self. I don’t know if it was due to his early guerrilla style filming and recording, or if he was making an honest attempt at looking professional, but the Bob Chipman of 2008-2010 was like a calm, down to earth Professor in voice.

There was just so much presented in Game Overthinker that was the truth. The decay of arcades, the miscast of Sonic, the expose of children with foul mouths talking bad to XBLA mods.

I dunno. I guess having a President like Barack Obama made him unrealistically think the “superior future” was right around the corner and would himself be moving to the moon in mere months of inauguration.

I really think if 2008 Bob was told he’d become diabetic, he’d laugh in your face and gleefully eat a carrot and a stalk of celery.
>Game Overthinker
>Calm, down-to-earth Professional


This is some primo bait but still, the fucking nerve of you to spread this lie. That's like saying the Nostalgia Critic or Angry Joe were polite, soft-spoken characters back in their day. Just because Bob never much yelled in his videos does not mean his rants were anything close to professional. I do not believe a professional would be making references to Shigeru Miyamoto as a holy deity or adding perverse remarks about wanting to get dominated by Sarah Palin.
 
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Don’t compare Bob to the Nazi’s. Goring got shot in the hip during the beer hall Putsch and had to get a vet to operate on him before going on the run. Hitler actually served on the frontlines and got gassed despite Jewish writers rewriting history for their revenge fantasies.

Bob if anything would be the guy who rats out the Priest who was getting Jewish kids out of the country by giving them to Christian adoption services in hopes of getting extra rations. Or the guy who informs the NKVD of suspicious characters before punishment or reward is offered.
For all these talks about Hitler serving on the frontlines, everyone seems to forget he never rose above the rank of corporal.
 
For all these talks about Hitler serving on the frontlines, everyone seems to forget he never rose above the rank of corporal.
He was just a runner after all.
Bob is insufferable at the best of times, but when theres a fresh Marvel movie he's a particularly annoying little fatggot.

I refuse to believe AOC's ass is anything but bony.
When there's anything new that is Marvel related, you can practically see his soylent grin through his tweets. His cheerleading and squeeing actually is worse than what the Twilight fangirls used to be like. At least for them, they had a biological excuse for what they were doing: they had huge thirst for the two male protags. Bob equals their overenthusiasm but it's over a desire to be a part of the popular thing for once because he read a comic occasionally back in the day.
 
It's a shame how videos about MovieBob all have the least amount of effort put into them. I just wish someone with an ounce of personality could present MovieBob with a bit more detail rather than going thru a skin-deep summary of the guy. For all the horrible and hilarious things Bob has said over the years he at least deserves that much.
Bob equals their overenthusiasm but it's over a desire to be a part of the popular thing for once because he read a comic occasionally back in the day.
MovieBob is a consoomer drone for sure, but I feel more like his Marvel overenthusiasm comes from a place of ego. Bob describes himself as an anything expert so it is no surprise when he often tries to spout off comic trivia or fan-theories to present himself smarter than he actually is. He does this with a lot of topics as well but remember Bob for the longest time described himself as an "American geek," which in Bob's head meant that he was a thoroughly recognized geek culture aficionado. It not so much Bob's need to be a part of the Marvel fandom but more like the need to show off his nerd credibility with his self-indulgent WandaVision theories.
 
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