Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AnOminous]

So the average American takes in about 3.5 grams of salt per day, which is more than recommended amount of 2.3 grams or less. What do you guys think is Jagoff's daily consumption? I'd say he averages 5 or more per day.

So much that that salt vampire from Star Trek would tell him to cool it with the salt already.

 

[Joe Mayo]

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Fucking Fuagzi. Jack wished he was from NY. He plays off the NY Italian mobster persona......."gabbagull" Ok fatboy. Also, what happen to hating the people from LA, Chicago and NY that moved to Nashville.?

I could've sworn PCTLM mentioned he was from Brooklyn on one of their podcasts.

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From Trump's Truth Social account..... This should make Jack confused.

Wouldn't it be amazing if this post is what triggers Jack's third stroke and finishes him off?

 

[desudesu]

It's hilarious to see that Jagoff thinks that it is eye-pleasing for the viewer to see his stupid homosexual face doing a pout as the banner for JOTG (Jerking Off Ten Guys). Found a much more fitting NSFW edit for him:

 

[charlesdickens]

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I always saw him as pufferfish

 

[captkrisma]

I love how Jack, even when clearly tilted and not happy with what's happened to his food due to lowered quality that he actually recognizes, refuses to give a restaurant a failing grade.

Imagine being sofa king wee todd edd that you refuse to grade a place poorly because you delusionally think it makes you look bad because you chose to go there. Sheeit, by this logic I should've loved the soul food place I once went to since despite their food being the driest shit humanly out there because they had a killer home made series of sauces to apply for their chicken. Also because it'd make me somehow look bad if I said that soul food place was bad.

It takes exceptional narcissism to pull something like that off.

Jack's only true metric for grading a restaurant is the ability to serve food. As long as they succeed in giving him food, any food item, and they have passed the test. The only failing grades he's ever given were for places that were closed and thus could not give him the food.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack's only true metric for grading a restaurant is the ability to serve food. As long as they succeed in giving him food, any food item, and they have passed the test. The only failing grades he's ever given were for places that were closed and thus could not give him the food.

Or when the giant cookie shop didn't prioritize him above all the other customers.

 

[Adamska]

So the average American takes in about 3.5 grams of salt per day, which is more than recommended amount of 2.3 grams or less. What do you guys think is Jagoff's daily consumption? I'd say he averages 5 or more per day.

Honestly? 6 - 10 grams. He sometimes goes up to 18 for a single Cooking with Fat dish.

Jack's only true metric for grading a restaurant is the ability to serve food. As long as they succeed in giving him food, any food item, and they have passed the test. The only failing grades he's ever given were for places that were closed and thus could not give him the food.

The sad thing is this is probably the actual answer compared to my hypothesis. He just has such low standards that you could give him a pile of grease, cartilage, and off meat that likely was once cat or pigeon and he'd still give you a passing grade. Because you gave him food.

Jesus fucking Christ.

 

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ill be damned If i'm paying $14 for a subway sandwich. Jack is the ultimate consoomer. He sees NEW and MUST HAVE IT when all they did was change the way the put they ingredients in the sandwich. Change the name and sell people the same shit.

 

[Jack of the Lantern]

Must've been bad news from his recent Doctors visit. He was recently using his saebo anti claw device and now he's self reflecting.
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A selection of comments from Jack's little apology/not an apology tour. If a man is judged by the company he keeps, these people all deserve each other.






Philippians 4:5, to save anyone a search is "Let your gentleness be evident to all. The Lord is near." Jack was probably thinking of 1 Corinthians 16:14, "Do everything in love."

 

[captkrisma]

Jack's camera clicking sound effect reminded me of a specific pornographic film studio that tours Southeast Asia and "takes pictures" of the girls in the hotel room.

Jesus fucking christ. This is ACTUAL FOOD PORN FOR JACK.

 

[Joe Mayo]

Jesus fucking christ. This is ACTUAL FOOD PORN FOR JACK.

One can only imagine what Jack does to his food when the cameras aren’t rolling.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

The only failing grades he's ever given were for places that were closed and thus could not give him the food.

Or when a restraunt puts their foot down and tells Jack to stop recording like in the Santa Fe Importers JOTG video.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

For someone who hates gay, he loves riding trump’s dick

 

[Lenzperkins]

I could've sworn PCTLM mentioned he was from Brooklyn on one of their podcasts.


Wouldn't it be amazing if this post is what triggers Jack's third stroke and finishes him off?

Jack's mom is from Brooklyn and his sister lives somewhere in New York. He has a video of meeting up with her at a restaurant in Time Square. He was born and raised in Southern California and there is nothing New York about him.

 

[Whatthefuck]

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Yeah, his name is virtually forgotten. Hey, guys, what was that little thing they're doing in Congress right now, you know the thing with the public hearings about something or another. I can't remember the guy's name, but it sounds familiar. Damn, it's right on the tip of my tongue.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

A selection of comments from Jack's little apology/not an apology tour. If a man is judged by the company he keeps, these people all deserve each other.


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Philippians 4:5, to save anyone a search is "Let your gentleness be evident to all. The Lord is near." Jack was probably thinking of 1 Corinthians 16:14, "Do everything in love."

How "lovely," to see /Paul/ again. I guess we needed a reminder once again that he's a bigger piece of shit than Jack.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

A selection of comments from Jack's little apology/not an apology tour. If a man is judged by the company he keeps, these people all deserve each other.


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Philippians 4:5, to save anyone a search is "Let your gentleness be evident to all. The Lord is near." Jack was probably thinking of 1 Corinthians 16:14, "Do everything in love."

Jack being salty over the Jan 6th hearings is funny shit. Cope harder, fatty.

 

[AnOminous]

Because you gave him food.

The fat bastard even named his company "GiveMe Foods."

Or when a restraunt puts their foot down and tells Jack to stop recording like in the Santa Fe Importers JOTG video.

That makes a negative review from Jack at least useful for one thing, you know this is a restaurant where some fat tub of shit won't be sticking his camera in your face.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

The fat bastard even named his company "GiveMe Foods."

At least he’s not lying about what he wants lol

 

[Joe Mayo]

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Is it me, or has Jack changed his avatar so his skin is lighter than it was before?

At least he’s not lying about what he wants lol

If he had a porn studio, he'd have called it "GiveMe Cock."