Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

1. There was maybe 15 shreds of parmesan cheese on that entire tray and almost all of it on just one fry. Total failure of a recipe.

2. They're doing Dave Ramsey stuff. So they are having money problems, probably in debt up to their eye balls. The whole menu/meal prep for a week thing is part of his going debt free plan.

Dave Ramsey also says:

• Everyone in the house should have as many jobs or side gigs with as much OT work as possible
• Minimal food budget (“rice and beans”)
• No extraneous spending (grills, bbq rubs, eating out etc.)
• Sell things you don’t need (smokers, tech gadgets, car)
• Stop using credit cards

Wonder if the Scalfatties can hit a single one of these before they have to file for bankruptcy in six months?

 

[Aaway]

is he wearing a saebo device again? lol

right after we were discussing spasticity and how he played himself by being a lazy and cheap faggot who didn't bother doing anything to heal his arm

you might want to make it a little less obvious that you lurk here, fatty

 

[AnOminous]

right after we were discussing spasticity and how he played himself by being a lazy and cheap faggot who didn't bother doing anything to heal his arm

you might want to make it a little less obvious that you lurk here, fatty

Imagine losing the function of your arm forever, but what you care about more is being made fun of for it.

That ship has sailed, fatass. That thing is dead. Should have done it when could have made a difference.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

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No doubt Jagoff begged Tranny to take a “work from home” day for this monumental kickoff at Subway.
As usual he insists on showing up first thing, right out of the gate.
Having worked some food service in the past, nothing was more annoying than the regulars milling around and expecting the doors to open at 10:30:01 — which seems like what these losers do all the fuckin time.

 

[Anal birth]

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The famous 'thousand island stare'

 

[abobe]

Must've been bad news from his recent Doctors visit. He was recently using his saebo anti claw device and now he's self reflecting.

 

[Staffy]

Must've been bad news from his recent Doctors visit. He was recently using his saebo anti claw device and now he's self reflecting.

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I have a feeling that the bruise or discoloration pointed by some kiwi from pages ago has something to do with it. There's something up with that arm.

Oh, and we know he'll be back to his usual program schedule after this.

 

[EvilDroid64]

Having worked some food service in the past, nothing was more annoying than the regulars milling around and expecting the doors to open at 10:30:01 — which seems like what these losers do all the fuckin time.

The regulars who show up 10-20 minutes after breakfast is no longer being served and get angy they can't have breakfast are arguably worse.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I had this mental image of an intruder breaking into Jack's home, and Jack using his non-dominant but functional left hand to empty his revolver without hitting them even once.

Kinda like that scene in Pulp Fiction?

Jack being sexually attracted to HOPE arc. It's just him without TamHam home all day, he sits around lonely and HOPE the only one around. Why post a pic of HOPE in that position and use descriptions you would use to describe a woman (long legs, thin, beautiful, great personality). No wonder he didn't want a male dog, he wouldn't be able to resist the knot.

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Jagoff admitting he has a shit personality is possibly the most honest he's ever been.

"French fries got to have salt right? Little salt." That is at least a weeks worth of salt for me. Probably more. I'm sure it goes well with the sodium in the parmesan.

To which he even said to have them crisp up some more to add more salt at the start. Then afterwards said they're crispy on the outside and soft on the inside. So which is it? Are they too watery or not?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

EDIT: While I appreciate the likes, all credit for this image goes to Rod Dangerous.

“But JEBUS I did everything you told me to WHYYYYYYYYY??????!!!!!!”

 

[Joe Mayo]

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Nice photoshop, though given Jack's girth, he'd be a moose.

 

[ZipDisk]

SUBWAY - PICK NUMBER INSTEAD OF CUSTOMIZE!

They make it retard proof, and jackoff still gets mad.
The cheese has been downsized. I normally don't notice stuff like that.

TamHam's Sandwich looks like vomit. Jack got mass quantities of meat, and that's what really matters.

You guys aren't wrong, Jack is DEEPLY impaired here.

Jack hits subway with an A Minus.


SHREDDY CHEESE ZUC FUCKUPZ

I'm gonna 'Spearament right now! >

It's just for dinner! >

Social media has Jack heated.

Jack manipulates his members. and slurs a bit.

ok guyss

Why is there a cut after the oil, did he dump more in and is ashamed?

Diabetes doesn't mean shit, free pour the salt and the shreddy cheese! Jack gets messy.

I don't get how jack managed to make the food look moldy straight out of the oven.

Jack once again goes for maximum heat for quickest eats.

ParmeSHAN >

Ooh, tastes good. A damning indictment. It's not AMAZING.

 

[Adamska]

I love how Jack, even when clearly tilted and not happy with what's happened to his food due to lowered quality that he actually recognizes, refuses to give a restaurant a failing grade.

Imagine being sofa king wee todd edd that you refuse to grade a place poorly because you delusionally think it makes you look bad because you chose to go there. Sheeit, by this logic I should've loved the soul food place I once went to since despite their food being the driest shit humanly out there because they had a killer home made series of sauces to apply for their chicken. Also because it'd make me somehow look bad if I said that soul food place was bad.

It takes exceptional narcissism to pull something like that off.

 

[TurdFondler]

Anyone else notice the jump cut after tasting his zucc fries? Couldn't even give the full reaction. They've got to be horrid.

 

[Adamska]

Anyone else notice the jump cut after tasting his zucc fries? Couldn't even give the full reaction. They've got to be horrid.

My best guess is that he could only taste salt.

Well to be fair he might love that taste. Maybe it was the yucky not meat taste that got into his mouth that made him hate them instead.

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

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”I can't recreate it..." He says about a four piece puzzle of zucchini as he fails to line the halved veg back together.

His brain has officially retired. Now there is only the wendigo spirit left piloting him, and the wendigo sucks at puzzles.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

”I can't recreate it..." He says about a four piece puzzle of zucchini as he fails to line the halved veg back together.

His brain has officially retired. Now there is only the wendigo spirit left piloting him, and the wendigo sucks at puzzles.

It's the excuse he'd use never to make them ever again. It's not that hard, he just sucks when it comes to cooking.

 

[Lenzperkins]

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Jr's tits are bigger than his wife's.

"my mouth is full of meat"

jack makes it way too easy

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Fucking Fuagzi. Jack wished he was from NY. He plays off the NY Italian mobster persona......."gabbagull" Ok fatboy. Also, what happen to hating the people from LA, Chicago and NY that moved to Nashville.?

From Trump's Truth Social account..... This should make Jack confused.

 

[densedance]

Video is about Zucchini Fries
"First thing you do is taking you Cucumbers"

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

So the average American takes in about 3.5 grams of salt per day, which is more than recommended amount of 2.3 grams or less. What do you guys think is Jagoff's daily consumption? I'd say he averages 5 or more per day.