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Surprised he hates rats so much since he sees one every time he looks in a mirror.
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Surprised he hates rats so much since he sees one every time he looks in a mirror.
I can absolutely see that arc ending with him losing everything he has trying to get his system to work and then suing the casino claiming they fucked up his genius system and cheated him as a result, inadvertently revealing that he was essentially either doing a low key scam of his own or is incredibly incompetent at basic math....before finally reverting to accusing the casino of discrimination against himOne of the funniest things that could happen is if he gets "lucky" early on and thinks he's discovered a system. Then we'd end up with a degenerate gambler arc.
As if I didn't have enough reasons to dislike Russ.
One word comes to mind..QuasimodoJesus… That’s one of the creepiest things he’s said.
It would be comical to see him try, though. The poor girl’s feet would still reach the floor while “flung over his shoulder”.
I hope Russtard contracts malaria from being bit by a mosquito. Bats are awesome.
It was posted earlier.He actually posted this on this girl's previous instagram post too, I think we missed it:
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Also, she works at a Twin Peaks restaurant as a bartender (I'd guess the one in Vegas). He probably tipped her over 2 dollars which makes them engaged.
Better yet, West Nile.I hope Russtard contracts malaria from being bit by a mosquito. Bats are awesome.
Not even that. He's saying cancel culture is bad because the person might have moved on. (Russ, you tard. Not allowing the person to move on is rather the point of cancelling them).So is he seeing the murderer should not be cancelled? Bcause hes moved on? Somebody may want to poke a methane probe in Russ's drool moble while its in the shop.
It's odd. For all the times he's been fired, he's never threatened to sue over it. I'm guessing they had solid evidence and he's just knowledgeable enough to know if he sued, that evidence would be public record.Not even that. He's saying cancel culture is bad because the person might have moved on. (Russ, you tard. Not allowing the person to move on is rather the point of cancelling them).
And as a second unrelated point, sometimes the person doing the cancelling - or in this case firing which he seems to think is the same thing as been cancelled - might be, like, a murderer or something. So, they don't have the moral authority.
At least, I think that's what he squeezed out of his traumalumps.
Again, he has this very skewed view of things. Like thinking Katy Perry would be hanging around the company that makes the handbags with her name on. It wouldn't be a HR department firing him for some transgression. He thinks its the mean old CEO who oversees everything personally because he can then say they're biased and hold a vendetta against them. Not one to ever let anyone else move on, Russ needs to pin all his problems on individuals. Nothing would be a result of him violating an employee code of conduct, for example. Because he can't maintain a rage-boner for that. He needs a strawman nemesis.
I swear, seeing Russell's mundane Facebook posts is like reading the posts of an alien trying really hard to imitate humanity.What a STUD.
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I'd love to see him even attempt this. The failure resulting in a glorious ass kicking would be beautiful to behold.
I swear, seeing Russell's mundane Facebook posts is like reading the posts of an alien trying really hard to imitate humanity.
"Haha, yes, my fellow Earthlings, I, too, enjoy the famous Earthling actor Harrison Ford, for I am also an Earthling, and not at all an alien creature from another planet."
Curling 20-pound dumbbells doesn't mean you can sling her over your shoulder, Russ.
I was thinking more like thisIt’s eerily reminiscent of the Zuckerberg posts except with more drooling. Exhibit B.View attachment 3490018
Ok, but unironicly, if someone ran like that I'd consider giving them the vote. The alien invasion would at least be an interesting roll of the dice.I was thinking more like this