Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Speaking of Paul Dillon, if any of you Kiwis are around the Nashville area and need to hire Paul for his private investigator services his  company can be found here .

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Speaking of Paul Dillon, if any of you Kiwis are around the Nashville area and need to hire Paul for his private investigator services his  company can be found here .

P.I are worthless and failed cops. I can see why he’s one lol

 

[Jack of the Lantern]

Speaking of Paul Dillon, if any of you Kiwis are around the Nashville area and need to hire Paul for his private investigator services his  company can be found here .

A bit of advice for Paul: if you're going to present yourself as a professional, consider changing the "picture that came with the frame" stock photo in your About Us section.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Paul Dillon will suck a man’s cock to prove to his client that their significant other is unfaithful.

 

[Lenzperkins]

A bit of advice for Paul: if you're going to present yourself as a professional, consider changing the "picture that came with the frame" stock photo in your About Us section.

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Magnum PI vibes. There's a video of him showing him doing a sting for a client who thinks his girlfriend is cheating. He walks into a Vietnamese restaurant with a hidden camera to confirm. Lmao. Minor league shit.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

A bit of advice for Paul: if you're going to present yourself as a professional, consider changing the "picture that came with the frame" stock photo in your About Us section.

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His pfp looks like a photo is a sex offender lol wtf

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I could've sworn PCTLM mentioned he was from Brooklyn on one of their podcasts.

He might be originally but it's his pseudo Italian attitude that makes the difference. There's more Middle Eastern in him than Italian according to his DNA test he took. And with his insistence that capicola is pronounced "gabagool" when every Italian person I know calls it "coppa" and it's a Sicilian thing to call it "gabagol" you know he's playing into an Italian stereotype. Then he makes these absolutely disgusting pasta dishes that would make his Nonna cry. If he had a Nonna and not a Tayta that is.

A selection of comments from Jack's little apology/not an apology tour. If a man is judged by the company he keeps, these people all deserve each other.


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Philippians 4:5, to save anyone a search is "Let your gentleness be evident to all. The Lord is near." Jack was probably thinking of 1 Corinthians 16:14, "Do everything in love."

The fucking hubris from this asshole is astounding. I'm not a believer in any way but if Jesus was real and was looking at him he'd be fucked for acting like a complete tool. Saved or not, Jesus isn't going to let him into heaven because he's such an asshole.

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He's a Republican and a Qtard meaning he's going to vote for Trump, or whomever has an "R" next to their name in 2024. If Roy DeSantis makes it on the ballot he's going to sucking Roy's dick.

Paul Dillon will suck a man’s cock to prove to his client that their significant other is unfaithful.

Please. He'd take it up the ass, wait until the guys cums balls deep inside and then use that to prove he's being unfaithful. He's that gay... I mean committed to his private investigating. I mean how much more evidence can you get if you show you were sodomized by the perp?

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

And with his insistence that capicola is pronounced "gabagool" when every Italian person I know calls it "coppa" and it's a Sicilian thing to call it "gabagol" you know he's playing into an Italian stereotype.

He calls it "gabagol" in the new Subway JOTG. He can't even keep his fake ancestry straight.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

I remember seeing a video someone posted here in which Jack was busting a nut talking about the investigating prowess of Paul where he had some issue with some bill/service from a company that wasn't getting resolved in a timely manner by customer service so he apparently called the CEO of the company in the middle of the night to bitch about the issue. IIRC Jack acted like that resolved the issue. I call BS. That seems like the dumbest way to approach the issue. The CEO probably hung up and changed his number and phone the next morning.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I remember seeing a video someone posted here in which Jack was busting a nut talking about the investigating prowess of Paul where he had some issue with some bill/service from a company that wasn't getting resolved in a timely manner by customer service so he apparently called the CEO of the company in the middle of the night to bitch about the issue. IIRC Jack acted like that resolved the issue. I call BS. That seems like the dumbest way to approach the issue. The CEO probably hung up and changed his number and phone the next morning.

To be fair sometimes carpet bombing a place with e-mails is the best way to get a situation resolved. The CEO and those at the top often times have no idea what's going on down in the trenches when customers complain and are given the run-around by the drones on the help desk who have no power and no desire to really help you. Add to that the thing a lot of help desk managers look for is their metrics being right. So many calls answered and solved on the first attempt and call time being kept under a certain number.

The CEO just looks at the charts, sees that they're under budget and signs off on it. They don't know that customers are frustrated because the help desk can't do anything to help them.

 

[Whatthefuck]

He calls it "gabagol" in the new Subway JOTG. He can't even keep his fake ancestry straight.

It may as well be bababooey for all he cares.

 

[AnOminous]

It may as well be bababooey for all he cares.

I doubt he could tell it from prosciutto. Meat is just meat to him.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Meat is just meat to him.

It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Jack fritters.

 

[Whatthefuck]

It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Jack fritters.

And, now I want to see him try something as simple as a fritter. This asshole couldn't properly make a PB&J so that should be fun.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Who the fuck goes to Subway? They're the worst sandwich place even if you don't have a good deli in your area Jimmy John's and Jersey Mike's are better or even better go to your local mom and pop pizza places they'll usually have better hoagies.

The only time I go to Subway is if I'm really hungry and it's all fast food chain garbage around then I'll go and get the cheapest thing on their menu the Veggie Sub and put all the vegetables on it. They're at least usually fresh unlike the dogshit meat at Subway.

 

[Joe Mayo]

Who the fuck goes to Subway? They're the worst sandwich place even if you don't have a good deli in your area Jimmy John's and Jersey Mike's are better or even better go to your local mom and pop pizza places they'll usually have better hoagies.

The only thing Subway has on Jimmy John's is that they give you the option to toast your sandwiches, whereas Jimmy John's exclusively serves cold cuts.

 

[Banks Davenport]

Who the fuck goes to Subway? They're the worst sandwich place even if you don't have a good deli in your area Jimmy John's and Jersey Mike's are better or even better go to your local mom and pop pizza places they'll usually have better hoagies.

The only time I go to Subway is if I'm really hungry and it's all fast food chain garbage around then I'll go and get the cheapest thing on their menu the Veggie Sub and put all the vegetables on it. They're at least usually fresh unlike the dogshit meat at Subway.

Rural area. Wintertime. Walking home from work. In other words--desperate times call for desperate measures.

 

[ZipDisk]

salt vampire from Star Trek would tell him to cool it with the salt already.

The Salt vampire killed people to survive, it didn't spend it's time overconsuming to the point of debilitating health issues.

you could give him a pile of grease, cartilage, and off meat that likely was once cat or pigeon and he'd still give you a passing grade.

[Angrily] This place is really unique, it's not like those chain stores where everything is the same, it's different!

Jack tends to call people who correct him "mom". His animosity for his whore mother continues beyond death!


Jack supports storming the capital, as long as you own the libs.

Jack is a Sopranos watching Italian.

Jack would hate properly served prosciutto "Such small portions! This restaurant is just greedy and just wants your money!"

 

[abobe]

He might be originally but it's his pseudo Italian attitude that makes the difference. There's more Middle Eastern in him than Italian according to his DNA test he took. And with his insistence that capicola is pronounced "gabagool" when every Italian person I know calls it "coppa" and it's a Sicilian thing to call it "gabagol" you know he's playing into an Italian stereotype. Then he makes these absolutely disgusting pasta dishes that would make his Nonna cry. If he had a Nonna and not a Tayta that is.

Jack is definitely Sicilian. Especially given the history of Arab invaders raping Sicilian women throughout history. He's just like Anthony "Tunisian knife fighter" Cumia.

 

[Joe Mayo]

Jack is a Sopranos watching Italian.

Jack is a Wonder Bread wop. A dim-witted dago. A bargain-bin Berlusconi.

Jack is definitely Sicilian. Especially given the history of Arab invaders raping Sicilian women throughout history. He's just like Anthony "Tunisian knife fighter" Cumia.

I was wondering when someone would bring this up. Sicily was conquered by the Fatimid Caliphate during the disintegration of the Byzantine Empire and became the Emirate of Sicily.