Akashic Retard
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Yeah yeah, pale blue dot yadda yadda. We've heard it before, Porque.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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He's on the prowl for fresh meat.
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Maybe.
But it always came across like they were trying to exercise power they didn’t have.
Especially when they expected to be put ahead of a queue or other things against procedure.
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He’s just as smug, pretentious and unlikeable as Neil Tyson but without any of the academic credentials.
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So if you see streaks around Pat you know why
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Patrick smugly doling out the same Deep Facts I read out of a children’s book to a primary schooler yesterday. “All about the cosmos, galaxies, stars, planets, and more!”
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In fairness, that is his reading level.
Maricón de Mierda
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Please don't minimize Mr. Tomlinson's achievements. While it's true that a 0.7 mile walk (1.4 miles both ways) is not impressive for a normal human being, you have to bear in mind that Mr. Tomlinson is an alcoholic, likely pre-diabetic obese man with mental delusions. What for you or I is unremarkable and not worth Tweeting about, to him, is an arduous and fatiguing trek, not unlike Mr. Baggins's and Mr. Gamgee's journey to destroy the One Ring in J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings series. However, unlike Mr. Baggins, Mr. Tomlinson has no friends.
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the telescope sees
a fat man is euphoric
but he knows nothing
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I bet you could see objects behind Fatrick because of his own gravitational lensing.
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What I'd like to see - in terms of the autopilot lolcow perpetual-motion machine - is somehow Fatrick getting on Acerthorn's radar.
Not only would that be the Clash of the (Man-tit)ans, but what if Fatrick's incompetence somehow leads to it being Stabbins's first legal victory?
THE LIZARD KING SEES YOU OWE THE SLIGHTLY LESS PORCINE DAGGER WIELDER ONE TRILLION SEPTIMS, FOUL SUID MAN
Not only would that be the Clash of the (Man-tit)ans, but what if Fatrick's incompetence somehow leads to it being Stabbins's first legal victory?
THE LIZARD KING SEES YOU OWE THE SLIGHTLY LESS PORCINE DAGGER WIELDER ONE TRILLION SEPTIMS, FOUL SUID MAN
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Literally fucking called it, didn't we?
Also, does Pat think most people don't know what gravitational lensing is? Fucking moron.
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ahhhh hahahaha what a colossal faggot, locking down after all that tough-guy talk on his *~twitch stream~*
when you catch 'em outside their little safe-space walled gardens these twitch/reddit mod types really are the most fragile people on earth
edit: damn, ToeKnee TM really bent the (toe)knee to fatrick... baleeting his tweetz when fatrick scolded him. pathetic!
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It's a little dry, but a far better read than the In the Black, for example.
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You might not know this, but the observable universe is really, really big.
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He's not wrong though. Why would someone attract this much attention if he was just a nice, humble guy?
Maybe in the universe where Pat took acid perhaps...
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Its just a bizarre coincidence. Other coincidences include being a twitter spammer, looking like a piggy, being insufferable, having a gay tattoo around his arm in the same place that Fatprick does, and having a delusional view of his own abilities. Seriously, go check out that dudes music videos on his youtube channel, he would be a great side character to the Fatprick-verse; an actual conservative to Patricks CINO, but all the same character flaws.
Heres the link from a few pages back thanks to @AirdropShitposts https://www.youtube.com/c/JordanRiley/videos
I think the garbageman account is a Rascal aint he? Im not too good at twitter tho so i could be wrong, but i think the atalker is a little higher up in the twitter thread, not visible in the screenshot. Either way, you are right in that he is correct, he just forgot to mention that he is fat.
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Almost as big as Patrick himself, some say.
Flávia’s Cleaning Service
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Cactus Fat, Love Dudes, Fagkind