DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
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Also how is it out of place? Doesn't he know that the reason Bayonetta strips when summoning the demon things is because they're made out of her hair and her clothes are also made out of her hai- what am I saying, of course he doesn't.

This boy is a full-blown retard.

Firstly, Platnuim games announced this in a very tongue-in-cheek manner they never said it was out of place or awkward, just made a joke about playing a game where the protagonist is essentially nude for 3 games is now has a mode where she covers up cause of ironically people like him who are afraid of women and they yucky women parts...and kids or people playing in front of kids. I mean FFS they even call it the "naive angel mode".

Secondly, we know he can't read, obvious with this tweet itself he didn't read a single thing about this if he did he couldn't comprehend what he read. Not only that but he can't understand what he typed...how would the player control what goes into the game, phil? "If you know it's awkward" (literally no one said this) I can assume you is Platinum Games in this case. "you're embarrassed to play this" now the you is the player. So who is he asking why it's in the game too, the first you Platinum games or the second you the player? Phil are you now tweeting incoherent babbling instead of on your "pod-a-cast"?

and for someone who cried bitched and moaned about not having time to spend with his stupid wife who can't cook frozen potatoes, he sure did spend a lot of time on twitter bitching about vidyagames.

I SWEAR TO FUKIN GOD, DSP IS RETARDED! YES, they did get blackmailed but that picture was still a fake.

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Seriously, is he illiterate? Nowhere does it say the leaks are real. Nowhere. Everyone knew they were hacked IIRC it was a ransomware attack, that's why the fake leak got put out there. The leak that was debunked well before he got out of bed at the crack of 10am.

I mean shit even reading just the headline where does he get the very much proven fake leak is real. I'm now convinced this dumb shit thinks wrestling is real, well more so than before and that whole "this is isn't realistic" shit he does isn't cope or babbling to fill dead air I now think that he really has that hard of a time distinguishing fantasy from reality.

Fantasy: These leaks are real.
Reality: the leaks have been debunked ad nauseam and no one believes them now, barely anyone did when they came out.

DSP is the guy Jack Thompson makes up that a videogame made them a monster cause they can't distinguish fantasy from reality, except Thompson was making up kids and teens little does he know in a gated cave in Renton lives the gout pig roach man. Or at the very least like Lucas or Oprah where they just surround themselves with yes men and run around getting high on their own farts, just dsp is a barely functioning retard who had no one to surround himself with so he became his own yes man.
 
I'm slowly going through old TIHYDP's and downloading them before they get struck down and the Yoshi's Island one is something else. He usually tries to at least pretend he likes super popular games so he doesn't get called out by people, but he's shitting on it non-stop. It's the usual if he can beat it effortlessly it's GOTY, if he experiences any challenge whatsoever it sucks, what were they thinking, this is boring, etc. shit.
 
Steve of the Dead is how I believe someone that hasn't been sucked into normalizing the depraved shit of DSP would react to DSP. Sure, to people who watch him at least a little bit every day and keep up with his goings on, it wouldn't arouse much contempt for him to start shit with Keem of all people and lose out on a business opportunity just to be an arrogant twat because it's literally every day that Phil goes after the hand trying to feed him if it takes any sort of shot at his delusions of grandeur. But a normal person witnessing that for like an hour with the backstory, I'd get why they'd be frothing at the mouth that this guy gets away with it.
 
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Clothes coming off? I am MARRIED MARAHN!
I can answer that.
It is THERE because people, EVEN WOMEN, LIKE that Phil.
We are not all genderless aliens like YOU.
 
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Clothes coming off? I am MARRIED MARAHN!
I can answer that.
It is THERE because people, EVEN WOMEN, LIKE that Phil.
We are not all genderless aliens like YOU.
Is DSP fake fanning Bayonetta now while acting like a religious puritan? Didn't this dumb mother fucker get stuck in the tutorial of one of those games?
 
Since that's not in his office (based on the echoes and TV not on that shitty stand), did Phil move his Playstation, or does Kat have hers down there in the living room area and also purchased PS Plus Premium?
Second one, he said some time ago that Kat doesn't have her PS5 in her room anymore and has completely shifted her set up in the living room. Not sure on the specifics as to why she moved it there (and like Phil would explain anything involving Kat anymore) but it's probably due to the fact that she's been cramped up in there on her office chair for so long that she wanted a change in scenery, due to boredom or whatever. Also from memory I believe he also said this when we were putting the pieces together that Kat was most likely unemployed around that time, as Phil had to start closing the door so his voice "wouldn't annoy her".


Edit: For context this clip happened on the 4th of may, said here.
 
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New insta video on his Instagram and Kat literally is silent as a church mouse lmaoooo

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Something about the wall, how oddly textured and lit it is bothered me...I mean the rest. yes phil one NPC physics are broken that must mean the entire game is busted, good thing you didn't by it. infomercial acting "holy shit"

dude is that hard up for validation from randos on the internet on the one day that he has with his loving mute wife to spend time he's on twitter and Instagram then twitter to tell people he posted on instagram.

EDIT - oh right and like a week ago didn't DesperationSydePhil reply to asmongold how grateful he is he gets time to take a day away from social media and spend it with his wife, asmongold didn't ask or apparently care btw.
 
Autism post.
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Dsps home is always a jumble of unorganized cables.

You see the power cable is nailed to the wall properly and thats because he paid a guy to install a T.V mount because hes too inept and wouldve use double sided tape like everything.

Its small tism but he has had a lot of photos of unorganized cables and its just another point on laziness at the simplest things
 
Since that's not in his office (based on the echoes and TV not on that shitty stand), did Phil move his Playstation, or does Kat have hers down there in the living room area and also purchased PS Plus Premium?
wouldn't surprise me if she did, either way, I remember one P.P Burnell once claimed that these consoles were strictly for the business of "making on-demand non-downloadable videos" and that he owned no personal-use electronics. How strange considering that Khat has a profile on his Switch and he has admitted to sharing at least animal crossing with her.
 
Is DSP fake fanning Bayonetta now while acting like a religious puritan? Didn't this dumb mother fucker get stuck in the tutorial of one of those games?
He spent at least 10+ minutes on the tutorial of Bayonetta 1 because he didn't know where to go despite the game showing you the giant and obvious hole which you have to jump through. Then he bitched that the game was cryptic
 
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Dsps home is always a jumble of unorganized cables.

You see the power cable is nailed to the wall properly and thats because he paid a guy to install a T.V mount because hes too inept and wouldve use double sided tape like everything.

Its small tism but he has had a lot of photos of unorganized cables and its just another point on laziness at the simplest things
And cable covers are cheap

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