DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[PieceofShet]

New insta video on his Instagram and Kat literally is silent as a church mouse lmaoooo

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1. DSPs commentary is soo bad, everytime there is a glitch in a game, he has to pop up, make it a big deal so there is something he can talk about.

2. Perfect opportunity to show Kat not fat. We dont even get a behind her head shot like last time. Not even her speaking. She is definetly fat as fuck.

 

[Lady Adjani]

And cable covers are cheap

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Or you drill a hole behind the TV and one at the back of your stand / cabinet, hiding them from sight completely. Home maintenance 101, not surprising Piggy fails at it.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Not sure on the specifics as to why she moved it there

It's closer to the food source, DUH!

 

[EmpGulcasa]

You idiot trolls expect DSP to tidy up his TV cables on his day off? The only time he gets to see his wife? And I know you don't mean he should do it during his 6 day work week because he's a FULL TIME gamer and doesn't have any time for anything on those days besides streaming! Duh! Maybe when you grow up and get married you'll understand expecting people to make smart use of their time is outrageous. Huh huh huh.

 

[Robust User]

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So what DSP? It's a graphical glitch. As long as it isn't a game breaking glitch then who gives a fuck?

 

[Iron Father]

The way Phil, while bills-begging, says "...and ONE meal out a week with my wife because we cook all week" as if it's tantamount to torture will never cease to amaze me.

Cooking and eating meals at home. Y'know, that thing all of us normies do. The filthy unwashed masses.

He even finds a way to slip a luxury into his begging. Completely mask-off too. He just drags his nuts over the faces of his audience and they have no problem with it.

Give him money to treat his fat wife.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

The way Phil, while bills-begging, says "...and ONE meal out a week with my wife because we cook all week" as if it's tantamount to torture will never cease to amaze me.

Cooking and eating meals at home. Y'know, that thing all of us normies do. The filthy unwashed masses.

He even finds a way to slip a luxury into his begging. Completely mask-off too. He just drags his nuts over the faces of his audience and they have no problem with it.

Give him money to treat his fat wife.

I also think its hilarious how much he hid her away because of "the trolls" being mean to her. Now we see why he has good reasons too now. Obviously theres no cooking goin on.

No one has any self control in that home except Jasper. Dude really tight for cash when it's revealed he has a gacha addiction and he keeps wasting money keeping kat fat as fuck. Bunch of greed and gluttony.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

Because he's a fucking sperg and thinks that a marketing slogan should be 100% truthful. By his logic if Taco Bell offered a Mexican burger he'd have a bitchfit since they're using a bun at a place where you're encouraged to "think outside the bun."

'round these parts we call a crow a crow and someone who is upset to the point of ranting about a literal interpretation we call autistic unironically.

 

[Michael Janke]

7 hours of analyzing DSP

 

[SomeBoyo]

Clothes coming off? I am MARRIED MARAHN!

DSP punching air because bayo hit her tips goal.

Second one, he said some time ago that Kat doesn't have her PS5 in her room anymore and has completely shifted her set up in the living room. Not sure on the specifics as to why she moved it there (and like Phil would explain anything involving Kat anymore) but it's probably due to the fact that she's been cramped up in there on her office chair for so long that she wanted a change in scenery, due to boredom or whatever.

true reason (EXPOSED)

Spoiler: Archive

 

[Iron Father]

Here you go:

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It's basically a summary of his life accomplishments.

Late but, my favorite.

 

[sentrandeti]

Since that's not in his office (based on the echoes and TV not on that shitty stand), did Phil move his Playstation, or does Kat have hers down there in the living room area and also purchased PS Plus Premium?

You technically can share 1 ps premium plan as long as his account is on her system she can mooch it from him

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

I must have missed this. One of his mentally damaged fans promised to give him 2000 dollars?



Spending that much time breaking down DSP’s stupidity makes that dude just as big of a loser.

I've listened to Steve and as a Bri'ish man, his voice is a reason and explanation 7 & 1/2 hours is tame compared to the 14 year beggacy and outright buggery Phil is capable of

Not even Secret Limited's or An's top 10 can cover the lore

I like it because it kills time on the road not listening to same old pop songs and shit production on the BBC Radio, it gets depressing being alone for some hours driving alone and clip videos were that enjoyment

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

You technically can share 1 ps premium plan as long as his account is on her system she can mooch it from him

Yeah BUT OBVIOUSLY that's for plebeians, people just peny pinching, living paycheck to paycheck, trying to scrape by and save money and counter inflation you know?

But Phil's too good for that isn't he? He needs all these different subscriptions, online services, premium content whatever to get his daily fix.

From what we know about Phil, his "saving habits" are terrible.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Are you fucking kidding me dude?

 

[Robust User]

Yeah BUT OBVIOUSLY that's for plebeians, people just peny pinching, living paycheck to paycheck, trying to scrape by and save money and counter inflation you know?

But Phil's too good for that isn't he? He needs all these different subscriptions, online services, premium content whatever to get his daily fix.

From what we know about Phil, his "saving habits" are terrible.

Why save money when you can spend it now? Besides, it could be a rainy day and you have to spend that money.

 

[King Nutsack]

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Are you fucking kidding me dude?

lmfao, King of Fake Engagement

first sentence is literally complaining about trolls before he mentions the awful tweet/Instagram post itself. RENT. FREE.

 

[PieceofShet]

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Are you fucking kidding me dude?

When was this posted his time? It was a rhetorical question.

Stop being afraid of trolls, still has his comments disabled. This is straight out begging for engagement.

 

[Dennis Rodman]

Well that’s a totally normal thing to tweet out at 1AM on your precious only day off. It’s even more tone deaf and generally contradictory since he still has his replies disabled.

 

[Sopsy]

It's baffling to me with all this time and effort people put into videos, restreams, tracking his income and spending (which I do appreciate) 95% of the detractor content is either one minute clips or six hour slogfests. Sometimes I finish a game and wonder how DSP fucked it up and look up a TIHYDP, skip 20 minutes of "hello ladies and gentlemen listen to me bullshit about the game", watch for 20 minutes and close the vid. Nobody not aware of his reputation is gonna watch those vids in 2022 where people can hold their breath longer than their attention span.

A smaller cow like KingCobraJFS with a similar stream time/gold dust ratio has content creators that make these 5-10 minute highlight videos, I think a similar approach with DSP would do well. This week on DSP, DSP shits on his wife for 10 minutes, a series where you show his clout chase tweets like the Will Smith one and the one defending gamedevs from the other day and follow it up with clips of him talking about slapping the 11yo and shitting on Druckmann two days after his tweet.

Maybe there are channels like that but they get drowned out from all the other stuff, maybe it's for the best there aren't any for all the thousands more laughing at him there'd be a new dent giving him his disability check.