DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Martys_not_smarty]

Someone should tell him that Subway using the term foot long as a registered trademark and not a literal unit of measurement and that a quarter pounder isn't a quarter pound after it's cooked. Also Jesus guy you know why there are so many Subways around? Because you don't have to cook shit, there's no fryers or heat lamps or grills just a toaster oven, microwave and a open top refrigeration unit.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

This unprompted Subway rant has been going on for 25 minutes now. This is manic behaviour.
At least his chat is entertaining.

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

To correct Phil on a lot of this shit: the reason Subway did well (and was actually profitable) is because of how easy it was to become a franchise owner compared to other fast food companies. They are also still aggressively marketed in South Korea, often hilariously so. So they had a fuckton of locations competing with each other but that meant eventually stores would be shut down. They also don't really treat the franchisees well. Subway as a company does well but individual stores struggle. It's to the point you can open a Subway inside a fucking Walmart.

I know most people aren't too keen on John Oliver but he actually did a full segment on Subway and it's fairly informative.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Why do I get the feeling that this is all some sort of mental torture to break the wills of his paypigs so that they are more suspectible to giving Phil money for his day off?

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

So, why is Phil upset Subway still exist? Because better places that make subs exist and Subway "shouldn't be in business." because their food is shit.

I'm no mature adult like Phil is, nor do I have a business degree, but maybe Subway is still in business because people like them....? That there are people out there that enjoy Subway and they speak with their wallets. Call me crazy...it's almost, as if a business stays in business, people like their services, therefore, they stay open. Shocking, I know.

Sarcasm aside, I've endured a lot of Phil rants during my time laughing at this moron, but Jesus this is throwing shit at the wall and hoping something sticks. It's the ramblings of someone that is fighting a losing battle mentally. However, he wanted this life and he's paying for it. Sucks to suck!

Hi, Phil!

 

[UsedUp]

Again add this to the list of shit that bothers no one but Phil and he feels personally attacked by Subway.

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

Why is he even talking about Subway's menu? And why is he complaining that the meat at a fucking fast food is not fresh meat? He's psychotic right now

Because he's a fucking sperg and thinks that a marketing slogan should be 100% truthful. By his logic if Taco Bell offered a Mexican burger he'd have a bitchfit since they're using a bun at a place where you're encouraged to "think outside the bun."

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Imagine if Burger King’s parent company bought Subway. Phil would legitimately have a stroke.

 

[UsedUp]

And to think these retarded hot takes about Subway, is what some of his wheel chairs love and what they consider DSP being a no nonsense telling it like it is kind of guy, over fucking Subway!

 

[Balr0g]

So, why is Phil upset Subway still exist? Because better places that make subs exist and Subway "shouldn't be in business." because their food is shit.

I'm no mature adult like Phil is, nor do I have a business degree, but maybe Subway is still in business because people like them....? That there are people out there that enjoy Subway and they speak with their wallets. Call me crazy...it's almost, as if a business stays in business, people like their services, therefore, they stay open. Shocking, I know.

Sarcasm aside, I've endured a lot of Phil rants during my time laughing at this moron, but Jesus this is throwing shit at the wall and hoping something sticks. It's the ramblings of someone that is fighting a losing battle mentally. However, he wanted this life and he's paying for it. Sucks to suck!

Hi, Phil!

Boggles the mind why service provider DSP is still in business after going through a scam bankruptcy and keeps making shit content

 

[Jack Scarefani]

Imagine if Burger King’s parent company bought Subway. Phil would legitimately have a stroke.

Almost all fast food businesses have the same dystopain type of design and colors.

The ones situated inside plazas are already bland and identical to one another because those all typically have brick or stone with a single doorway or maybe 2 doors.

Eventually Phil is going to boomer rant about that someday. Promise.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Because he's a fucking sperg and thinks that a marketing slogan should be 100% truthful. By his logic if Taco Bell offered a Mexican burger he'd have a bitchfit since they're using a bun at a place where you're encouraged to "think outside the bun."

which is amazing,

He doesn't understand marketing, advertisement, product photography, demographics and obviously product promotion...has a business degree.

This is why I think he actually believes wrestling is real, not like the stunts they do but the storylines are real, yes vince mcman actually blew up in a limo once...then he got better. I almost have this feeling deep inside he thinks if he goes to japan it's going to be JUST like yakuza but with 11 year old kids running around throwing small animals at each other and a bunch of young adults looking for giant crystals.

 

[Dona Morte]

Nope, it was a pc.
He also wanted a PS4 in the same month but that got debunked cause it made people angry.

He had another fundraiser for a "wide lens camera".
I remember Tevin streams about the topic.

 

[Chernabog3000]

Broke people in places like Arizona debating wether or not to turn the ac on in 115+ degree day cause the energy bill way to high already.

Phil out here "living pay check to paycheck" and "pennypinching". As he cranks up his 2 air conditioners 2 maximum strength to combat the sweltering 80 degree heat in Washington.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

Phil's complaints about these businesses doing the same exact business practices over innovation really reminds me of Phil's own "career".

Phil, it's fast food. It's not gourmet. Something quick and on the go. Plus I doubt your negative view on any fast food business stops you from ordering them on DoorDash.

 

[JimiHendrix]

honestly, with how phil is so addicted to the easy dopamine of eating, think it's a good thing he was too socially awkward to ever get into drugs.

for those here who have gotten high, remember the first time you did it when your pleasure centers in your brain are just exploding?

feel like Phil would've been all over that, like if John Rambo had been a big pot head, feel like we'd have a very different fat boy.

 

[KD6-3.7]

That Subway rant was something else. If anything deserves to be on LSF or the cringe subreddit… This behavior is legit crazy. And this is the kind of behavior you see from people who don’t have any good friends.

If a good friend heard you start ranting like that about fucking Subway, of all things, they would tell you to shut the fuck up, and then laugh at you and call you a fag, and then throw something at you.

 

[Sup3r]

Phil, calling your subscribers your investors isn't going to make your stream a business.

And it sure as hell doesn't remove your responsibility to offer them what you fucking promise. And if they are "investors", then who are his "customers" in his mind?

So, why is Phil upset Subway still exist? Because better places that make subs exist and Subway "shouldn't be in business." because their food is shit.

I'm no mature adult like Phil is, nor do I have a business degree, but maybe Subway is still in business because people like them....? That there are people out there that enjoy Subway and they speak with their wallets. Call me crazy...it's almost, as if a business stays in business, people like their services, therefore, they stay open. Shocking, I know.

Sarcasm aside, I've endured a lot of Phil rants during my time laughing at this moron, but Jesus this is throwing shit at the wall and hoping something sticks. It's the ramblings of someone that is fighting a losing battle mentally. However, he wanted this life and he's paying for it. Sucks to suck!

Hi, Phil!

Thing is, by his own reasoning, he should not be in business because there are so many better streamers out there than him and he's shit at it. His way of thinking is beyond simply retarded or childish at this point, if he were doing anything else he would be in the running for the darwin award. I hope he never gets a real job, I wouldn't want him to have any form of responsibilty for another person's safety.

 

[Ortsnay]

Just replace "subway" with DSP and "changed menu" with trolls and this whole rant makes way more sense.

 

[Jack Scarefani]

Phil literally just hopped around making noises and said that's a good workout that could burn him some calories.

This is what I came for.

Edit: Phil is now reading lines from final fantasy characters in game and he's trying to sound black whenever he reads the niggas lines.

Phil, keep blessing me with this bullshit. Please. You're on a roll.