Interests Chris' current social life

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As @Marvin has pointed out plenty of times, Chris in everyday life is actually pretty boring. Yeah, he has done a bunch of outrageous things since being discovered by the Internet in 2007, but that doesn't mean he's walking around screeching at literally every person he encounters on the street and trying to start unprovoked arguments about MLP and Sonic with people on the street every time he goes out.

The CWCki has painted a somewhat-unrealistic view of Chris. Yes, he's still a fat, autistic manbaby with entitlement issues and a massive victim complex. But he's not a walking time bomb.
 
Asandy31 said:
Although everyone's favorite man-child has been somewhat active on the net lately, he has yet to post anything of real significance about his social life since his lesbian-identified male soul was released from that obese hovel he calls a body. Does anyone have any personal insight into what's happening in the life of America's favorite Lolcow. I know a lot of people are going to tell me "nothing" in a few clever ways, but I am genuinely curious.
I doubt Chris' current "lady friend" could be keeping him this closely guarded.
13-year-old boy who is emotionally disturbed
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He's Amiibos are his friends

His only true friends

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Chris has no social life, he just fucks around all day while shitting his panties. He's chronically depressed and shitposts on fb out of sheer boredom. Sometimes Barb snaps her fingers and he follows whatever orders she gives him, and he makes hideous amiibos sitting on a child's desk. He went to Impulse a few times, but since it didn't bring him any ounce of china, it has most likely lost its appeal.

Roughly 90% of Chris' life is pure autistic nothingness.
 
Asandy31 said:
I am sure that Ruckersville and the surrounding areas have a policy against exercising sound judgement, seeing as Chris' life started as two over the hill rednecks bumping uglies without protection while drunk.
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Bob and Barb didn't live in Ruckersville originally, and Bob and Barb both had careers and even Barb only really became a batty witch after she retired and no longer had a job to occupy herself. While not being able to raise their autistic child very well, Borb were pretty normal citizens in general.
 
Amelia said:
I think anyone having chris as a son would drive you to madness
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Chris wasn't born a hopeless fucktard. He was practically made into one by years of insane coddling and ass-patting. Barb is largely responsible for her current condition.
 
animedad said:
As @MarvinBut he's not a walking time bomb.
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True, but he could still be walking shit bomb. :briefs:

WhatNemesisMeans said:
Chris has no social life, he just fucks around all day while shitting his panties. He's chronically depressed and shitposts on fb out of sheer boredom. Sometimes Barb snaps her fingers and he follows whatever orders she gives him, and he makes hideous amiibos sitting on a child's desk. He went to Impulse a few times, but since it didn't bring him any ounce of china, it has most likely lost its appeal.

Roughly 90% of Chris' life is pure autistic nothingness.
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Makes you wonder if Stinky Winky will start talking to invisible imaginary friends soon.

Naw, that would be too sad.
 
WhatNemesisMeans said:
Chris has no social life, he just fucks around all day while shitting his panties. He's chronically depressed and shitposts on fb out of sheer boredom. Sometimes Barb snaps her fingers and he follows whatever orders she gives him, and he makes hideous amiibos sitting on a child's desk. He went to Impulse a few times, but since it didn't bring him any ounce of china, it has most likely lost its appeal.

Roughly 90% of Chris' life is pure autistic nothingness.
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No, Chris has IRL social interactions. Impulse wasn't the only thing he had. Lots of what Chris does isn't made known to the internet.
 
MediExcalibur2012 said:
He's Amiibos are his friends

His only true friends

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I don't think he cares that much about not having many friends. He's had more than enough interaction with other people over last ten years (most of which he didn't ask for, though).
 
Just because of how Chris is wired going out once in a while to a bar or just wandering around town being around people is plenty social interaction enough.
When Chris used to bitch about being lonely it was because he didn't have a girlfriend or his highschool gap-pals. He wasn't lonely how a normal person would be. So with the recent development of Impulse and just being out and about, he's probably more than satisfied, especially if he's doing more than we regular Kiwi peons know about.
 
Apocalypso said:
Makes you wonder if Stinky Winky will start talking to invisible imaginary friends soon.
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What makes you think he ever stopped?

Dr.Research said:
When Chris used to bitch about being lonely it was because he didn't have a girlfriend or his highschool gap-pals. He wasn't lonely how a normal person would be. So with the recent development of Impulse and just being out and about, he's probably more than satisfied, especially if he's doing more than we regular Kiwi peons know about.
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Maybe he stopped bitching because he finally noticed that no one really gave a damn.
 
You know how every TV show set in a high school opens with that little establishing montage of telegenic teens hanging out on campus? They're perched on a little half-wall in the quad, or chilling by the statue of the school's mascot, which has been decorated for homecoming week. Someone zips by on a skateboard. A girl says something and another girl laughs, but we don't actually hear it because they're just TV extras.

Chris believes this is real. Chris believes this is an accurate summary of the high school experience, and the experience of socialization in general. Chris will dedicate his life to finding this magical place, a land of playful shoving and mid-90s pop hits.

Beyond trolls, beyond boyfriend-free girls, this is his true quest.
 
Handsome Pete said:
You know how every TV show set in a high school opens with that little establishing montage of telegenic teens hanging out on campus? They're perched on a little half-wall in the quad, or chilling by the statue of the school's mascot, which has been decorated for homecoming week. Someone zips by on a skateboard. A girl says something and another girl laughs, but we don't actually hear it because they're just TV extras.

Chris believes this is real. Chris believes this is an accurate summary of the high school experience, and the experience of socialization in general. Chris will dedicate his life to finding this magical place, a land of playful shoving and mid-90s pop hits.

Beyond trolls, beyond boyfriend-free girls, this is his true quest.
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I thought Chris missed high school because that was just an enjoyable part of his life. Gal-pals and so on.
 
Marvin said:
Chris has IRL social interactions. (...)Lots of what Chris does isn't made known to the internet
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inner circle yadda yadda? :\ It's been proven the guy is mostly boring unless he's being provoked or something but why is that little info so protected all the time? Apparently more private things have been confirmed already (and the videos! god, the videos...) but, you know, it seriously doesn't seem as boring as you guys make it sound like... I mean, if it's so hidden, it can't be just because "he's boring IRL". No offense, mind you :) Maybe this just a case of "curiosity killed the cat", I wonder.
 
Handsome Pete said:
You know how every TV show set in a high school opens with that little establishing montage of telegenic teens hanging out on campus? They're perched on a little half-wall in the quad, or chilling by the statue of the school's mascot, which has been decorated for homecoming week. Someone zips by on a skateboard. A girl says something and another girl laughs, but we don't actually hear it because they're just TV extras.

Chris believes this is real. Chris believes this is an accurate summary of the high school experience, and the experience of socialization in general. Chris will dedicate his life to finding this magical place, a land of playful shoving and mid-90s pop hits.
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I'm sure a lot of us thought that was what high school was like when we were 8!
 
WhatNemesisMeans said:
Chris wasn't born a hopeless fucktard. He was practically made into one by years of insane coddling and ass-patting. Barb is largely responsible for her current condition.
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Bob also played a part. Refusing to put him into a special needs school played a huge part in his life.
 
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