The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt - Ethan Ralph is on the run like a greased pig telling everyone they will never find him. Inevitably, they will. Post clues and speculation here.

[stalkerchild]

It costs money to market a house and for every day it isn’t rented. No landlord will let someone out of a lease even if they could potentially make more money reletting it because they can already bank on the money from the contract signed for 0 additional effort.

Agreed that it costs money to rent a place.

But I dont agree that you can just bank on the money from the contract for 0 effort.

If he breaks the lease, I need to pay my lawyer to file the proper paperwork, I have to deal with whatever belongings he left (cant just throw them away in most states until a waiting period has expired) and then I actually have to try to collect the money owed via collections. From a youtuber, so I am not even sure how wage garnishment would or could work.

OR

I can offer him a place for less money making, it more likely I will get some of the money he was going to owe and I can rent/sell the old place. The cost to market and time unoccupied could still be paid by the Ralph as part of a new agreement for the new rental.

In the current market, probably looking at 2 months before fully rented and occupied. So 2 months rent + marketing vs lawyer fee/collection costs.

Plan A would be to offer another rental
Plan B would be legal

 

[TypicalJuly2022Acct]

Worry not, raphafans. As long as he's in hiding, the content continues to incubate.

Fact is that no one as without agency as Ralph does something as laborious as moving unless something or someone forced his hand. This will be more interesting than where he ends up. When his disgusting form resurfaces, it will come with at least one bombshell followed by a whole lotta pig rage and IT'S NAWT TRUUU.

Regarding credit checks, etc., a lot of landlords, particularly slumlords(whom ralph would most likely be interacting with), are happy to overlook personal history with cash in hand. In fact, many can't even be bothered with checking on a lessee.

Since wild theories are popular now, I offer an alternative: Ralph moved near daddy Jim to carry out a Misery-esque forcing of Jim back onto the Killstream.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Worry not, raphafans. As long as he's in hiding, the content continues to incubate.

Combine that with Kino Casino and Flam imploding at the same time and his Ralphamale energy will be at an all time high!

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Agreed that it costs money to rent a place.

But I dont agree that you can just bank on the money from the contract for 0 effort.

If he breaks the lease, I need to pay my lawyer to file the proper paperwork, I have to deal with whatever belongings he left (cant just throw them away in most states until a waiting period has expired) and then I actually have to try to collect the money owed via collections. From a youtuber, so I am not even sure how wage garnishment would or could work.

OR

I can offer him a place for less money making, it more likely I will get some of the money he was going to owe and I can rent/sell the old place. The cost to market and time unoccupied could still be paid by the Ralph as part of a new agreement for the new rental.

In the current market, probably looking at 2 months before fully rented and occupied. So 2 months rent + marketing vs lawyer fee/collection costs.

Plan A would be to offer another rental
Plan B would be legal

You make good points. Also Ralph is regarded enough that he probably agreed to a deal where he got totally buttfucked.

 

[Got Milk!]

You make good points. Also Ralph is regarded enough that he probably agreed to a deal where he got totally buttfucked.

So you're saying it's $100/month then doubles every month for 12 months? $100 sounds good to me.

-Ralph

 

[AltisticRight]

So you're saying it's $100/month then doubles every month for 12 months? $100 sounds good to me.

-Ralph

So an average of $34125 a month in rent?
Sounds about right for someone like the Ralphamale.

 

[Christorian X]

While I think some definite headway has been made, I think its reasonable we consider a few other options. Outside of a property between West Memphis and Nashville, the next most likely possibilities are:

Florida: Within a 2ish hour radius of Tampa
If this is the case, it is most likely that he secured a lease through someone else in Cozy/AF or the entities themselves. Its possible he's sharing a space with someone else.

Virginia: Within 100 miles of Richmond
The lease breaking just after a potential resigning is a much larger deal than people may realize. You don't do that without a major financial penalty at the very least. It's possible Ralph negotiated with the owners to move to a different property which they own and sign a new lease at that location to save himself the minimally thousands of dollars lease breaking penalty.

I will add these to the OP when I have a free moment.

Outside of this, there are a few things we also need to factor into this whole equation:

1. Ralph and May's relationship - While there is no definitive proof as to whether they are still in a solid relationship or have been broken up, Ralph's response to @Alinktothefacts as well as the fact that May is in Rochester at least since at least July 4th gives us some things to work with. If Ralph broke the lease in June, They would have had to have been out by July 1 which means Ralph saying he needs to go back and forth a few times to get things makes little sense. If the lease ended at the end of July, why wouldn't May be in the Richmond house packing everything for the move?
   
   
2. Ralph's Responses to People - Up until a few weeks of the Portugal trip, Ralph was still screaming at random people on the internet to come to his house and fight him. He was challenging literal randos even after all the swattings to come to his house. Upon his return from Portugal, it seems like that isn't the case anymore.
   
   
3. Ralph and the Law: He's claiming he will never be found and is extremely loud and responsive about never giving his information to the courts. He has gotten to the point of even saying he would lose his son over give info to the courts. Consequently he is 7 weeks overdue as to when his lawyer told the court he would have his finances submitted. There are also many potential issues hanging in the air that the VA DDA may be looking to investigate regarding him. Regardless of people's feelings on Daiymo and the journal being a varying level of gayop, the fact remains Ralph moving just as this occurred is interesting. The swattings, Alice, and other unknown possible allegations floating out there all could be weighing on his decisions.

 

[Got Milk!]

So an average of $34125 a month in rent?
Sounds about right for someone like the Ralphamale.

Highest rent in the sektur from top on down! I bet Metacare and Josh Moon don't even pay $17k a month in rent combined and I'm more than double that. Fucking losers.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

While I think some definite headway has been made, I think its reasonable we consider a few other options. Outside of a property between West Memphis and Nashville, the next most likely possibilities are:

Florida: Within a 2ish hour radius of Tampa
If this is the case, it is most likely that he secured a lease through someone else in Cozy/AF or the entities themselves. Its possible he's sharing a space with someone else.

Virginia: Within 100 miles of Richmond
The lease breaking just after a potential resigning is a much larger deal than people may realize. You don't do that without a major financial penalty at the very least. It's possible Ralph negotiated with the owners to move to a different property which they own and sign a new lease at that location to save himself the minimally thousands of dollars lease breaking penalty.

I will add these to the OP when I have a free moment.

Outside of this, there are a few things we also need to factor into this whole equation:

1. Ralph and May's relationship - While there is no definitive proof as to whether they are still in a solid relationship or have been broken up, Ralph's response to @Alinktothefacts as well as the fact that May is in Rochester at least since at least July 4th gives us some things to work with. If Ralph broke the lease in June, They would have had to have been out by July 1 which means Ralph saying he needs to go back and forth a few times to get things makes little sense. If the lease ended at the end of July, why wouldn't May be in the Richmond house packing everything for the move?
   
   
2. Ralph's Responses to People - Up until a few weeks of the Portugal trip, Ralph was still screaming at random people on the internet to come to his house and fight him. He was challenging literal randos even after all the swattings to come to his house. Upon his return from Portugal, it seems like that isn't the case anymore.
   
   
3. Ralph and the Law: He's claiming he will never be found and is extremely loud and responsive about never giving his information to the courts. He has gotten to the point of even saying he would lose his son over give info to the courts. Consequently he is 7 weeks overdue as to when his lawyer told the court he would have his finances submitted. There are also many potential issues hanging in the air that the VA DDA may be looking to investigate regarding him. Regardless of people's feelings on Daiymo and the journal being a varying level of gayop, the fact remains Ralph moving just as this occurred is interesting. The swattings, Alice, and other unknown possible allegations floating out there all could be weighing on his decisions.

Ralph has finally given up the very short-lived family man facade and fully embraced the dead beat dad within. Actually having one of his bastards and baby mama in the same house for a few weeks convinced him the endeavor was futile and now hiding from raising his children, child support payments and student loan debts is the only true path for the Ralphamale.

Ralphamale is a rolling stone, where ever he lays his head is home.

 

[Titanium Vagina]

Hey Christorian,

Nicely done post. Seriously. But I have one question about the map: any reason in particular why WV is less likely than others? From what I understand it's much cheaper and its close by. I don't know Ralph lore well so if there was something that he said that makes WV unlikely, apologies.

I'm a semi normal person and we moved the family like 30 miles across a state line just to cut our mortgage a significant amount. I wasn't working much at the time and still needed to keep up a drug habit.

 

[Robust User]

Are we roasting some pork finally?

 

[stalkerchild]

I can't seem to attach any images ATM but did his property tax deliquincy already get posted somewhere I can't find?

I found a public record for Crittenden Tax Collector which covers West Memphis showing him owing $881.61 for 2021 taxes.

The record has 2 addresses. 320 W Danner west Memphis and 532 Lois Marie CV

Edit of link

Just search for him

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Hey Christorian,

Nicely done post. Seriously. But I have one question about the map: any reason in particular why WV is less likely than others? From what I understand it's much cheaper and its close by. I don't know Ralph lore well so if there was something that he said that makes WV unlikely, apologies.

I'm a semi normal person and we moved the family like 30 miles across a state line just to cut our mortgage a significant amount. I wasn't working much at the time and still needed to keep up a drug habit.

It is possible but the areas of WV that would be cheaper for him are several 3-4 hours from Richmond. The areas of WV in the eastern panhandle that are “closer” to DC are mostly out of Gunt’s price range. (Charlestown, Harper’s Ferry, etc..). But places like Martinsburg, WV and some other areas that border Va would be cheaper for Gunt but put him a couple hundred miles away from Richmond.

I think WV is a very good possibility if he actually left the state of Virginia. Sisco is in WV and I could see him helping him to find a cheap place there.

Isn’t the Tard Fest Sisco is having in Romney, WV? They must know some guy with property wiling to host these idiots for free. Maybe he’s got some empty houses. Ralph might have gone somewhere in that vicinity but it’s truly in the middle of nowhere, but otoh would be cheap as shit and I doubt any landlords ask many questions.

 

[NicoFountaine]

It's possible that he is in a place with old electrical, but newer AC, though? But definitely people who can stomach his show should listen for AC, fan, heater sounds, etc. Those can give some clues.

Unlikely, people nowadays in hot areas use mini splits because it's cheaper to cool down a single room than the entire house. So generally when installing those minisplits they are either 220VAC, (the breaker's in Ralph room seem to be double pole breakers, I missed the discussion on those but they look like double pole 60 Amps) so a shorted minisplit connected to one of those wouldn't pop it. When people move minisplits they generally also change the breaker box as a safety measure.

Heat: Ralph has lived in Arkansas and Virginia, both of which are hot and humid for 4-5 months every year. Not Gulf of Mexico humid, but pretty damn bad. Ralph knows nothing but brutal summers and sweaty, stinky clothes. I've never heard any of his alogs who knew him in real life describe his smell, but it must be unbearable? If I was him, I'd head for Montana or other cool clime. But I'm not a Ralphamale KANG like him. He's smarter than any heat and humidity, WHOOORRRES!

The Mexican North West and South East are on a completely different level. We are talking about 115+ °F on a good day. At least the Sonoran desert is dry, but Yucatan has high humidity on Top of that; Arkansas and Virginia have got nothing on that. A region of Mexico with bearable temperatures for someone like Ralph would be central Mexico.

 

[Christorian X]

Hey Christorian,

Nicely done post. Seriously. But I have one question about the map: any reason in particular why WV is less likely than others? From what I understand it's much cheaper and its close by. I don't know Ralph lore well so if there was something that he said that makes WV unlikely, apologies.

I'm a semi normal person and we moved the family like 30 miles across a state line just to cut our mortgage a significant amount. I wasn't working much at the time and still needed to keep up a drug habit.

So a few factors went into all this:

1) Arkansas, Tennessee both have direct family contacts for him,
2) Florida has Baked, Dalton and Nick all moving or have moved there
3) VA for obvious reasons
4) The Carolinas are also within driving distance and offer decently large urban areas. Ralph hiding in rural areas is very unlikely due to his dependence on delivery services, late night alcohol, drugs, gambling and whores.

The states in the next likely category:

1) 4) MD has DC and the area between Baltimore and DC is pretty redneck in areas, also a lot of the far-right/extreme right redneck sector on the east coast actually exists on MD's east coast and through his contacts may have found an under the table deal.
2) NY and PA have family related to May
3) GA is less likely than SC or FL only do to the fact that if he's going to go that far south it doesn't make sense why he just doesn't go within easy driving distance of the Cozy people.

Anything that would be likely after that was in the next category. Texas as he seems to love it, and IL because of the Nick connection. The rest due to his proximity and personal habits/interests/culture.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

So a few factors went into all this:

1) Arkansas, Tennessee both have direct family contacts for him,
2) Florida has Baked, Dalton and Nick all moving or have moved there
3) VA for obvious reasons
4) The Carolinas are also within driving distance and offer decently large urban areas. Ralph hiding in rural areas is very unlikely due to his dependence on delivery services, late night alcohol, drugs, gambling and whores.

The states in the next likely category:

1) 4) MD has DC and the area between Baltimore and DC is pretty redneck in areas, also a lot of the far-right/extreme right redneck sector on the east coast actually exists on MD's east coast and through his contacts may have found an under the table deal.
2) NY and PA have family related to May
3) GA is less likely than SC or FL only do to the fact that if he's going to go that far south it doesn't make sense why he just doesn't go within easy driving distance of the Cozy people.

Anything that would be likely after that was in the next category. Texas as he seems to love it, and IL because of the Nick connection. The rest due to his proximity and personal habits/interests/culture.

You seem to be under the impression that the few cozy or “e-friends” Ralph has, or even family, would want Gunt nearby or would willing to assist him. I don’t believe that.

I think Gunt would get the ghosted and cold shouldered by anyone he talked to about “moving nearby” except maybe Sisco or maybe some sad KS fans.

Like seriously having Gunt nearby means you’d possibly have to interact with him somewhat regularly and he’d want to “party” and nobody wants that shit. Dick wasn’t offering his couch at the Barbie mansion that’s for sure.

Ralph is a guy that is tolerated for short periods to “make content”, nobody would want to be his neighbor.

The most important factors for Gunt are the rent is cheap and they will let him move in.

 

[Christorian X]

You seem to be under the impression that the few cozy or “e-friends” Ralph has, or even family, would want Gunt nearby or would willing to assist him. I don’t believe that.

I think Gunt would get the ghosted and cold shouldered by anyone he talked to about “moving nearby” except maybe Sisco or maybe some sad KS fans.

Like seriously having Gunt nearby means you’d possibly have to interact with him somewhat regularly and he’d want to “party” and nobody wants that shit. Dick wasn’t offering his couch at the Barbie mansion that’s for sure.

Ralph is a guy that is tolerated for short periods to “make content”, nobody would want to be his neighbor.

The most important factors for Gunt are the rent is cheap and they will let him move in.

I don't disagree with anything you on anything you said.

What I would offer is that right now Baked is facing jailtime, Nick's future is very much up in the air depending on what happens in the next 6 months and likely has a lot of federal eyes on him. I could easily see Baked/Nick et all cutting a deal with Ralph that if he helps cover for them or run some things through his name, etc that they'd sign a lease for him.

 

[heathercho]

You seem to be under the impression that the few cozy or “e-friends” Ralph has, or even family, would want Gunt nearby or would willing to assist him. I don’t believe that.

I think Gunt would get the ghosted and cold shouldered by anyone he talked to about “moving nearby” except maybe Sisco or maybe some sad KS fans.

Like seriously having Gunt nearby means you’d possibly have to interact with him somewhat regularly and he’d want to “party” and nobody wants that shit. Dick wasn’t offering his couch at the Barbie mansion that’s for sure.

Ralph is a guy that is tolerated for short periods to “make content”, nobody would want to be his neighbor.

The most important factors for Gunt are the rent is cheap and they will let him move in.

Yeah, I can't see anyone helping or tolerating Gunt outside of his Ralph family or maybe the old landlord.

I also can't see him moving overly far. Nor to anywhere that isn't dirt cheap.
If May is no longer living with him, then in order for him to keep up his Don di Guntti lifestyle of eating, travelling, smoking cigars and gambling, he's going to need somewhere that is uncomplicated, dirt fucking cheap or free.

Uncomplicated, because he doesn't have the horse to take care of his shit whilst he's gone. Nothing too unfamiliar either, because if May isn't there, then this is the first time he's truthfully lived alone.
A lot of people like him (retards) who are living alone, usually only do so in a parasitic way - they'll have family or SOMEONE to rely upon to help them in the background, even if they don't credit them for it.

Not to mention he's a highly spiteful, beady-eyed, sneaky, nasty little pig naturally, so if he's somewhere by himself, he's going to be bleeding SOMEONE bone dry.

He's also awfully sweaty and greasy in his streams atm. If he was in dry air heat, it'd wick away all the pig sweat, so it'd be safe to assume he's in his natural habitat of moist swamplands.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

etc long drives like that take it out of you, you have to stop and walk around for a while to get the circulation back and restore your concentration which goes numb after hours and hours of just road.

Nigger Please.
I drive 4-600 miles a day, everyday. Hell, Reethan already got the body of a trucker.