The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

tl;dr: In that 'drill' - aka walk and shoot - you are depending on your superior firepower and body armor to allow you Terminator an enemy into abandoning their position and running away, and if they don't - shooting them in cover.

Maybe they're used to elegant weapons for a more civilized age:

Bleeding edge WW1 assault tactics.

 

[Ghostse]

Maybe they're used to elegant weapons for a more civilized age:

Bleeding edge WW1 assault tactics.

God dammit the BAR is such a sexy fucking gun.

 

[Sneed Weed]

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He'll be back. I'm sure its the thing where Twitter makes you delete the offending tweets before giving your account back.

9 out of 10 times their twitter is perma-nuked at this point. If they had a temp suspension you'd still be able to see their tweets and profile pic, they just wouldn't be able to post for whatever amount of time.

Then again we live in the age of Troon where people like Keffals can get their twitter suspension reversed if they cry hard enough and to the right people so it honestly wouldn't surprise anyone at this point if Jen got it back

 

[AnOminous]

With both the sheep and alpaca the tranchers are regularly unable to identify the mothers of the newborns and have never mentioned planned breedings, pregnancies just happen whenever the animals manage to break their shitty plastic square picket fencing and fuck.

Not just that, but they have a seriously fucked up, nearly sadistic habit of almost instantly separating newborns from mothers anyway, more or less guaranteeing there won't be any parental bonding and without intense care by humans, they'll probably die.

Seen any juveniles? I hate watching these things.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Not just that, but they have a seriously fucked up, nearly sadistic habit of almost instantly separating newborns from mothers anyway, more or less guaranteeing there won't be any parental bonding and without intense care by humans, they'll probably die.

No, no, once they take them away from their transphobic mama alpacas, the crias will be safe in the arms of their glitter family.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

An ex-military troon was confused about what the Tranchers were trying to accomplish with their tacticool LARPing. Here's Josie's response (cope):
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And a reminder that THIS is the video he was talking about:
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I recognize all these words. I recognize the military jargon usage of them. I have no idea what these tweets are supposed to be saying. I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt that these are legitimate exercises they're replicating. What does any of it have to do with the fact they have to basically defend a single structure from an assault across No Trans Land? When Earl comes busting through laying on the horns of his nine APCs are they seriously going to walk out the door at this pace firing like this at them? Even Kevin who's never in any of these videos practicing?

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Dung eater posted this

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

Dung eater posted this
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You could say that she's a Thorne in your side?

 

[Miss Misery]

Dung eater posted this
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LOL that's about this troon: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/thorne-melcher-horny-thorney-existentialenso.36006/

 

[KiwiFuzz]

"She's an abusive cunt, who got mad she couldn't be a part of the ranch and now is prepping to launch alpaca pedo jpegs in our name."

 

[Octavia]

Phil should be ashamed, any range sergeant should be yelling at them to keep at least 5 meters separation in case haji has a grenade.

Of course they're not going to keep the minimum explosive separation, they'd welcome the cultural enrichment package. Look, it's even conveniently thrown at their feet!
Come on, you know at least one of them would be into that.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Dung eater posted this
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Who uses the word "fraudster" genuinely?

 

[kaien]

If Thorney really does put out an NFT drop purely for the sake of aggravating the tranchers, I will take back maybe one and a half of the mean things I have said about him.

Additional: Shitmouth appears to be tweeting again under an old account that he used to use for posting porn fic and simping for camwhores and so forth. His disposition remains as sunny as ever.


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[Big Rig 81]

Who uses the word "fraudster" genuinely?

Autists.

 

[Particle Bored]

I've located footage of one of the drills that helped them pinpoint a "weak spot" in their "execution of gear." It looks like this exercise included Jen and some other field troons. I believe it also explains why they prefer an upright assault to belly crawl or buddy rush.

 

[Amphotericin B]

What’s the chance CVS’s hate crime was allowing a competent, conventionally attractive woman to work in their store? I say 95%.

 

[Apotheosis of the Liver]

I know with a scaled down cast each member gets more attention, but I'm shocked by how unhinged Jen has gotten lately. I remember back in the early days when Jen was basically just a ghost, who we assumed sat at a computer all day and kicked back some rent money.

 

[retard strength]

Yeah I remember thinking Jarod was going to be the unhinged mass shooter type but it seems like his time at the faggot dude ranch has done him some good. Taking up some hobbies (no matter how bad he is at them) possibly mellowing his fedposting a bit? Meanwhile Michealjen has gone full retard.

 

[Amphotericin B]

A new baby alpaca was born. If they keep letting the breed ad lib they’re going have to rename the place the “Hapsburg Unicorn Ranch”. These men don’t realize how much creepier the heart emojis make them look.



Penny pretends to have friends because he doesn’t want to admit he’s participating in capitalism. Possibly under the table capitalism, the most gloriously capitalistic of all.



Mr. Anarchy stuck it to the man and purchased hair bleach produced by an evil corporation in hopes of achieving blond hair. Some say the promotion of Aryan Eurocentric beauty standards is rooted in white supremacy, not very by-pea-oh-sea solidarity of him. I give this look one out of five sieg heils, needs toner.

 

[CIS White Droid]

Mr. Anarchy stuck it to the man and purchased hair bleach produced by an evil corporation in hopes of achieving blond hair. Some say the promotion of Aryan Eurocentric beauty standards is rooted in white supremacy, not very by-pea-oh-sea solidarity of him. I give this look one out of five sieg heils, needs toner.

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Ah yes the glorious anarchistic principle of accepting government aid.

The tranch is on three separate levels of larp: larping as women, larping as competent gunfighters and larping as anarchists.