Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Kosher Salt]

I'm not too familiar with the youtube business model so I was hoping someone could clear this up for me: Does everyone on youtube with a decent amount of subs just start a merch store even though they don't expect many sales?

This type of merch is print-on-demand. There's no investment, the creator just has to upload a JPEG and tell people to go buy it. They get a very small cut of the sale, but it doesn't cost them anything up front. It's an easy way to make a couple bucks, but nobody's really making much money on it unless they're making huge numbers.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

I'm not too familiar with the youtube business model so I was hoping someone could clear this up for me: Does everyone on youtube with a decent amount of subs just start a merch store even though they don't expect many sales? I know the big youtubers probably rake in like millions but low to intermediate-level youtubers... is it just like extra cash for them ? I guess the reason I'm asking is this because I don't know why Jagoff has a merch store. Like there is no way he sold anything this year...maybe a relative or some same church-goer bought something but I just don't see any market for the shit he is putting up and I assume you have to invest some money into even having merch designed.

Maybe I'm thinking too much into this and the simple real explanation is that strokebrain works in mysterious and disastrous ways.

I doubt Jack's actually making the merch. He's probably an affiliate of a site that puts pictures on shirts, mugs, etc.

Though I don't doubt he's his own biggest customer and most likely the only person that has bought anything.

ETA since I was Ninja'd - @Phil Ken Sebben, that's not a southern thing. I live in the north and there are definitely divisions between Catholics, Lutherans, Protestants,etc, with each of them believing they are reading the bible the "right" way.

 

[AnOminous]

It's only HIS version of BBQ that matters meaning lots of beef. And whenever he discovers a new method of making it does he always say that he's been doing it for the longest time only he's never shown it.

God forbid this moron ever encounters Alabama white sauce barbecue.

 

[Joe Mayo]

God forbid this moron ever encounters Alabama white sauce barbecue.

Considering Jack's love of mayonnaise, he'd probably go crazy over it.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Considering Jack's love of mayonnaise, he'd probably go crazy over it.

Probably close enough to what comes out of the other meat he wants to put in his mouth, too!

 

[Joe Mayo]

Probably close enough to what comes out of the other meat he wants to put in his mouth, too!

"MMMM. IT'S RLY GUD GAIZ."

 

[Neko GF]

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HOPE is making some very distressing sounds here. She must be terrified of Jack raising his voice, for some reason…

 

[Joycondrift]

My dude is incapable of cooking beef ribs properly.

Jesus christ man. They're not cooked right. You shouldnt have to gnash and tear and pull meat from the bone. You should know this.

 

[Aaway]

God forbid this moron ever encounters Alabama white sauce barbecue.

he already has

 

[captkrisma]

What fucking company waits 8 months to provide affiliate product? Stop fucking lying Jack, those aren't samples those are things you purchased using your wife's credit cards.

 

[EvilDroid64]

What fucking company waits 8 months to provide affiliate product? Stop fucking lying Jack, those aren't samples those are things you purchased using your wife's credit cards.

Another example of something being "sent to the show" because he added it to his cart on the website and proceeded through the checkout process with Big T's credit card.

 

[AnOminous]

HOPE is making some very distressing sounds here. She must be terrified of Jack raising his voice, for some reason…

I wonder if he tried to strangle her like he did his son.

 

[thedingledongle]

Jesus Christ, those ribs are raw

 

[Joe Mayo]

Another example of something being "sent to the show" because he added it to his cart on the website and proceeded through the checkout process with Big T's credit card.

Has Jack ever actually been sent anything?

 

[John Carmack]

Watching him struggle to bite through those ribs looked the practical effects of zombies eating flesh in the 1978 Dawn of the Dead.

 

[Aunt Myrna]

It's hard to look good eating on camera. It's impossible when your mug is this ugly and your meat is this raw.

 

[pheight]

What fucking company waits 8 months to provide affiliate product? Stop fucking lying Jack, those aren't samples those are things you purchased using your wife's credit cards.

Looks like good old Jacky boy screwed up.

Now he claims he picked them up at the butcher block in Las Vegas

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Good ole retard jack and his rare beef ribs

Thinks just because you can do one cut of beef rare you should do all cuts of beef rare

 

[Aaway]

Has Jack ever actually been sent anything?

cease/desists and lawsuit summons