The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt - Ethan Ralph is on the run like a greased pig telling everyone they will never find him. Inevitably, they will. Post clues and speculation here.

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
Status
Not open for further replies.
Does anyone have the lore about the hammer or this photo? I can't imaging Ralph would upload this photo himself. Has Ralph ever addressed it? I'm really interested in the backstory.
He comes from a family of absolute sidewalk dog shit on your shoe. Someone most likely got drunk and pilled up on hillbilly heroin and smashed a hole in the wall with the hammer in an inbred rage fit equivalent to tubso here hollerin so hard he forgot where he was.
 
hey what if we just do something like this but believable?
lostretard.png
Does anyone have the lore about the hammer or this photo? I can't imaging Ralph would upload this photo himself. Has Ralph ever addressed it? I'm really interested in the backstory.
i think ralph said it was construction related? or that someone accidentally knocked a hole in the wall, personally i like to think ronnie just tossed hammers whenever he was drunk and ethan was being an annoying little cunt
 
From the Killstream w/ Mark Collet just now, Ethan said he had to run downstairs to receive a grocery delivery.

If true: 1.5/2 story home close enough to civilization for grocery delivery.

Edit: or 2nd floor or higher apartment
You can get grocery delivery any place there is a grocery store nowadays. We stayed at a mountain cabin last year and we’re shocked to find we could have groceries delivered thanks to King Soopers in the nearest town.

Gunt called it groceries but I’d bet it was just ubereats or his BK dinner. Why would he pay extra to have groceries delivered? What’s that pick-up truck for if he can’t drive to the fucking store. May is not there and Gunt doesn’t cook, so I can’t see him needing groceries delivered but he definitely needs hit deep fried food delivered.

Getting shit delivered is another indicator May is gone since it was her job to fetch his food while he sat on his ass begging for donos.

It would be great if he’s getting it delivered thanks to the truck getting repo’ed. Gunt’s life turning into a country western song….losing his girlfriend, his kid, his truck and his dog. Maybe he managed to keep the dog and cats but after Gunt and Meigh left the crack shack for a week plus before moving I fear for the pets survival.
 
You can get grocery delivery any place there is a grocery store nowadays. We stayed at a mountain cabin last year and we’re shocked to find we could have groceries delivered thanks to King Soopers in the nearest town.

Gunt called it groceries but I’d bet it was just ubereats or his BK dinner. Why would he pay extra to have groceries delivered? What’s that pick-up truck for if he can’t drive to the fucking store. May is not there and Gunt doesn’t cook, so I can’t see him needing groceries delivered but he definitely needs hit deep fried food delivered.

Getting shit delivered is another indicator May is gone since it was her job to fetch his food while he sat on his ass begging for donos.

It would be great if he’s getting it delivered thanks to the truck getting repo’ed. Gunt’s life turning into a country western song….losing his girlfriend, his kid, his truck and his dog. Maybe he managed to keep the dog and cats but after Gunt and Meigh left the crack shack for a week plus before moving I fear for the pets survival.
speaking of has ralph even bothered to hollar about meigh leaving this time being fanfic? that is a good point btw i forgot gunt wants us to think he doesnt like shit because he thinks thats something not obvious as his jowls grow each day measurably.
 
speaking of has ralph even bothered to hollar about meigh leaving this time being fanfic? that is a good point btw i forgot gunt wants us to think he doesnt like shit because he thinks thats something not obvious as his jowls grow each day measurably.
Someone on the Pantsu account on random occasions says high in his Cozy chat. Random shit like "hi" or "i like being Ethan's Assistant!" and her twitter account retweets his crap, thats all we have seen or heard other than the "article" he clearly wrote under her name on his site.
 
I would absolutely love it if everybody stopped talking about shit openly and smartening Ralph up on what he needs to do to keep his opsec pure if they actually want to find his address.

But since we're all going to be faggots and smarten Ralph the fuck up, just wait until Ralph goes to DC and one of you local fags can fucking tail him home, even better if you have, I don't even fucking know why I'm about to be suggesting this considering where I'm posting, friends IRL who can tail him in other cars in case the fat fuck actually knows how to pick up a tail.

This is/was the best way to do it, and knowing that he has local alogs I don't know how the fuck it didn't happen already to be honest.
 
Gunt called it groceries but I’d bet it was just ubereats or his BK dinner. Why would he pay extra to have groceries delivered?
I agree that gunt has little use for groceries, but he has been known to have alcohol delivered while streaming (Healstream, probably others during 2018 ).

So he probably ordered some Makers Mark, Coke, and Doritos.
 
Someone on the Pantsu account on random occasions says high in his Cozy chat. Random shit like "hi" or "i like being Ethan's Assistant!" and her twitter account retweets his crap, thats all we have seen or heard other than the "article" he clearly wrote under her name on his site.
well shit if he isnt hollarin i can only assume the pedo horse finally got tired of his shit and somehow didnt try and suck up to kf for clout? perfect!
 
hey what if we just do something like this but believable?
View attachment 3495500

i think ralph said it was construction related? or that someone accidentally knocked a hole in the wall, personally i like to think ronnie just tossed hammers whenever he was drunk and ethan was being an annoying little cunt
You could throw a hammer full force at a wall and it wouldn't make a hole like that.
 
I would absolutely love it if everybody stopped talking about shit openly and smartening Ralph up on what he needs to do to keep his opsec pure if they actually want to find his address.

But since we're all going to be faggots and smarten Ralph the fuck up, just wait until Ralph goes to DC and one of you local fags can fucking tail him home, even better if you have, I don't even fucking know why I'm about to be suggesting this considering where I'm posting, friends IRL who can tail him in other cars in case the fat fuck actually knows how to pick up a tail.

This is/was the best way to do it, and knowing that he has local alogs I don't know how the fuck it didn't happen already to be honest.
That's too much work I just wanna examine light switches in peace so shut the fuck up
 
You could throw a hammer full force at a wall and it wouldn't make a hole like that.
but what if your 'son' is being a complete and just total bitch and dishonoring the ralphamale legacy? are you telling me if your son was ethan ralph you wouldnt easily disintegrate pillars with the hammers youd be throwing to pop his bitch ass grape shaped head?
 
but what if your 'son' is being a complete and just total bitch and dishonoring the ralphamale legacy? are you telling me if your son was ethan ralph you wouldnt easily disintegrate pillars with the hammers youd be throwing to pop his bitch ass grape shaped head?
Ralph has been such a lard ass his whole life that if you were trying to peg him with a hammer, there wouldn't be a single hole in your wall. IDC how drunk ya are.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back