Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Joe Mayo]

Jack rockin' that DreamWorks face.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Yet another video where Jack isn’t wearing his new merch.

 

[AnOminous]

It's hard to look good eating on camera.

But not impossible.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

It's hard to look good eating on camera. It's impossible when your mug is this ugly and your meat is this raw.
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wow The crunching sounds as he tears into that...this guy is one sick unit.

What fucking company waits 8 months to provide affiliate product? Stop fucking lying Jack, those aren't samples those are things you purchased using your wife's credit cards.

This guy averages like 3-5k views on his videos (most of them ironic viewers) and if you google his name one of the first 3 results is "Jack Scalfani's atrocious behavior". He is pretty much radioactive from a social media marketing standpoint.

 

[That Damned Tiger]

Excuse my apprentice-level photoshop skills. I do not have a $3000+ macbook.

Still more effort than what Jack puts into anything.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

>Rub with love
Jack is so deep in the closet he's finding Nick Fuentes' cum stains.

HOPE is making some very distressing sounds here. She must be terrified of Jack raising his voice, for some reason…

I hate to throw out abuse accusations too freely, some puppies are just really fucking noisy. But the look on his face and the tone in his voice when talking to Hope really creeps me out, and it's been consistent for months now. It's the same sort of vibe you get when you see an abuser get mad at their partner in public, but they're trying to keep it cool till they're in private.


That is not the look of someone amused by their puppies antics.

 

[Lenzperkins]

It's hard to look good eating on camera. It's impossible when your mug is this ugly and your meat is this raw.
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Does he even chew? Fucking animal.

 

[AnOminous]

Does he even chew? Fucking animal.

Imagine thinking that's something to air when your sole claim to fame is being the stroked-out idiot so stupid he hasn't learned how to cook meat until it's done in over a decade as a "professional."

 

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He says its perfectly cooked while he struggles to bite the meat off of the bone. I'm guessing since we hear the doorbell he was in a rush to finish so he didn't cook the ribs completely.

 

[Jack of the Lantern]

Fat Jack dreams of being able to throttle his son with both arms.

 

[TurdFondler]

Because a meat based diet makes you strong and healthy like Jack.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Fat Jack dreams of being able to throttle his son with both arms.

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He’s a dumb ass. Over consumption of meat is horrible for your health. Look at jack. That’s a body of a guy who eats nothing but fatty meat. He’s just salty that most vegetarians don’t have stroke arms.

 

[Joe Mayo]

wow The crunching sounds as he tears into that...this guy is one sick unit.

This is what Jack looks like when he eats on camera.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Fat Jack dreams of being able to throttle his son with both arms.

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Yes it's all the evul corporations that are doing this. Except Mushbrain is supposed to be a capitalist so corporations are good and nobody is holding a gun to your head forcing you to eat healthy.

Also consider the source. Jagoff's brother who is an avowed carnivore. I guess this is one aspect of life they can both agree on namely Meat GOOD! Vegetables BAD!

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Probably late but I saw this gem while editing

 

[Aaway]

anyone else notice fatty has barely posted on twitter since the news broke about elon musk's deal falling through? he also suddenly became more active on there when first musk announced he was planning to buy them

it's hilarious just how much he allows politics to affect what he does

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

anyone else notice fatty has barely posted on twitter since the news broke about elon musk's deal falling through? he also suddenly became more active on there when first musk announced he was planning to buy them

it's hilarious just how much he allows politics to affect what he does

I think he’s still in denial over it. I’m sure he’s waiting for Elon to do something. Lol he’s coping so hard

 

[TheLazyMan]

Oh, sweet t*tty-f*cking Jeebus on a Hot Fudge Sundae, are we late with this one...but, like every good Vegas act under a tightly-administered Mafia-run contractual obligation
to pay off our narcotics tab and bad luck at the Roulette wheel, we're gonna do it live! Oil up your veggie fries and shake that sawdust cheese shaker, PC&TLM are putting down the moving boxes and shimmying into rhinestone-speckled spandex to give the Scalfani Cinematic Multiverse the weekly what-for!

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[ZipDisk]

I can never tell if the dog is organic or edited in.
Fuck I hate Jack.

He bought more shit, Tammy should cram the jars down his throat (non-sexual)

when you eat more you taste more. No shit.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

He’s a dumb ass. Over consumption of meat is horrible for your health. Look at jack. That’s a body of a guy who eats nothing but fatty meat. He’s just salty that most vegetarians don’t have stroke arms.

Meat is "healthy fat" Jagoff would say. That's what he told someone on facebook about cheese after they told him he consumed too much of it.