Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

How long will Polissa last at her new apartment?

  • <1 month

    Votes: 4 4.5%
  • 1-2 months

    Votes: 22 24.7%
  • 2-4 months

    Votes: 20 22.5%
  • 4-6 months

    Votes: 33 37.1%
  • >6 months

    Votes: 10 11.2%

  • Total voters
    89
  • Poll closed .
If I had photoshop skills, I’d totally do this. It’d be a great shitpost thread on Lolcow General.




None of the animals look great. They’re very thin, dull coats.

Poor fucking Shadow looks like he wants to be put out of his misery here:

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He got a virus? Gee, I wonder how?

I do have a question about Polissa herself here:

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Is she gonna get that mole checked? How the fuck is it green? Can moles mold? Am I just being dumb?
There actually are moles that color. They're called blue nevus but whatever that thing is, it does look more like some shitty tattoo. I can't even comment much on the cat pictures. They look miserable and ill and I wish raccoon lady would fucking call animal control.
 
By the way, dumbass doxxed herself. You can see her address on the envelope that she placed her water notice on.

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I did flip it, but did not alter the photo in any other way besides that and cropping.
 
Black mould causes big issues in humans but it is compounded in animals with existing health problems. Those poor babies. All it takes to do some damage control is bleach and airing out the place to keep humidity low, but I bet it's all through the hoard too. What a shit show.
Cats and dogs are usually closer to the ground than people, too, meaning they are constantly being exposed to whatever is growing in the "slum house" carpet.

Seriously, I try not to get MATI at cows, but the cats (and Dobby) are really bumming me out.
 
Best case scenario they just run away and find someone else to feed them.
Good golly, Ol Polly is busy!

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I bet the tub trumpet trailer has black mold somewhere too.

Why try and salvage anything to keep from contributing to how much waste we produce when you can beg for people to just buy you brand new things to get moldy!

ETA: She wants a $32 breadbox, a pack of ballpit balls, and two floor gaming chairs. :story:
 
Salazar did not sign up for this! #JusticeForSalazar! Josh stole that snake from some poor kid through the "cold window."

In todays I Spy, check out the groovy outfit in her bedroom. Looks like Auntie's choir robe to me. Did Auntie have a side gig cosplaying the Angel Gabriel? What kind of wacky hoo-doo will Polissa have to use to Un-Western-Baptize this trailer?

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In todays I Spy, check out the groovy outfit in her bedroom. Looks like Auntie's choir robe to me. Did Auntie have a side gig cosplaying the Angel Gabriel? What kind of wacky hoo-doo will Polissa have to use to Un-Western-Baptize this trailer?

Fill the tub trumpet with the opposite of holy water and start spraying
 
You should wash all clothes you buy before you wear them, regardless of whether they're new or secondhand. You just never know who tried them on and just how manky that person was about personal hygiene.
I wash all clothes I get before wearing them for this very reason. On one occasion, I ended up with jeans with a weird smell to them that took a few washes to finally eliminate. All the more reason people need to be careful (and perhaps some degree of leery) when buying clothing whether new or used.

Don’t these letters usually come with like official seals?

Depends on how podunk the water board is.
@weaselhat is probably right that it depends on how small the locality is. Mine is big enough and has enough city staff that letters they send out use city letterhead and postcards and other communications have the city logo at bare minimum.

As much as it's easy for anyone to type up a letter without a letterhead or logo as pass it off as genuine, Polissa is so low energy that she wouldn't waste the time pulling off such a ruse :ruse: when the time could be better spent in her mind cry-tweeting about her needs and ever-expanding list of wants and essential items that are a matter of life and death for every creature in her household.
 
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I shudder to imagine literally anything going near her fucking yeasty flaps, and given how she's claimed that she's already practically infertile probably means Josh doesn't use protection. Literally one of the most vile image one could imagine. Also the obligatory "Imagine the smell" comment.
 
Jesus Christ, this one is one massive cry for a real human baby. I had this feeling when I saw Jenna Marbles and how she treated her dogs like toddlers. These women need to get pregnant. I know that everyone are grateful that she isn't a real mother because that poor child, but this woman needs a doll or something.
Can't agree. She isn't nurturing and doesn't spoil her pets because, by her own account, she doesn't even feed them consistently. It's points for pity and that's it. She guilts other people into buying their supplies so she can spend more on her soda and hysterectomy shirts so I don't think she's even as emotionally attached as the average person would be.
Cats and dogs are usually closer to the ground than people, too, meaning they are constantly being exposed to whatever is growing in the "slum house" carpet.

Seriously, I try not to get MATI at cows, but the cats (and Dobby) are really bumming me out.
Same. I've never given out as many feels as I have in this thread.
Best case scenario they just run away and find someone else to feed them.


Why try and salvage anything to keep from contributing to how much waste we produce when you can beg for people to just buy you brand new things to get moldy!

ETA: She wants a $32 breadbox, a pack of ballpit balls, and two floor gaming chairs. :story:
She's always whining that poor HotFoot doesn't have anything to play games with and they have no TV. What do they need gaming chairs for? So they can watch games on Tik Tok in 5 minute increments on their One Phone in comfort? Is she going to fill the tub with ballput balls? I'm so confused.

I shudder to imagine literally anything going near her fucking yeasty flaps, and given how she's claimed that she's already practically infertile probably means Josh doesn't use protection. Literally one of the most vile image one could imagine. Also the obligatory "Imagine the smell" comment.
In that case, Josh probably has a yeast infection that they're passing back and forth as well. I don't want to think about these two kneading the dough. It makes one want to barf in a tub trumpet.
 
@weaselhat is probably right that it depends on how small the locality is. Mine is big enough and has enough city staff that letters they send out use city letterhead and postcards and other communications have the city logo at bare minimum.

As much as it's easy for anyone to type up a letter without a letterhead or logo as pass it off as genuine, Polissa is so low energy that she wouldn't waste the time pulling off such a ruse :ruse: when the time could be better spent in her mind cry-tweeting about her needs and ever-expanding list of wants and essential items that are a matter of life and death for every creature in her household.
not to mention she’s practically illiterate. I scanned over that document and not one homophone was misused. I did check the googles and the facebooks for a posted letter on the Florence water works website but it’s not there. I guess I wouldn’t want to advertise my employees fucked up on the internet either. The city probably would have never admitted it happened at all if it weren’t for those pesky government rules. So that may be another reason it didn’t have fancy letterhead. By law, the waste water department had to alert those affected by their fuck up within 24 hours of discovery. The city hurriedly typed them up and put the notice on front doors.

ETA: that exact letter is under messages on the Florence water board website. It is dated July 11th. https://florenceal.org/utilities/florence_gas_&_water_department/news___notices.php
 
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Those two definitely aren't fucking. All she does is bitch about how hungry, hot and in danger from whatever while he's probably in the corner with Dobby, shaking from low blood sugar. They both probably smell to high heaven and besides, who wants to have sex with 11 cats, a dog and a snake watching?

What, you never had sex with 11 cats present, trying to decide whether they should pounce on the hypnotic jiggling mass?
 
Good golly, Ol Polly is busy!

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I bet the tub trumpet trailer has black mold somewhere too.

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Don’t these letters usually come with like official seals?

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I thought the bill was $206?

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Of course Salazar is a ball python. Of course. And I guess Salazar is a she?

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This is reminding me of Amberlynn Reid flexing about how her nonexistent sex life was the bestest ever. That, and I think beetus killed Josh’s erectile function.
The notice from the water department is legit.
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I can read everything but the st number. Can you make it out?
It’s 705.

Thanks. I doubted that Polissa herself would make it since she is borderline illiterate. But the possibility of someone else making up bullshit and Polissa believing it since she’s fallen for Trump parody accounts came to mind.

I thought Polissa refused to use the water to begin with, though? Doesn’t seem that she even bathes that regularly. It’s a fuckup but I don’t know how much it’ll actually inconvenience her.

PS- I forgot who asked this, but I think the stolen snake is Josh’s while the others are Polissa’s. Last night was literally the first time I’ve seen more than a mention of having a snake. Appropriate that we got more info via e beg.
 
Is she selling shopping carts
"Ricky takes this job and all of a sudden he's king of the fuckin' carts. What does he expect me to do, go down to EI, 'Hello, I steal shoppin' carts for a livin', fix them up and sell them back to the mall, been doin' it half my life, so gimme a fuckin' check please.' That's not gonna happen. I haven't been paying into EI, or UI or whatever the fuck it is they're callin' it these days..."
 
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