Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mr Processor]

He literally tweeted this exact thing about wanting Democrats to end democracy a few days ago. Almost the same exact wording too.


His language in this set of tweets is hilarious. Does he think this is how normal people talk? Does he think this is how people talk about computers?

I used to fix things like that for people as a side job, though that work dried up recently. If Bob were the Thinker he claims, wouldn't he know what to do? Of course, I don't know if I'd want to see what's on Bob's computer. I remember when a guy in a position of some responsibility I know gave me a hard drive to work on. It had his work files and a lot of torrented movies on it (including porn) that I think he figured he'd deleted. I really hope Bob doesn't lose his HD remaster of the Game Overthinker Overstone saga.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob cannot attend San Diego Comic Con because he caught the coof some time ago and is out of money.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1548158071054053382

https://archive.ph/zrUKH

Convention goers, please listen to the 41 year old, overweight, diabetic shut in that talks about pop culture poorly, who did absolutely everything to not catch the coof and yet still somehow managed to get it and *please* be COVID-safe.

Since he's out of money, you know what time it is!

https://www.ebay.com/sch/mstmario22l69/m.html?_nkw=&_armrs=1

Not nearly as nice as the crock pot or kid toys but he can probably move them.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Some more background info on that "use Republicans as target practice" tweet, because AOC has been raped and murdered again.
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BTW, the deeply disgusting incident in question:
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A barmaid pretending to be a prude, as if she could fool anyone. But I concede that wanting to fuck AOC is disgusting by anybody's definition.

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AOC's virginity still takes precedence over Jayapal's life.

Bobby isn't the only nutter who have his own vision for Superior Future:
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No we don't have to "pick a side". We can eliminate transsexualism, child grooming, and medically non-indicated abortion without sacrificing education for women or their right to vote. It is not a choice of either Weimar Republic or 1099AD.

At any rate, people have chosen a Florida without child groomers, CRT, and boys in girls' sports, according to a poll by NBC News (archive)
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Cope, seethe, dilate!

Fareed Zakaria tripped on the girldick.
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https://twitter.com/FareedZakaria
BTW, Washington Post changed the headline of Zakaria's article.
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Bobby doesn't believe in the existence of black female conservatives.
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Bobby makes the Governor of California sound sane.
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The "gameplan", as Bobby repeatedly stated, is of course to make sure every member of the GOP stays in jail.

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Bobby reiterates he is not, has never been, into Eugenics. He is even opposed to finding cures for Autism.
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Hollywood, where Creative Elites change the world:
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I'll say a prayer to this person's kid.

Capeshit for kids, for real.
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Another bad thing happened to a bad person:
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Crossover with Care Bears?

Bob hangs out with autists. (and probably also is one). Explains A LOT. (niece not included)

"Boomer movie directors were coked out of their minds, Friendo!" - Bob, who's at least 4 drinks in and has a decent buzz going while "working".

I'm surprised some hasn't replied to this with "HOW MANY TIMES I GOTTA TELL YOU KEEP THE Pr0N OFF THE WORK COMP BOBBY THIS IS WHY THIS SHIT KEEPS HAPPENING. ALSO GET YOU MALWARE BYTES." Also bobby probably needs a new comp, this potato he's using is likely not long for this world.

I'm going to go out on a limb and posit that a series of American Psycho would look like a cross between Natural Born Killers and Fight Club (maybe with a hint of Eyes Wide Shut). but stretched out into a series, maybe padding out the script with the entire original novel's events, for Netflix or HBOMax.

Bob cannot attend San Diego Comic Con because he caught the coof some time ago and is out of money.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1548158071054053382

https://archive.ph/zrUKH

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Convention goers, please listen to the 41 year old, overweight, diabetic shut in that talks about pop culture poorly, who did absolutely everything to not catch the coof and yet still somehow managed to get it and *please* be COVID-safe.

Since he's out of money, you know what time it is!

https://www.ebay.com/sch/mstmario22l69/m.html?_nkw=&_armrs=1

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Not nearly as nice as the crock pot or kid toys but he can probably move them.

Where the hell did Bob get ANY of this? It doesn't look like standard fare for a Dave and Busters' Trivia Night. (I could be wrong tho).

I used to fix things like that for people as a side job, though that work dried up recently. If Bob were the Thinker he claims, wouldn't he know what to do? Of course, I don't know if I'd want to see what's on Bob's computer. I remember when a guy in a position of some responsibility I know gave me a hard drive to work on. It had his work files and a lot of torrented movies on it (including porn) that I think he figured he'd deleted. I really hope Bob doesn't lose his HD remaster of the Game Overthinker Overstone saga.

Bobby thinking in this context means only with his 'little head'.

 

[blablabla]

1 just enter Windows in safe mode, uninstall the latest update and boot the fucking thing again you lazy fat fuck.
2. After 2 days feeling like shit i was ready to go after getting the coof. What Is this bs about not being able to travel after getting the Rona.
3 retardo Is poor lmao

 

[CharlesBarkley]

3 retardo Is poor lmao

Hey man, deep dish pizza delivery morning, noon and night is expensive.

But seriously, what does Bob spend cash on? I would say escorts, but for how much that fat nigga is on Twitter and his constant thirst posting, that ain’t it.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Hey man, deep dish pizza delivery morning, noon and night is expensive.

But seriously, what does Bob spend cash on? I would say escorts, but for how much that fat nigga is on Twitter and his constant thirst posting, that ain’t it.

Its been brought up before, most likely, rent and liquor.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Its been brought up before, most likely, rent and liquor.

since he moved back in with mommy dearest, I wonder if he's even paying for rent.

 

[Bush King]

If Bob took some time and walked outside of his basement to actually meet the people from these places, I bet he would be surprised to find out they are normal people like you and me, albeit he wouldn't accept it. Bob pictures all of them as rabid, delusional QTards while going on the opposite direction and wanting to genocide everyone outside of his little bubble. Fuck, Bob is much closer to the bonkers Q guys who believe in horseshit such as McDonald's burgers being made out of human meat than to a Cosmopolitan Thinker than he would ever admit, so sweet the irony!

Bob and co view those who live or work outside of the 5km radius of an inner city as backwards barbarians compared to enlightened thinkers who produce value and progress society. It's actually incredibly ironic that they hold this view, because over 35% of farmers own college degrees, with this trending up for those selling less than $100,000 in produce for several decades now. The most prestigious high school in Australia (where over half the students end up in the top percentile of national results) is... an agricultural school, where learning about agriculture and physically performing farm work is compulsory for all students for the first four years of study. 90% of American farmers hold high school diplomas compared to 87% for all households. If you're part of this highly uneducated mob, or part of the stupid olds who inhabit the disgusting suburbs where grass grows on lawns and kids are seen as alright, you're a believer, unlike Blob the Thinker, who is easily distracted by key chains in the form of Pop! Vinyls and has spent 40 years demanding others create his future rather than work for it himself, and then wonders why it never comes.

 

[mandatorylurk]

I might just be out of it a bit due to neighbors remodeling crew starting early this morning so I can't remember, but Chris bought the family home from his mother at "fair market price," is mom Chipman renting her current home or is she doing a Grandma's Boy with other older women and Blob is forced into the basement? I'm trying to figure out if Blob is realizing his mother's fixed income is being gobbled up by Joepedo's failed policies and it's starting to make his meager earnings disappear quicker too.

 

[JayHarrison]

Bobby isn't the only nutter who have his own vision for Superior Future:
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No we don't have to "pick a side". We can eliminate transsexualism, child grooming, and medically non-indicated abortion without sacrificing education for women or their right to vote. It is not a choice of either Weimar Republic or 1099AD.

I could side with Moviebob, but I have no desire to surrender any of my self-respect.

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Fareed Zakaria tripped on the girldick.
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https://twitter.com/FareedZakaria
BTW, Washington Post changed the headline of Zakaria's article.
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What, exactly, is Fuckwit in Chief Joe Biden actually building? Ukrainian armies? Russian oil pipelines? A drip machine that feeds liquefied cocktails of cocaine and grated parm directly into Hunter Biden's bloodstream?

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Bobby doesn't believe in the existence of black female conservatives.
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RMIR.

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Bobby makes the Governor of California sound sane.
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The "gameplan", as Bobby repeatedly stated, is of course to make sure every member of the GOP stays in jail.

...or vaporizing every GOP member and anti-Hillary voter off the face of the Earth.

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Yeah. Things like Moviebob.

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Bobby reiterates he is not, has never been, into Eugenics. He is even opposed to finding cures for Autism.
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It takes knowing about Eugnicsbob to discuss eugenics, Bob.

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Another bad thing happened to a bad person:
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[Quixotic Man]

Superior future Bob doesn't keep backups of his "long term projects."

Truly a thinker.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

He spends it on Mario commissions.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Bob cannot attend San Diego Comic Con because he caught the coof some time ago and is out of money.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1548158071054053382

https://archive.ph/zrUKH

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Convention goers, please listen to the 41 year old, overweight, diabetic shut in that talks about pop culture poorly, who did absolutely everything to not catch the coof and yet still somehow managed to get it and *please* be COVID-safe.

Since he's out of money, you know what time it is!

https://www.ebay.com/sch/mstmario22l69/m.html?_nkw=&_armrs=1

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Not nearly as nice as the crock pot or kid toys but he can probably move them.

I remember he had a slowdown a few weeks ago. Maybe that was when he caught the coof.

Regardless, watching Bob suffer makes me happy. He is finally beginning to reap what he's sown for the past forty years.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I remember he had a slowdown a few weeks ago. Maybe that was when he caught the coof.

Regardless, watching Bob suffer makes me happy. He is finally beginning to reap what he's sown for the past forty years.

He had admitted in a video posted at the beginning of the month that he caught the coof.

MovieBob update, July 4th 2022.

The video is too large (plus it's just him talking with his facecam turned on) so here's a webm of the audio. I have the full video downloaded so if you need it I have it.

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TL;DL:

-MovieBob is working on the Flashpoint video. The production is troubling as the controversy is ongoing and Bob is making sure he's getting Erza Miller's pronouns correct.
-Bob got COVID-19
-Bob's admits his Patreon numbers are down and so will "remaster" his old GameOverthinker videos to compensate, expect to see them soon.

The next part of the update video is Bob discussing future movie releases, he goes back-and-forth these following topics:
-Flashpoint
-The new Black Adam movie
-The leaked Supergirl movie images
-The Zack Snyder cut of Justice league

The last third of this video veers into Bob's usual political ranting, such discussion topics includes Republicans, Groomers, and Libs of Tik Tok.

Notable MovieBob political spergings:
-Bob compares Transgender Storytimes to Ms. Doubtfire, arguing the former is much more wholesome like the latter.
-Bob claims the Erza Miller controversy has made surprisingly slim appearances in right wing media circles, so Bob posits this might be more of a nontreversy than public opinion might think.

No telling when he came down exactly with it. The big takeaway is that this super duper deadly scary disease that we shut the world down for two years to save just one life failed to kill Bob Chipman. As for what is financial woes are, aside from not working and possibly not getting enough from MatPat to live off of, I'm putting my bet on him pouring too much money into his and Lesser Brother's midlife crisis they're calling a movie shoot.

 

[MirrorNoir]

Bob cannot attend San Diego Comic Con because he caught the coof some time ago and is out of money.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1548158071054053382

https://archive.ph/zrUKH

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Convention goers, please listen to the 41 year old, overweight, diabetic shut in that talks about pop culture poorly, who did absolutely everything to not catch the coof and yet still somehow managed to get it and *please* be COVID-safe.

Since he's out of money, you know what time it is!

https://www.ebay.com/sch/mstmario22l69/m.html?_nkw=&_armrs=1

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Not nearly as nice as the crock pot or kid toys but he can probably move them.

Those coffee table books probably cost $50-100 a piece. Why the fuck is Blob buying those fucking things, beyond the obvious bullshit of "buying art books purely to take pictures of them on a shelf or laying on a coffee table to try and look hip"?

 

[Mola Ram]

Those coffee table books probably cost $50-100 a piece. Why the fuck is Blob buying those fucking things, beyond the obvious bullshit of "buying art books purely to take pictures of them on a shelf or laying on a coffee table to try and look hip"?

I figured they were freebies either from that film critics' association he's part of or because he does get screeners, against all that is good and holy in this world.

 

[mandatorylurk]

Yes, it's just Netflix swag they give out to make themselves feel like the trash they make is important, and also to be cheaper bribes for low end critics compared to writing a check.

 

[Mola Ram]

Yes, it's just Netflix swag they give out to make themselves feel like the trash they make is important, and also to be cheaper bribes for low end critics compared to writing a check.

What clued me in was that at least three of them were still shrinkwrapped, something I imagine is not unusual for non-pornographic reading material in Bob's home.

 

[mandatorylurk]

You can look at it as how consoomer Blob really is and it cuts through his twitter attempt to be a real thinker, a real man of the people in his precious NE enclave:



-the movie about MCU's Valkyrie pretending to be white, he opened up because OMG I know that Marvel actor! unsealed and consoomed, probably for fap material
-Mitchells vs. the Machines, it's animated and was the hot twitter thing to OMG about. unsealed, consoooooom the lesbian main character
-Trial of the Chicago 7, historical drama about liberal protestors "fighting the man" that should be exactly what a true mario revolutionary would consoom? Nope, still sealed
-The Midnight Sky, a sci-fi movie directed and starring liberal icon George Clooney, involving space exploration and surviving? Blobbo says this all he wants so he can download his brain into a better body for sex with aliens. But no consooming, still sealed
-The Hand of God, an italian movie about a kid having to deal with a lot of shit growing up and feeling aimless, just like how "Brick by Brick" renaissance man Blobbo thinks of himself? Still sealed, no makea the consoomo


Blob's such a fucking joke at this point seeing real evidence of his consooming makes him even more pathetic.

 

[UserAccess]

Bob cannot attend San Diego Comic Con because he caught the coof some time ago and is out of money.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1548158071054053382

https://archive.ph/zrUKH

View attachment 3496386
Convention goers, please listen to the 41 year old, overweight, diabetic shut in that talks about pop culture poorly, who did absolutely everything to not catch the coof and yet still somehow managed to get it and *please* be COVID-safe.

Since he's out of money, you know what time it is!

https://www.ebay.com/sch/mstmario22l69/m.html?_nkw=&_armrs=1

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Not nearly as nice as the crock pot or kid toys but he can probably move them.

We all know Bob contorts the truth at best, flat out lies at, well, normal. Especially when it comes to things like accomplishments or health. But there's something about this tweet you've gathered up that's potentially telling:


So we know he's scurried back home with his tail between his fat thighs to mom's house. No rent, Patreon welfare, "remastered" videos for any kind of click money, and pawning his crap for the few dollars he can scrape for it - but he still can't afford to make to to SDCC?

My question in recent months has been why the fuck Matpat would waste his time bringing Bob on as a writer, especially when other people do the job better and without shitting inflammatory nonsense every fifteen minutes - but it's making my theory seem more feasible. I think those are pity bucks from Matpat because Bob's health is fucked more severely than he'd remotely let on.

The weight, the drinking, diabetes, the fact that he looks 55 when he's 40, the lifetime of poor decisions - I think Bob is way worse off than he pretends. Perhaps even terminally, if the fates would be so generous.

I'm going to take a walk in the park, sniffing every flower and providing my own whistled soundtrack to my strutting.