What fashion trends do you think suck?

Hongourable Madisha said:
Eyebrow lamination just seems like a solution looking for a problem. Eyebrows are fine as they are, you might want to pluck/brush/pencil them at most. It's putting perming solution right next to your fucking eyes so if the idiot at the salon fucks up you get it in your eyes. Eyebrow hairs fall out and regrow fast too, so it needs redone every few months. And it makes them look like Klingon eyebrows, all bushy and wild.

I suppose at least it's better than microblading which gives you drag queen eyebrows for a few months at best, and infections at worst.
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Eyebrow.... what?????
 
Android raptor said:
Eyebrow.... what?????
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Its basically an eyebrow perm that gives you the look of fluffy soap brows. It doesn't look BAD on some people, but its also obvious when you know what it is.
 
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millais said:
Open collar and rolled up sleeves on a buttoned-up dress shirt. All those charismatic politicians like Obama and Macron and Trudeau try to do this to look more active and youthful. It is such an obvious affectation at being informal and not uptight.
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The problem is it looks like an affectation because it is when they continue to wear a standard-fit shirt with a collar made with a neck tie in mind. In case you did not know, the average neck tie is on par with a post-shift stripper thong or post-workout jockstrap in terms of cleanliness. You may as well wear a petri dish around your neck. If you want to resolve this you go with bow tie or no tie. Despite being the exact same knot as shoelaces, many mooks cannot tie a real bow tie. Almost everyone will look like a dickhead with one.

To do it right you should stick with a trimmer fit, wear a neutral/complimentary undershirt so nobody's seeing your chest hair, and go with a thinner collar. The shirts I deal with meant for ties need collar stays about 1/2" longer than our popular no-tie shirts right now. Makes a world of difference. No french cuffs and no rolling above the elbows.
 
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  1. I really don't like the low-rise jeans trend. They only really look good on a number of girls with low body fat, everybody else it just gives MASSIVE muffin top to. Makes them look fatter than they actually are. High-rise jeans are where it's at, they actually cinch in and give you curves at the waist instead of the hips.
  2. Any "micro-trend".
  3. Pencil-thin brows. I know women whose brows never grew back to their previous fullness after overplucking them so much in the 90s/2000s. It just makes no sense permanently damaging anything on your body for a passing fad.
I don't mean to come across as a massive Y2K hater, there are some styles I do genuinely like from the era. It's just that out of all the modern fashion "eras" (i.e. 50s-2010s), Y2K was definitely the worst of them IMO. I'll never understand why it's trending again.
 
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Birkenstocks and other big, chunky sandals. They're ugly and make you look like a lazy stoner or something. I love sandals, but I hate birks. There's no elegance to their shape at all.

Also, furry slides. Seen those a couple of times this summer. What idiot came up with those? It's basically a sandal, but with a tuft of fur on top. It genuinely confuses me. Fur screams winter to me, but as sandals they're obviously meant for summer. And it's not just a small patch, either. It's like half of your foot is stuck underneath a massive fur coat while the other half is completely exposed. Who thought this is a good idea? It's going to be uncomfortably warm in summer and obviously too cold for winter. At least that's what it looks like, I never wore the things myself.
 
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I am going to invade the womyn space with a single gripe from the mens department.

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No, Harry Styles, that skirt does not become your box waist. It just doesn't. I know you're trying to make a virtue sig statement about gender roles, but it was DONE TO DEATH in the 80's and 90's, and in far more competent and subtle and actually somewhat attractive ways by Boy George et al. I think it's emblematic of something that the zoomer conception of breaking gender roles is to take a skirt, one of the stereotypical Girl Clothes, and stick it on an otherwise male outfit without any thought for coordination or silhouette. Like it's an RPG item that gives you +5 GenderPoints when equipped.

/rant
 
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Milkis said:
I am going to invade the womyn space with a single gripe from the mens department.

MANSKIRTS
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No, Harry Styles, that skirt does not become your box waist. It just doesn't. I know you're trying to make a virtue sig statement about gender roles, but it was DONE TO DEATH in the 80's and 90's, and in far more competent and subtle and actually somewhat attractive ways by Boy George et al. I think it's emblematic of something that the zoomer conception of breaking gender roles is to take a skirt, one of the stereotypical Girl Clothes, and stick it on an otherwise male outfit without any thought for coordination or silhouette. Like it's an RPG item that gives you +5 GenderPoints when equipped.

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Couldn't have said it better myself. At least Boy George put some thought into his outfits. This guy just looks like he can't commit to it.
 
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Boss Hawg said:
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This haircut has ruined my generation. On top of other things.
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ah yes, the twat cut

one men's fashion trend from the mid-2000s that I was very glad to see the back of was skintight t-shirts with deep v-necks, combined with flat caps
the only men who can credibly pull off flat caps are farmers and/or over 60
to me, that trend, combined with Big Brother, Scream pubs and the inexplicable fame of Paris Hilton, sum up the worst of 2000s culture
 
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An Sionnach Seang said:
ah yes, the twat cut

one men's fashion trend from the mid-2000s that I was very glad to see the back of was skintight t-shirts with deep v-necks, combined with flat caps
the only men who can credibly pull off flat caps are farmers and/or over 60
to me, that trend, combined with Big Brother, Scream pubs and the inexplicable fame of Paris Hilton, sum up the worst of 2000s culture
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For a good deal of my twenties I wore 'newsboy' caps with an overall quasi-formal style. Think some dapper cunt tramping about London in his pea coat, brogues, and sport jackets.

I looked good, but it made so many people (men AND women) think I was a faggot. A literal faggot who enjoyed dicks.

I eventually got the message and changed my wardrobe, ditching the newsboy caps completely. Infinitely more dating success after that.
 
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I recently saw someone try to redesign and 'modernize' a video game character and they gave her:
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This style of skirt. It's 3/4ths of a skirt. You can't even adjust it to make it wrap all the way around. It's dumb, slutty, and retarded. I can't wait for it to die out in the zoomersphere.
 
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AbyssStarer said:
I could almost guarantee you that this shapeless trash is getting pushed because it's that much easier and faster to sew/design and therefore saves pennies on the dollar per yard of fabric. I hate it.
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And now I know why 1990s fashion got big. Out of all eras why does the late 90s and early 00s need to make a comeback? Bring back the 70s instead, brown looks great on most skin tones.

As for the thread title, my vote is can’t-wipe-yer-bum nails.
 
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