DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
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Tutorial level.
Didn't even make it past it.
Didn't do better on Mega Man 9.
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Mr Clark said:
So logically, Phil could pressure her into opening those credit lines for himself, to allow himself access to cheap credit (his 'personally' comment should be a give away).
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Moot point because I seriously doubt Kat would let Phil go crazy with her credit cards. She's there for her own benefit, not because she "loves" him. She's not gonna rack up credit card debt just to keep him happy with gacha pulls. And what leverage would he have to force her to do that anyways? You really think he wants her to leave, rendering him alone and potentially having to pay alimony?
 
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Shirō Ishii said:
Phil trying to talk about power walking is as pathetic as when he tried to say that carrying 2 jugs of milk counts as exercising. He has the body of 90 year old. I'm willing to bet that in a fight, Tard on Wheels or Derich would win against Phil
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What's really sad is that his health won't improve at all since he's not changing his eating habits or stepping up the routine. By now he should be doing this, but he's too scared to exert himself at all.

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Phil has extravagant tastes, he always has to humblebrag about how the restaurant him and Khet went to was "high end" and whatnot. So it's hilarious seeing him try to navigate all this hardware stuff, as if he's going to do anything but buy the tip top of the line. It's not even his money he's spending anyway.
 
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Hate Army Watch said:
In the course of 5 seconds, he goes from "I *did* run" to "it's a powerwalk" to "it's a light jog".

Also, "hitting the wall" isn't just "I got tired and couldnt powerwalk anymore" as he's using it. It refers to that point in a real workout, where sheer willpower will not carry you forward. Like when you're lifting weights, and you're putting every ounce of strength into it, and your muscles have no more to "give", or when you're playing a sport and you're just completely fatigued to the point you can't chase the ball or anything.

Lastly, I notice he's been saying he drinks coffee after his "workout"? A black coffee for energy? I find this to be a red flag, because if he was actually working out that would actually tap into stored energy in his body, it would release it, and he would be more alert. He wouldn't need a coffee to stay awake for these "chill" streams.

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this guys hair is always messed up and shaggy bro its as if he wakes up and immediately starts screaming... wouldn't be surprised if he didn't shower
 
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SomeBoyo said:
Already waiting for his bankruptcy period to be over so he can refinance his house
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It's amazing that Phil would never ever sell his Wakhando to get some equity out, but he'd be perfectly happy to refinance, basically hand it over to a bank and get foreclosed on if he messes up again. His financial idiocy continues to surprise.
 
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CoomerCouch v2.69 said:
"Separated by a huge chasm"

"Chasm" with a CH as in "Church"
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Phil you're too fucking stupid to live my guy. Report to the nearest suicide pod ASAP. Fuck you're dumb.
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CHA-sim. LMFAO, what a STUPID NIGGER.
Phil: you dumber than the blackest NIGGER in the Congo.
 
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
Phil can only plug one Ethernet cable in at a time with his consoles, so that's umpossible.
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Lol he can't navigate plugging an Ethernet cable into a wall, nigga. Lol fuck outta here.

Don't believe me? I'm not even being hyperbolic. Need an olderthanmefag to help me out here, tho. @Agent Proper you might know this lore offhand: Did he or did he not literally hire some dude to come out & plug in his CAT-9 because most people here know he's dumber than a pile of dogshit, but a handful don't fully realize that he's legally retarded.

Anyone? Anyone? Please don't make me look this up.
 
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Cistern Rumbler said:
The Workout Arc is going to be an interesting side-plot to follow going forward.

If he's just outright lying he's going to eventually be faced with "why aren't you looking fit" questions that'll probably get LIMB'd at first, but after awhile he'll have to answer.

If he's telling the truth he'll just keep falling deeper and deeper into these bizarro pseudo-expert pigsplain moments like @Hate Army Watch clipped.

Either way it's hilarious.
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I mean both could be true. By "both could be true" I mean him "exercising" and still ending up having the same doughy soyboy body with sticks for limbs that he already has, while also pigsplaining things about fitness with the same confidence as someone who looks shredded as fuck with 20 years of fitness experience. Thing is, he considers basic chores "exercising," like walking to his mailbox or carrying groceries from his car to his house or walking up and down the stairs or around a mall. Even if he ups the ante by "powerwalking" around his neighborhood for half an hour a day nothing will change because piggy still D'VOURs more calories in a day than what he'll burn in a week.
 
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Nurse Ratchet said:
Lol he can't navigate plugging an Ethernet cable into a wall, nigga. Lol fuck outta here.

Don't believe me? I'm not even being hyperbolic. Need an olderthanmefag to help me out here, tho. @Agent Proper you might know this lore offhand: Did he or did he not literally hire some dude to come out & plug in his CAT-9 because most people here know he's dumber than a pile of dogshit, but a handful don't fully realize that he's legally retarded.

Anyone? Anyone? Please don't make me look this up.
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Are you referring to when he couldn't figure out why his internet was fucking up, and he didn't check the in line power adaptor for his modem?
 
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After having weeks of “different levels of discussions” about pc components, you just know he will fuck something up, something will not work, there will be complaining and “I did nothing wrong”.

This guy is incapable of anything, literally everything he touches turns to shit.

Most people save up, work hard to buy property, rent it out, buy another one, climb the ladder etc. This guy literally let his property collect dust for years, all while paying all of its fees and buying another one and furnishing it on credit.

I also find him driving everywhere, “to the Mac Donald’s 5 away from me” so amusing.
 
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