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[Ninon42]

I used to love salt water taffy. Every time I go to the beach I would get myself a large bag of salt water taffy to enjoy. Now thanks to Kevin I can never look at taffy the same way again! How the hell do you fetishize fucking taffy? Kevin and his coomer brain will never cease to amaze.

Aww, don't hold Kevvie's coomerism against the delicious taffy. If it's a noun that can be verbed, he's probably tried to fetishize it.

 

[Luigi McPizza]

Random question but has Kevin every said why is he obsessed with dinosaurs? Is it because he's a furry? Jurassic Park consoomerism? His ageplay fantasies (as dinosaurs are a common children insterest)?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Aww, don't hold Kevvie's coomerism against the delicious taffy. If it's a noun that can be verbed, he's probably tried to fetishize it.

Like a tax form that can be "filled" ?

 

[Old Fart]

Ok but is Neptune Vulva or whatever her name was the one who is now dating Wedge, or at least like moved in with him?

I find it hard to imagine Wedge coming in the perimeter of a real woman, even one pretending to be a man. That boy is gay.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I find it hard to imagine Wedge coming in the perimeter of a real woman, even one pretending to be a man. That boy is gay.

Didn't Wedge have a relationship with a woman pre-troonout?

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Random question but has Kevin every said why is he obsessed with dinosaurs? Is it because he's a furry? Jurassic Park consoomerism? His ageplay fantasies (as dinosaurs are a common children insterest)?

I’ve been wondering about that. I think there’s this kind of trans meme? So, ages back, someone called TERFs “rights hoarding dinosaurs.” TERFs and really any woman who thinks Kevin isn’t actually exactly like them in every possible way started calling themselves that as a joke. So then Ana Mardoll (probably not the first, but she was the one I saw pick it up) did a thing about how TERFs had no right to claim dinosaurs, thus spawning the trans meme that dinosaurs are trans.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Didn't Wedge have a relationship with a woman pre-troonout?

IIRC no. Kevryn yes, Pennywise yes - he had children with two different women -, Neck yes - no children in the first marriage and four in the second -, Divot haven't had any.

Edit: I stand corrected.

Oddly, Wedge had a female wife once - story is here.

I’ve been wondering about that. I think there’s this kind of trans meme? So, ages back, someone called TERFs “rights hoarding dinosaurs.” TERFs and really any woman who thinks Kevin isn’t actually exactly like them in every possible way started calling themselves that as a joke. So then Ana Mardoll (probably not the first, but she was the one I saw pick it up) did a thing about how TERFs had no right to claim dinosaurs, thus spawning the trans meme that dinosaurs are trans.

I think Kevryn's fixation on dinosaurs predates the rise of the "terven menace". Maybe he just fucking loved Jurassic Park or dinosaurs, similarly to troonsformers.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

I think Kevryn's fixation on dinosaurs predates the rise of the "terven menace". Maybe he just fucking loved Jurassic Park or dinosaurs, similarly to troonsformers.

I would do a big long speculation about how the Jurassic Park dinosaurs all being female to try and stop them from freely reproducing and that not working ties into Kevin’s mindscape like I did for Transformers a million pages ago, but… well, I don’t need a reason, do I? That’d be silly. Also, haven’t seen Jurassic Park.

 

[The Final Troondown]

IIRC no. Kevryn yes, Pennywise yes - he had children with two different women -, Neck yes - no children in the first marriage and four in the second -, Divot haven't had any.

I think Kevryn's fixation on dinosaurs predates the rise of the "terven menace". Maybe he just fucking loved Jurassic Park or dinosaurs, similarly to troonsformers.

tbf kev is of an age to have grown up with jurassic park and the land before time, plenty of adults have kept an interest in dinosaurs from learning about the cool giant lizards as kids

I think it's just easy childhood media that suits him down to the ground; dinosaurs are big and cool and go rawr and that's about as complicated as it gets, no conflict or plot threads with shades of grey that give him bad brain feels

a lot of troons seem to have this (probably because tism); they like clear cut stories with no moral ambiguity

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

I mean, they’re trans because they can’t conceive of not all men and women being alike. Are we surprised?

 

[MissAnthropist]

I would do a big long speculation about how the Jurassic Park dinosaurs all being female to try and stop them from freely reproducing and that not working ties into Kevin’s mindscape like I did for Transformers a million pages ago, but… well, I don’t need a reason, do I? That’d be silly. Also, haven’t seen Jurassic Park.

You're overthinking it, friend. Dinosaurs are just cool and broken clocks are right twice a day.

On the subject of Divot and women, you guys might be right about him never being with a chick before, but that tweet by Kevvy just says that the field troon was dating/moved in with ONE of his exes. It very well could be Brian Loeper who is fucking the woman, and there's evidence that he's fucked a woman at least four times before.

Everyone is super focused on the potential for animosity between Divot FKA Wedge and Kevvy, but Neck's the one who vague-(re)tweeted about "wlw" abuse, who supposedly is manipulating and isolating Divot, and who I think is dating the field troon or at least was letting her stay with them (there may be nothing sexual happening, Kevvy just can't fathom that).

I think Kevkev is super sad that the clown prostitute doesn't like him anymore, but he's furious at Brian. There's rage there. I'm excited to see it continue to come out.

Finally, I've been waiting to post this comparison until Brian Loeper came up again, but since he did

Spoiler: I realized the other day what his stupid smile reminds me of

 

[capsaicin]

I’ve also seen troons liking Jurassic Park because splicing gaps in reconstructed dinosaur DNA with frog DNA out of necessity, that later leads to those dinosaurs being able to change sex to breed, is somehow proof that humans can truly change sex.

ETA: a big loud stompy childhood nostalgia version of the “but clownfish!” argument they love.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

You're overthinking it, friend. Dinosaurs are just cool and broken clocks are right twice a day.

Oh, for sure.

 

[Swerf'n'Terf]

Ok but is Neptune Vulva or whatever her name was the one who is now dating Wedge, or at least like moved in with him?

It was Neck, not Wedge but yes, Neptune Vulpis was the serf FTM with BPD pride that he was absolutely sniffing all around around. Wedge I assume is a true homosexual.


ETA, oops, missed your last comment, but yep oll korrect.

 

[kazuhiro]

I find it hard to imagine Wedge coming in the perimeter of a real woman, even one pretending to be a man. That boy is gay.

Oddly, Wedge had a female wife once - story is here.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Kevin weighed in about some kind of furry nonsense that's been going on. I first learned about this on the Furry Convention Drama thread, and the gist seems to be that the more conservative furries have gone off and done their own thing, and everyone's mad about it. Expect more seethe in the future depending on how it goes down.

Since this thread is slowing down, let me remind you that Free Fur All is right around the corner. We kiwis are gonna have some great entertainment in a week or two.

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Here's something for the TERFier thread regulars.

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Kevin's been watching Stranger Things and, as always, is only capable of thinking about things in terms of how gay or not gay they are.

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[homewayhalf]

This whole trying to glom onto Will’s story as a young homosexual makes me MATI. He’s a little gay boy, he’s not a “queer” who has a fetish for pool toys and cooming to imagining himself as a woman. You are not the same. Stop.

 

[MissAnthropist]

This whole trying to glom onto Will’s story as a young homosexual makes me MATI. He’s a little gay boy, he’s not a “queer” who has a fetish for pool toys and cooming to imagining himself as a woman. You are not the same. Stop.

That misogyny poster, @simulatedsaint gives me strong Fanny Traggot/Landon Hiscock vibes.

Spoiler: lol

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ETA: whoops, replied to the wrong poster. My bad, guys.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

I’ve also seen troons liking Jurassic Park because splicing gaps in reconstructed dinosaur DNA with frog DNA out of necessity, that later leads to those dinosaurs being able to change sex to breed, is somehow proof that humans can truly change sex.

ETA: a big loud stompy childhood nostalgia version of the “but clownfish!” argument they love.

Seems to me this is what they wish would happen, provided we could somehow alter the human genome. And I don't doubt something like that might happen, but not for the sake of being able to change sex at-will. Not that the transsexuals would care, I'm sure.

 

[MissAnthropist]

Seems to me this is what they wish would happen, provided we could somehow alter the human genome. And I don't doubt something like that might happen, but not for the sake of being able to change sex at-will. Not that the transsexuals would care, I'm sure.

You should check out the short story "Changes" by Neil Gaiman. It's a wild read.