Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

How long will Polissa last at her new apartment?

  • <1 month

    Votes: 4 4.5%
  • 1-2 months

    Votes: 22 24.7%
  • 2-4 months

    Votes: 20 22.5%
  • 4-6 months

    Votes: 33 37.1%
  • >6 months

    Votes: 10 11.2%

  • Total voters
    89
  • Poll closed .
Wow, maybe he just transferred it all to her.
Polissa absorbs everything into her being (including yeast).

She is angy:

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Is that $50 with or without a "celebratory joint?"
 
Obviously pet food isn't covered by food stamps. But couldn't she buy stuff like meat, rice, canned vegetables etc to diy some pet food instead of spending half of it on low tier soft drinks?

I raise dogs for a living and unless you know what you're doing you can really fuck up with food doing it yourself. She seems like a fucking idiot by all accounts so I wouldn't trust her to actually make something with the nutrition they require.
 
TFW your entire life is centered around collecting government benefits.

EDIT: She's pissed because they could get more benefits not being married. Correct?

Pretty much. Everything I've seen has been tied to "muh benefits" in some way.

I raise dogs for a living and unless you know what you're doing you can really fuck up with food doing it yourself. She seems like a fucking idiot by all accounts so I wouldn't trust her to actually make something with the nutrition they require.
I think someone theorized that the cats were eating dry dog food. Plausible considering how sickly those animals look. They are not getting the nutrients they need.
 
@Breadbear Slightly late but fellow e beggar cow Kyttie Von Toyye claimed to depend on Swiss Miss for warmth in the Chicago winter. If Polissa ever actually produced a receipt with Swiss Miss on it, I'm officially thinking of it as the unofficial hot cocoa of lolcow e beggars
#Free Tyla
Obviously pet food isn't covered by food stamps. But couldn't she buy stuff like meat, rice, canned vegetables etc to diy some pet food instead of spending half of it on low tier soft drinks?
Home made pet food can be ok if you know what you're doing. An animal can get very sick very quickly with poor food. Food poisoning is a thing even with animals. Cats need taurine. Etc.

Polissa does not know what she is doing.
She should not be making pet food.
 
I raise dogs for a living and unless you know what you're doing you can really fuck up with food doing it yourself. She seems like a fucking idiot by all accounts so I wouldn't trust her to actually make something with the nutrition they require
And cats have different dietary needs than dogs, so she'd have to make different batches. Then there's her having to/feeling like she has to buy supplements for a raw/cooked homemade food.

You can, in small amounts, cook meat and/or rice, maybe an egg for a dog (I've done it for mine when he went off his food), but if you're not careful you can deprive the dog of important nutrients.
 
And cats have different dietary needs than dogs, so she'd have to make different batches. Then there's her having to/feeling like she has to buy supplements for a raw/cooked homemade food.

You can, in small amounts, cook meat and/or rice, maybe an egg for a dog (I've done it for mine when he went off his food), but if you're not careful you can deprive the dog of important nutrients.

There are bozos who believe in a completely raw meat diet and deprive their animals of valuable dietary needs because they don't realize dogs aren't wolves and evolved with humanity, becoming omnivores in the process. They actually require a pretty good range of things to be healthy.
 
I think someone theorized that the cats were eating dry dog food. Plausible considering how sickly those animals look. They are not getting the nutrients they need.
This will eventually kill a cat. Like @Breadbear says above, cats need a dietary source of taurine, an amino acid. Other animals, including dogs, can synthesize taurine from cysteine, another amino acid. Cats cannot do so because they lack sufficient quantities of two critical enzymes called cysteine dioxygenase and cysteine sulfinic acid decarboxylase. Commercial cat foods in the United States, even the shittiest kibble, have added taurine to address this.

At first, feline taurine deficiency is asymptomatic, but as it progresses, cats go blind, then develop heart failure secondary to dilated cardiomyopathy, which is fatal unless caught early and treated.

This dumb bitch is going to kill her cats. It's not a painless way to go, either.

(Incidentally, it's not great for dogs to eat cat food, either, although most of them really love it. Polissa needs to get her shit together or get rid of the animals. I'll take my rainbows now.)
 
I sometimes give the dog an egg every once in awhile, but give her dog food otherwise. My vet specifically told me that she should not have grain free dog food (at least as her main meal). The cat gets his own specified food. Not risking that shit.

Polissa wants steak for her anniversary:

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I sometimes give the dog an egg every once in awhile, but give her dog food otherwise. My vet specifically told me that she should not have grain free dog food (at least as her main meal). The cat gets his own specified food. Not risking that shit.

Polissa wants steak for her anniversary:

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Of course she wants to go to the place famous for their yeasty rolls and throwing trash on the floor
 
I sometimes give the dog an egg every once in awhile, but give her dog food otherwise. My vet specifically told me that she should not have grain free dog food (at least as her main meal). The cat gets his own specified food. Not risking that shit.

Polissa wants steak for her anniversary:

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My own hypothesis, which nobody asked for, is that taurine is the main factor in canine dilated cardiomyopathy related to grain free food. I think the metabolome of dogs fed a commerical grain free diet is altered and they become deficient in either taurine precursors or a critical enzyme.
 
I sometimes give the dog an egg every once in awhile, but give her dog food otherwise. My vet specifically told me that she should not have grain free dog food (at least as her main meal). The cat gets his own specified food. Not risking that shit.

Polissa wants steak for her anniversary:

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I'm not sure $50 is sufficient for dinner at Texas Roadhouse plus drinks and you know she'll want some kind of app. Then there's gas to get there and back. C'mon, grifter, make it an even $100, $10 for every miserable year.

I don't know where she gets the idea that you have to go out to eat to celebrate something, especially when you're deadass broke with 13 pets you can't take care of.
 
I'd say "feed the damn dog" is more important than "decorate a cat shitting room," but maybe I have a screw loose myself.
What I've noticed on Polissa's wish list is that it seems like every single item is listed with "Priority: Highest" or some similar variant. If everything is high-priority, than nothing is in reality - especially when a luxury item is labeled as urgent as food for someone claiming to have gone without multiple meals .

And some doom posting:
The only thing I saw in a cursory glace of headlines is a diesel shortage in Cuba. Unless that's part of a larger world-wide shortage, I'm not sure how this impacts Polissa apart from using it to bounce and squeak online in her increasingly-desperate drive to get attention and grift bucks.
 
I can't really understand how you'd even enjoy an expensive dinner out knowing you were totally broke otherwise. That alone would prevent a lot of us from feeling like celebrating, and the fact that the pets are doing without proper food would probably kill the mood for any outliers.

When you're completely broke and just struggling to tread water, it's really hard to do things that feel frivolous or unnecessary, even if you're in desperate need of an outlet for all the stress that comes with being poor. If someone gives you a gift card to a restaurant, it's difficult to convince yourself to use it rather than selling it on Facebook Marketplace and using the proceeds to buy groceries or pay bills.

I don't know how anyone could eat a steak, even a shitty one, while their dog and cats were home with nothing to eat.

Add this to the list of things that make me suspect Polissa and Josh aren't as poor as they want people to believe.
 
Sad is an 7-year-old's birthday being ignored/forgotten by their family. No 40 year old is entitled to or deserves a nice anniversary dinner out, this is not the correct grift Polissa. You can do better! Show the cat hoard again or your sickly dog! Tell us about hysterectomy shirts!

Obviously pet food isn't covered by food stamps. But couldn't she buy stuff like meat, rice, canned vegetables etc to diy some pet food instead of spending half of it on low tier soft drinks?
> looking at monstrous, inhuman pile of 12pk MelloYello boxes in the trash/recycling/kitchen floor

Absolutely not. Actually Josh and I need more money to survive $40/$200 for Hot Pockets n Jack Daniel's shredded sugar pork n groceries this months, #please consider #donating #camping #RoevWade #women #diabetic #pcos #disabilitymonth
 
What I've noticed on Polissa's wish list is that it seems like every single item is listed with "Priority: Highest" or some similar variant. If everything is high-priority, than nothing is in reality - especially when a luxury item is labeled as urgent as food for someone claiming to have gone without multiple meals .


The only thing I saw in a cursory glace of headlines is a diesel shortage in Cuba. Unless that's part of a larger world-wide shortage, I'm not sure how this impacts Polissa apart from using it to bounce and squeak online in her increasingly-desperate drive to get attention and grift bucks.
Some of the "highest priority" stuff is so random too, like DNA repair gummies and that tampon looking brain wave sleep thingy.

When I first came across Polissa she was talking about how the world was gonna starve because of that headline that the global wheat reserves were going to be out in ten weeks. She even justified it as a reason for her to make Josh toil soil in the "garden." When actually reading the articles, the main concern was countries that depended on Ukraine and Russia for wheat, not America. It was going to be tight in Burgerland too since the harvest wasn't great this year, but the risk of famine was very low. Shortages are certainly a current issue between the war and pandemic, but it's July and there is still wheat products everywhere in my area. I'm actually witnessing more of a shortage on vegetables (both fresh and frozen) than anything. I cannot find fresh broccoli anywhere except for giant ass bags of the pre cut stuff.

I think one of the screencaps made it into the OP about the garden, but others are in the E Beggars thread.
I can't really understand how you'd even enjoy an expensive dinner out knowing you were totally broke otherwise. That alone would prevent a lot of us from feeling like celebrating, and the fact that the pets are doing without proper food would probably kill the mood for any outliers.

When you're completely broke and just struggling to tread water, it's really hard to do things that feel frivolous or unnecessary, even if you're in desperate need of an outlet for all the stress that comes with being poor. If someone gives you a gift card to a restaurant, it's difficult to convince yourself to use it rather than selling it on Facebook Marketplace and using the proceeds to buy groceries or pay bills.

I don't know how anyone could eat a steak, even a shitty one, while their dog and cats were home with nothing to eat.

Add this to the list of things that make me suspect Polissa and Josh aren't as poor as they want people to believe.

I remember her going to a barbecue on Memorial Day while Bella stayed at home suffering from her ear infection. Granted, that was free, but still insensitive to me considering that her dog was gonna die because they couldn't afford to or wouldn't treat her properly.

I won't be surprised if her mystery "friend" or her mom pays for the anniversary dinner that she totally does not deserve.

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