The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Ghostse]

Just imagine being an alpaca on the tranch. Crammed together a feed-lot densities. The ground is just swirling sun-baked dirt. What food you get is hay that is just dropped and trampled. Your community shit pile grows, the one human eating it doesn't really make a dent. You are hungry and malnourished. You live in a collapsing tarp structure. The humans confining you don't do sufficient efforts to separate the sexes so the males get in to rape the females on the reg. When they do get pregnant the child is ripped from the mother as soon as possible.
You've been forced to watch as 3 of every 4 of your are hauled off to be wolf food, never to be seen again.

I mean Alpacaschwitz was sort of a joke where I figured they'd kill some via neglect but this sort of unreal.
Who ever said troons hate all females regardless of species was really on point.

I feel obligated to play devil's advocate here in saying that there is a dark horse possibility. They may have been able to offload the majority of their herd onto actual sanctuaries (I believe there was speculation that the two large herd donations were from existing sanctuaries using them as overflow for excess animals, if that's the case they are in contact with sanctuaries that have the requisite capacity) rather than killing them all. In this hypothetical scenario they have significantly reduced their stock, developed realistic expectations of what their stock and land can do for them and diverted manpower to day jobs they can use to cover their now reasonable operating costs.

Ironically if this is the case they can't say so in public as it would be tantamount to admitting failure, so the Tranch will remain schrodinger's alpacacaust for the foreseeable future.

Dude who is your copium supplier cause I got to get some of the shit you are on.
That's reasonable scenario except for the part where the trannies have willingly reduced their stock due to realistic expectations. My guess would a combination of deaths and the departure of the field troons.

 

[David Glowie]

I also feel like this probably has something to do with why all of the field serfs have left the tranch. Would they all book it over "creative differences" or whatever if it was just them giving animals away? But they'd have a lot of room for legitimate grievance if the tranch is straight up letting dozens and dozens of animals die and then making the field serfs help clean it up and cover it up.

I could be wrong, but that's the vibe I got, anyway.

Burying dozens of dead alpacas under the hot sun while Kevvie sits inside and plays with his Transformers. Nobody, no matter how crazy, would want to stay for that.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Just imagine being an alpaca on the tranch. Crammed together a feed-lot densities. The ground is just swirling sun-baked dirt. What food you get is hay that is just dropped and trampled. Your community shit pile grows, the one human eating it doesn't really make a dent. You are hungry and malnourished. You live in a collapsing tarp structure. The humans confining you don't do sufficient efforts to separate the sexes so the males get in to rape the females on the reg. When they do get pregnant the child is ripped from the mother as soon as possible.
You've been forced to watch as 3 of every 4 of your are hauled off to be wolf food, never to be seen again.

Now that's some Handmaid's Tale meets Fatelessness shit.
"Gather 'round young'uns while I recount the tale how I escaped the nightmare of Alpacaschwitz."

 

[AfghanBlue]

No mass shooter vibes here, no sir.

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At this point I’d be surprised if it’s two weeks before something happens. Genuinely worried for the nearest random people / cashier at CVS.

Also, Kev doesn’t EVEN play with his toys.

 

[Amphotericin B]

Late but it’s funny to see the these guys complain about “liberals”.

It doesn’t matter that they call themselves anarchists or communists. As long they’re supporting for democrat candidates and policy they’re the same as any Whole Foods shopping, Tesla driving liberal. Except the Whole Foods liberal is actually contributing to the tax base instead of leeching off it.

 

[Mia Zapata's Ghost]

I've been doing some digging into alpaca rescues and sanctuaries in Colorado and ran into this group. Sadly I don't have a burner account to join with, but there might be some interesting dirt in there?

Slightly unrelated, but looking at all these places that keep healthy alpacas makes it all the more evident how tragically neglected the tranch's flock is.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

interesting dirt in there?

Like what tho?

 

[Mia Zapata's Ghost]

Like what tho?

Like what the fuck happened to the missing 150 alpacas. Hopefully they went to a sanctuary and might be posted there, and they're not just dead in a Vietnam-style ditch. Give me all your rainbows if you have to.

 

[AnOminous]

Ironically if this is the case they can't say so in public as it would be tantamount to admitting failure, so the Tranch will remain schrodinger's alpacacaust for the foreseeable future.

Or they may have found bigger suckers than themselves to fob them off to, much as they were the suckers who someone else fobbed off these animals to.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Like what the fuck happened to the missing 150 alpacas. Hopefully they went to a sanctuary and might be posted there, and they're not just dead in a Vietnam-style ditch. Give me all your rainbows if you have to.

Lol, yeah no. Think worse case scenarios.

These are Troons who embody the absolute worst qualities and characteristics of both Men and Women expressed through one vessel.

 

[AnOminous]

But they'd have a lot of room for legitimate grievance if the tranch is straight up letting dozens and dozens of animals die and then making the field serfs help clean it up and cover it up.

Whoever is last on the tranch when the mass body pile is found is who gets the animal abuse charges.

 

[NotFatChild]

Whoever is last on the tranch when the mass body pile is found is who gets the animal abuse charges.

musical chairs but with a jail sentence for the one who doesnt get one.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

so I suppose burrito night will soon be back on the menu

Although, more seriously, now that I think about it they usually don't have meat in their grocery hauls if my memory's serving me correct

*Kevin stares longingly at the steaks and hamburgers in the meat section of Costco while Penny yells at him that they have 700 pounds of frozen alpaca meat at home to eat first*

 

[KiwiFuzz]

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This is not at the tranch.

Have they started off-site alpaca hoarding?

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

This is not at the tranch.

Have they started off-site alpaca hoarding?

Perhaps they're realizing its more and more difficult to pretend their 50 survivors are 200+ strong, so they've decided to donate away the herd and abandon the grisly venture conscript new alpaca's into the meat grinder to keep appearances up.

 

[Fuck Taxes]

I feel obligated to play devil's advocate here in saying that there is a dark horse possibility. They may have been able to offload the majority of their herd onto actual sanctuaries (I believe there was speculation that the two large herd donations were from existing sanctuaries using them as overflow for excess animals, if that's the case they are in contact with sanctuaries that have the requisite capacity) rather than killing them all. In this hypothetical scenario they have significantly reduced their stock, developed realistic expectations of what their stock and land can do for them and diverted manpower to day jobs they can use to cover their now reasonable operating costs.

The trancheros are too lazy, too retarded, and too few in number to properly and quietly dispose of 150 dead alpaca's so this is the most likely answer in my eyes.

 

[Ghostse]

The trancheros are too lazy, too retarded, and too few in number to properly and quietly dispose of 150 dead alpaca's so this is the most likely answer in my eyes.

Counter point, there is a wolf sanctuary that they have taken at least a few animals to for disposal, and I believe they get paid a few bucks. Trannies like any good grifter will do the minimum effort possible, but will move heaven and earth to make a few bucks if its at the expense & inconvenience of someone. And being sold off as wolf food is pretty inconvenient.

 

[Miss Misery]

This is not at the tranch.

Yes it is, it's on the east side of the main house. The old hot tub is in the background.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Counter point, there is a wolf sanctuary that they have taken at least a few animals to for disposal, and I believe they get paid a few bucks.

FWIW, I think it's been joked about in the thread so much that it's sort of become accepted fact, but as far as I know there's never been any actual evidence that they take dead alpaca to the wolf sanctuary. Very early on there was a twitter post of theirs taking what I believe was a dead chicken to the sanctuary, and things spiralled out from there.

(Eta: we had basically seen this in tweet form, could only find a secondhand recounting in some puff piece about them)


If there has been actual proof they take alpaca carcasses there I'd love if someone could post/quote it, but I'm fairly sure it's never been more than oft-repeated conjecture.

 

[AnOminous]

If there has been actual proof they take alpaca carcasses there I'd love if someone could post/quote it, but I'm fairly sure it's never been more than oft-repeated conjecture.

I also think it's a reasonable likelihood they managed to find another sucker to take at least some of them. After all, they could just repeat the lies they were told about how profitable these nearly useless animals are (at least in money-making terms for an operation at their size and general level of incompetence).