DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[ParksydeDhil]

It's the only pussy he let's get close to him. And I imagine that fat Khet would break the bed by now

Realistic aren't you supposed to consumate the marriage the night of or during the honeymoon? You might have a point here since philburt was too busy being a Karen on twitter during their honeymoon.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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>nightly box ride
40 years old

lol @ the AC unit that's creating heat in the room.

Why does the cat sleep with phil instead of kat?

He thinks he can stop it from pissing on his vests when they end up on the floor.

 

[Robust User]

pissing on his vests

This is good news. Great news in fact.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

I couldn't resist.

 

[Grammatik]

I locked our family cat in my room when I was five. Cat took a dump on my bed.

Amber alert.

 

[SojiroSakura]

I am not an expert in animal behaviour, but I do believe we've seen enough evidence on camera of Jasper absolutely hating Phil. Feel kinda bad for the poor animal and see it as an extra reason to despise Phil.

JASPER KITTY GET DOWN FROM THERE. THAT'S IT, you're ahhtta here!

 

[Bored Euro Trash]

Feel kinda bad for the poor animal

1. You shouldn't
2. His name is Phil

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil still trying to convince people that he's changed and totally isn't racist. All of that stuff from mid 2010's is the old Phil. Never mind the "it's a black woman".

 

[Iron Hamster]

hide yer backpack

 

[SomeBoyo]

Realistic aren't you supposed to consumate the marriage the night of or during the honeymoon? You might have a point here since philburt was too busy being a Karen on twitter during their honeymoon.

They didn't have a honeymoon, debunked.

 

[Swick]

Stray quote predictions: "OMG JASPER DOES THAT. JASPER DOES THAT!!!

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

"My house is an echo chamber" - Phil's mush mouth like a broken clock strikes right once.

 

[UaineRunei]

JASPER KITTY GET DOWN FROM THERE. THAT'S IT, you're ahhtta here!

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Phil still trying to convince people that he's changed and totally isn't racist. All of that stuff from mid 2010's is the old Phil. Never mind the "it's a black woman".

He used his old "muh generalized racial humor" meme phrase again. He doesn't realize that racism comes from generalizing a group so he just said that his humor is racist. And personally I don't give a shit if a joke is racist or not, I just care if it's good or not but Phil's racial humor is on the level of his brother-in-brain-damage Brendan Schaub where he just uses a retard voice and broken English to imitate Asians and uses a "funny" voice to talk about ethnic food.

1. You shouldn't
2. His name is Phil

That fuckin' animal Burnell... can't even say his name...

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

This camera talk shows how fucking stupid he is. Just use an iphone.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

At least Jathper Kitty seems healthy from that picture. Probably also incredibly bored.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

jesus, he's already drunk slurring his words with this weird hate boner for no more heroes 3 muttering something about Akira cause it's coming out on other platforms.

Apparently phil, the pro-gamer extraordinaire with a business degree doesn't understand that perhaps Nintendo had an exclusivity deal that ran out? Which oddly he's bitched about sony dose it so he does know this but then doesn't.

This is something that was announced in april, they just revealed the physical edition, way to keep on the pluse of gaming news there level 1.

You know with this and the John Romero made up stories, if he spent half the time just looking up what he was going to talk about instead being an attention starved teenaged girl on social media he would still sound like an idiot but an kinda informed idiot. I bounced when I heard PC so I have no idea how much of an idiot he's sounding like now.

 

[SomeBoyo]

1500-2000 dollar PC He thought it would take 2500-3000, so 1k for camera
Anyway, DSP's streams in a nutshell.

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Blinds were 200 dollars.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He used his old "muh generalized racial humor" meme phrase again. He doesn't realize that racism comes from generalizing a group so he just said that his humor is racist. And personally I don't give a shit if a joke is racist or not, I just care if it's good or not but Phil's racial humor is on the level of his brother-in-brain-damage Brendan Schaub where he just uses a retard voice and broken English to imitate Asians and uses a "funny" voice to talk about ethnic food.


That fuckin' animal Burnell... can't even say his name...

Schaub is a good comparison but he has the excuse of being hit in the head too much.

 

[Kheapathic]

Phil can't figure out how to stop sunlight from coming in through the window. He's never heard of blackout curtains, or done the tinfoil+black construction paper.