Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Johnny Anal Beads]

"His name was Fat Rick Tomlinson"

Narrator: This is Rick. Rick had bitch tits. This was a support group for men with atalkers. The big moosie slobbering all over me... that was Rick.

His name was PAUL R. NELSON


Ya see Dan, that's an O&A reference.

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

I could be wrong as I’m not a Star Wars guy but isn’t the asteroid belt in that movie the detritus of Alderaan which just got destroyed?

Either way, how resolutely pointless to cite a star wars film about scientific accuracy.

 

[Cactuar King]

I could be wrong as I’m not a Star Wars guy but isn’t the asteroid belt in that movie the detritus of Alderaan which just got destroyed?

Either way, how resolutely pointless to cite a star wars film about scientific accuracy.

Nope, different star system entirely.

 

[Teknorat]

His name was PAUL R. NELSON


Ya see Dan, that's an O&A reference.

O&A is an abbreviation of Opie and Anthony, a now defunct shock jock show Dan.

 

[Octavia]

This has to have been done already, but Marathon Pat is just too exploitable. How is one man so eminently memeable.
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He looks fat, even in extremely loose fitting gymwear, wow!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

His mother is the key to everything. We really are in Psycho territory here, right down to the effeminate mannerisms.

Big Niki’s sunglasses must be surgically attached to her head. Instead of a veil, she wore sunnies at her wedding.

 

[Broadside]

His mother is the key to everything. We really are in Psycho territory here, right down to the effeminate mannerisms.

Big Niki’s sunglasses must be surgically attached to her head. Instead of a veil, she wore sunnies at her wedding.

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Brilliant work lmao.
Anyone else feel like the Pativerse is slowing down a little? When we gonna get some news on the lawsuit or something else new and funny?

 

[NotFatChild]

Brilliant work lmao.
Anyone else feel like the Pativerse is slowing down a little? When we gonna get some news on the lawsuit or something else new and funny?

I often feel the same about one of my other favorite cows, rioley. The difference is that while rioley often goes 1 month+ between having a violent, public spergout - pat cant even go a week or two before doing something else incredibly stupid.

 

[TollBoothWilly]

Brilliant work lmao.
Anyone else feel like the Pativerse is slowing down a little? When we gonna get some news on the lawsuit or something else new and funny?

Its only been 2 weeks since the Tourque Wheeler thing, He will embarrass himself again in a spectacular way soon enough.

 

[Trayvon Fartin]

Anyone else feel like the Pativerse is slowing down a little? When we gonna get some news on the lawsuit or something else new and funny?

It only feels like it’s slowing down because lately it’s been going 120 MPH

 

[Piggy Higuera]

He just "no, child"ed his mother, we don't have the same definition of slowing down. He's amazing every day.

 

[Uncle Ted]

So #blessed to see my brother running in the Special Olympics in spite of his disabilities!

 

[Broadside]

Pat's latest pinned tweet is cracking me up. Ah yes, spam replying to the aTalkers, making enemies, demanding we abolish the US and posting shit about Star Wars is "defending democracy".
39 likes? I'm sure that translated to a ton of book sales!

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

Brilliant work lmao.
Anyone else feel like the Pativerse is slowing down a little? When we gonna get some news on the lawsuit or something else new and funny?

Torque Wheeler and carpet bombing every contact form in existence is slowing down? Just because we don't have a drunk alog show up to Hoolie's every week doesn't mean things are slowing down. We still need to see the outcome of his fence and how Quasi's ninja lawyer is doing.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Torque Wheeler and carpet bombing every contact form in existence is slowing down? Just because we don't have a drunk alog show up to Hoolie's every week doesn't mean things are slowing down. We still need to see the outcome of his fence and how Quasi's ninja lawyer is doing.

I do want to hear from the inside-out fence. Shouldn’t he be fixed by now? Will Fat Rick get a fine?

 

[Broadside]

Torque Wheeler and carpet bombing every contact form in existence is slowing down? Just because we don't have a drunk alog show up to Hoolie's every week doesn't mean things are slowing down. We still need to see the outcome of his fence and how Quasi's ninja lawyer is doing.

Yeah I s'pose, but I feel like those things are taking forever. A rascal passed by Pat's house and said the fence is still up, still the wrong way around

 

[Formerly Trucks]

Since some good Samaritan has decided to crash into a power pole in my neighborhood (if I lived anywhere near Milwaukee I'd have a suspect), I decided to make another Fat Rick marathon meme, my rough take on a classic that I had to do with my phone:

 

[AnOminous]

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He legit looks retarded here. Even more than usual. The look of helmet headed determination, the tiny clenched fists and the awkward, tardish way he is holding his arms makes it look like a picture from the local paper above a story about the special Olympics. The only people who do that weird non swinging arm thing are obese mall walker type women and retards.

Arguing on Twitter is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded a CHIIIILD.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

It only feels like it’s slowing down because lately it’s been going 120 MPH

Wrong again, child. Pat's V4 Mustang tops out at 75.

 

[Ophelia]

Cow watching takes patience. Pat demands less patience than other cows do, though. His udders are fruitful indeed.