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I may be wrong but I believe for some providers it's only a soft inquiry and not a hard check on your credit. Especially if you ever had service previously.
There's also always the possibility it's in someone else's name.
The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt - Ethan Ralph is on the run like a greased pig telling everyone they will never find him. Inevitably, they will. Post clues and speculation here.
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I may be wrong but I believe for some providers it's only a soft inquiry and not a hard check on your credit. Especially if you ever had service previously.
There's also always the possibility it's in someone else's name.
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Don't think this has already been posted.
Retard running mouth hints dropped while having problems with his Internet connection:
https://cozy.tv/ethanralph/replays/2022-07-19_4
@1:56 "I'm trying not to kick a hole in the wall, Since its not my house i wont do that" - So, its not even his own place.
@10:37 "Yeah, they are supposed to be resetting the router. I don't have the router in here, if i did it would be a different story" -LOL, he has home mates, he doesn't even have access to the room with the router, he doesn't even have his own place anymore!
He might be sleeping in YOBA's couch or something, LOL, nearly 40 years old and can't even afford a place for his daughter and forever fiancee.
Someone with the right gear can clip it before he deletes this video, its only 11:30 long.
Retard running mouth hints dropped while having problems with his Internet connection:
https://cozy.tv/ethanralph/replays/2022-07-19_4
@1:56 "I'm trying not to kick a hole in the wall, Since its not my house i wont do that" - So, its not even his own place.
@10:37 "Yeah, they are supposed to be resetting the router. I don't have the router in here, if i did it would be a different story" -LOL, he has home mates, he doesn't even have access to the room with the router, he doesn't even have his own place anymore!
He might be sleeping in YOBA's couch or something, LOL, nearly 40 years old and can't even afford a place for his daughter and forever fiancee.
Someone with the right gear can clip it before he deletes this video, its only 11:30 long.
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I jokingly guessed he was living in a flop house. Its sounding more and more like this is actually the case.
Imagine having to share a bathroom with Ralph.
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Time for some honking.
Honestly, how could this go wrong? If Ralph is trying to imply that he's nesting in someone else's home, he'll just get all his surroundings fucking swatted in a delusional, criminal and lame attempt to find his dox. Why bring that onto your relatives and so called friends, Ralphy? Just so the right thing and DM me your dox so I can change that text under my avatar.
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Tbf if you're renting a place it's technically not yours and kicking a hole in it would fuck you, so that's not really a signal of anything. He's never had his own place.
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Imagine May and Rozy moving in to live with BA and Loulz. The YOBA family hour premieres this Saturday! Sadly I’m afraid May would go along with something like that but thankful it’s too gross for Baked.
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For all of Baked's retardation he's somehow managed to never impregnate anyone (as far as we know anyway).
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As a wizard I can attest to how difficult this would be.
Finding someone through astral projection isn't hard if you have their name, which we do. The problem lies with the after effects, whatever you see in the astral realm you remember forever. This also includes smells.
So can I find ralph? Easily. Can I live with the constant memory of how ralph looks and more importantly how he smells on a spiritual level? Hell no! I may love some shitposts but I am not going through that torture just to get some info he will tell us any day now. Sorry guys, we got to do this the old fashioned way.
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Being the rage pig he is, he'll eventually get kicked out. Nobody wants some repulsive drunken guntpig shitting up their place indefinitely.
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LOL Ralph can't even access the router to reset it. He's renting a room. Flat broke confirmed!
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So is he claiming he's going to move his horse and foal/piglet into a single rented room?
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Can anyone rule this one out? Looks purple to me. Listing is gone but the images where in google images cache
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Here you go, kinda lame clips
That's why he's so confident that nobody gonna find Him, he's in someone's house? Imagine having Ralph as a roommate
I would not let Ralph touch the router either or give him all the bandwith too
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I'm older than Ralph but when I got out of shared living arrangements many years ago, I made a pact, like an Auschwitz survivor: Never Again. Neither apartment nor share house.
Surely he'd feel the same way but he doesn't have the means. Lol.
Surely he'd feel the same way but he doesn't have the means. Lol.
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He is renting a wing in a palatial villa you dumb fucks
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I hope the day drinking pays off because if he's restraining himself from hollerin' because of housemates then he needs this W because drunk + inflated ego = shouting.
Is he living in a semi-detached house? I think that's what they are called?
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The more this whole thing develops the more I become convinced there is some central event / impetus driving all of his behavior. Up until recently Ralph was challenging randos on Twitter to come to his house and fight him. He would laugh off the swatting to the point he was posting videos making jokes with the EMT's on the welfare checks. Hell, upon hearing his own son got swatted his response was "Welcome to the Jungle".
Ralph is a ton of shitty things but for better or worse (usually worse) he doesn't tend to let people see him run. Sure he'll bitch out of things, mainly because of laziness, alcoholism, greed, pride, etc. But upon seeing Cog he actually charged, he ran at Riley, etc. He's not a guy would go into hiding over corn, pork rinds and a bumper sticker.
Considering we know he's in a shared living space, he's cut off from his Never-Wife / mother substitute, seemingly without a lot of the creature comforts his fat ass is used to, it seems like Ralph almost heel turned on a dime and decided to sacrifice a ton of creature comforts and personal space as well as break a newly re-signed lease just because he felt like moving.
Some event has occurred that we don't fully see or understand yet that will explain all this behavior. A person obsessed with proving to the world he's living great doesn't just burn all their comforts and start hiding for nothing. Either he looked over his shoulder and saw all the consequences of his shitty behavior catching up to him much closer than he thought they were or something new has happened that has him beyond scared. If we figure that out, we'll have a big piece to the puzzle.
Ralph is a ton of shitty things but for better or worse (usually worse) he doesn't tend to let people see him run. Sure he'll bitch out of things, mainly because of laziness, alcoholism, greed, pride, etc. But upon seeing Cog he actually charged, he ran at Riley, etc. He's not a guy would go into hiding over corn, pork rinds and a bumper sticker.
Considering we know he's in a shared living space, he's cut off from his Never-Wife / mother substitute, seemingly without a lot of the creature comforts his fat ass is used to, it seems like Ralph almost heel turned on a dime and decided to sacrifice a ton of creature comforts and personal space as well as break a newly re-signed lease just because he felt like moving.
Some event has occurred that we don't fully see or understand yet that will explain all this behavior. A person obsessed with proving to the world he's living great doesn't just burn all their comforts and start hiding for nothing. Either he looked over his shoulder and saw all the consequences of his shitty behavior catching up to him much closer than he thought they were or something new has happened that has him beyond scared. If we figure that out, we'll have a big piece to the puzzle.
Ralph is not the type to consider long term consequences like safety deposits, if he;s mentioning it its because he's afraid someone would charge in and kick him out of the house as soon as they saw the damage he made to the property.
One thing's for sure, we've been looking at the wrong listings, need to look for room rentals. N
o wonder he mentioned it was furnished, rooms almost always are.
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No fucking way he's renting a room or something furnished. He'll get evicted in a month.
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