DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
DerichLovesSSI said:
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I like how he puts his hand up like how he points up the total amount of tips he begged to his paypigs. Also that $137 caught me off-guard for how much anon whaled for Phil. The first paypig didn't even go as far as the second paypig does.
Batteries? Pigroach would have to pigsplain why he would never swap those double A batts and always put up pigscuses why he does not do such things. All those paypig bucks would always end up being consumed, or saved for purchasing expensive stuff anyway.
 
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This game that he is playing looks like a shit, it's a walking simulator with no gameplay, all you have to do is point and click, something that would be more acceptable if the story was good but in this case the story is shit, for example at one moment the main characters are being chased by the police after committing a robbery , the mission ends and in the next scene they are in a motel where they took the owners and employees hostage at gunpoint while running away from the police, the police didn't see them enter somehow and the main characters say that they just want a place to stay until things calm down, all the while the main characters are holding the hostages on their knees with their hands up with their guns pointing at their faces.

A few seconds later a woman comes from behind the counter pointing a gun at the main characters telling them to drop their guns, and fucking listen to this stupid bullshit, the woman pointing a gun at the main characters is told by one of the hostages that it doesn't have to be this way, the woman doesn't need to shoot them , THEY CAN HELP THEM IN WHATEVER TROUBLE THEY GOT STUCK INTO! , what the fuck kind of reaction is that? Imagine if two retards got inside your house, they are holding you hostage at gun point and one of your family members points a gun at them , would be like "don't kill them!!! we can help them out!! they don't need to die!!" , not only that's fucking retarded and unrealistic but on top of that the woman just told them to drop their weapons, not that she was gonna kill them, if she was going to shot she would have just shoot. This game writing is retarded as shit and I have only been exposed to three minutes of it, and to top it all off the cut scenes are animated in that cheap style where they have a drawing followed by another drawing that implies movement a few seconds later (I don't know how it's called) for example the character is sitting down in a drawing, then 1 seconds later a drawing is show of the character standing up, then 1 seconds later of the character walking to the door, it looks like cheap and bad.

The whole thing won't fit in a clip but youtube takes you to that part of the stream if you click on it: https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxFFm10vkSMx5pvWCkU8cT_nNkXNJ5CJ6D
 
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Funko Pops NFT collector said:
This game that he is playing looks like a shit, it's a walking simulator with no gameplay, all you have to do is point and click, something that would be more acceptable if the story was good but in this case the story is shit, for example at one moment the main characters are being chased by the police after committing a robbery , the mission ends and in the next scene they are in a motel where they took the owners and employees hostage at gunpoint while running away from the police, the police didn't see them enter somehow and the main characters say that they just want a place to stay until things calm down, all the while the main characters are holding the hostages on their knees with their hands up with their guns pointing at their faces.

A few seconds later a woman comes from behind the counter pointing a gun at the main characters telling them to drop their guns, and fucking listen to this stupid bullshit, the woman pointing a gun at the main characters is told by one of the hostages that it doesn't have to be this way, the woman doesn't need to shoot them , THEY CAN HELP THEM IN WHATEVER TROUBLE THEY GOT STUCK INTO! , what the fuck kind of reaction is that? Imagine if two retards got inside your house, they are holding you hostage at gun point and one of your family members points a gun at them , would be like "don't kill them!!! we can help them out!! they don't need to die!!" , not only that's fucking retarded and unrealistic but on top of that the woman just told them to drop their weapons, not that she was gonna kill them, if she was she would have just shoot. This game writing is retarded as shit and I have only been exposed to three minutes of it, and to top it all off the cut scenes are animated in that cheap style where they have a drawing followed by another drawing that implies movement a few seconds later (I don't know how it's called) for example the character is sitting down in a drawing, then 1 seconds later a drawing is show of the character standing up, then 1 seconds later of the character walking to the door, it looks like cheap and bad.

The whole thing won't fit in a clip but youtube takes you to that part of the stream if you click on it: https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxFFm10vkSMx5pvWCkU8cT_nNkXNJ5CJ6D
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Well its a "watch the stupid story, listen the awful dialogue and sometimes press a button" kinda game. Its made for retards. Just look at dsp right now and tell me he is not retarded.
 
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CoomerCouch v2.69 said:
Can Phil go a single game with black people in it without being really racist, especially in David Cage games?
I'm sure the pearl-clutchers at Reddit and dexerto would get a field day out of this one.


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He really can't help himself when he's on that money high, can he? Only this time it's WAY more deliberate than "Philsanigger"
 
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Gotta Groom Em All said:
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Strafed Philbergs insta and found this, thought I ended up on a detractor account for a minute.

Nope. Dude is proudly posting pics of himself looking like he belongs in a damn nursing home.

This is two years ago, too. Give me clock reacts if you want but holy fuck
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the one that shows off how big of a pussy is when he showed himself wearing a long sleeved shirt cause he couldn't put the het on cause 2broke

also that slave "joke" WOW holy shit...
 
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Excuse the off-topic post but I think the state of the modern detractor "sphere" is embarrassing. I got into following the guy, like a lot, after he stroked his penne, but I continued to follow him because of Tevin. Tevin always seemed to be able to take even the most boring DSP streams and make them palatable. I believe LSB was sort of able to carry that torch later on. But after the retirement of those two the sphere has went to shit.

The first major problem with the modern restreamers is how they do their streams in a scheduled, weekly, sometimes daily basis. Now as entertaining as dark  can be, he doesn't spill enough gold dust to warrant daily, full, restreams. And it shows by how they act; I tune into a modern restream and it feels like I'm listening to a wagie clock into his shift. They just get angry, and annoyed, and mute constantly, which begs the question, why would I watch that? Why should I watch a stream from someone who's just miserable and provides no other commentary besides being miserable and annoyed? Is that entertaining? Maybe for some .

The other issue with the detractors is I feel they have become too much of a "community". I'm not saying we should return to SOK gayops or anything, but, because they are so close with each other, they refuse to tread on each other's timeslots. The end result of this is that, instead of having multiple options to watch, we get stuck with only one. I remember his most recent Halloween stream- which have always been my favorite dark ""event""- the only person who I can find restreaming, was someone that I find incredibly boring and not funny (I won't say because he seems like a good guy and reads the thread I just think his content is bad).

TLDR: I think the modern restreamers see restreaming as an obligation, and are audibly miserable throughout 99% of the his streams, yet they do it daily and still bitch. Idk if it's just me but I find listening to someone bitch and be angry and miserable to be the opposite of entertaining. I also think they are too afraid to step on each other's toes, which creates a bear market for US, the listeners, who are forced to choose between one shitty restreamer, or raw DSP, which is becoming more preferable.

There's my blog post 😁
 
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CoomerCouch v2.69 said:
Can Phil go a single game with black people in it without being really racist, especially in David Cage games?
I'm sure the pearl-clutchers at Reddit and dexerto would get a field day out of this one.


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"alright boys prepare the slave trade"
I dont get it. Has the slave trade not been prepared? Does it need to be prepped before ingratiating a new slave into its mix? I don't understand.

"we're selling her right off for profits"
You're selling her right? What slave owner talks like that? Or you mean you're selling her right off. As opposed to keeping her for a while then selling her? For profits? What would you sell her for otherwise? Fun? I don't understand.

Phil takes an easy racist joke and butchers it beyond belief. I'm in awe at this man's lack of charisma.
 
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