Who are your favorite and least favorite troll?

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Didn't they ask him to tase himself to activate his electric powers?
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Nah, Chris wanted to taze a couple of his quartz crystals because he thought it would help with the Dimensional Merge... he read something about piezoelectrics and thought his magically enchanted crystals would merge the dimensions if he applied a current... Praetor was going to let him borrow one of their tasers to try it out.

Which was still fucking stupid of them. Bad idea to hand a mentally ill retard such as Chris a weapon, no telling what he'd do with it once it's in his hand.
 
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Whether or not Praetor had told Chris to tase Chris, it's still a pretty fucked up idea to write that on the box, after they've been accussed of wanting to get Chris to tase himself. Do they really want all of that negative attention?
 
Honestly? Bluespike, because of how polarizing he was, or Liquid Chris. Least favorite is the Asperchu Four or Clyde Cash.

I get how horrific what he did was to Chris, and while at the time I thought it was hilarious, once I got out of my edgy, angry teen phase (was 16 when it happened) I realized how fucked up it was. But after the revelations of him engaging in dubiously consensual incest - I honestly can't decide if, from what we know of Barb, if it was consensual or not - and the whole list of other bullshit he's been doing... Fuck it, Bluespike is hilarious again. Plus, in all honesty, I don't think Bluespike damaged Chris' psyche / mental state all that badly once

Liquid Chris was interesting, but Kasey ruined a lot of the hilarity by not shutting her fat mouth. Liquid and Solid going at it was hilarious, but Kasey kept shouting over them and telling them to 'stop'.

While Alec did a half-decent webcomic to fuck with Chris, the fact that they went out of their way to fuck with CWCville revealed to every insane ween that 'If I can fuck with CWCville Chris thinks it is real and it hurts him badly' is pretty shitty.

Clyde Cash was, what, 30 different people from the "PVCC", and that 'forum' was pretty gay, especially when compared to the CWCki forums - One became infested with troons and the other became the Kiwi Farms.
 
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I think Chris is always his most entertaining troll, maybe Bob too. All the best CWC moments are just because of him or Bob. So these next too are just who I like and dislike reading about entertainment wise

I think anything with Sockness gets a bit too weird for my tastes. It’s kind of a funny idea conceptually that a guy wants to fuck Chris but then it just becomes gross to think about. I thought Heather was always interesting to read about because of the secret identity, but once you find out she’s a lolcow who sucked up to get her name taken off it becomes less interesting.

Man in the pickle suit is probably the best troll, both not being a bad person just mildly fucking with chris and also just being hilarious conceptually. The idea guys are probably the most interesting people to read about. Not because theyre good trolls but the CWCki articles are really well written at getting you to root against them
 
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Most entertaining? Chris trolling himself. Troll I enjoyed the most: Alec Benson Leary just because how he could make Chris squirm by confronting him with reality. Most hated is probably Joshua Allen Weiss and the rest of the Idea Guys just because they turned Chris into a gay tranny but also the extortion.
 
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I'm going to be a contrarian here but my least favorite is Liquid Chris. There are trolls who have done more fucked up shit to Chris like Blue Spike, Bella, Idea Guys...but I'm tired of people praising this guy like he's the peak of comedy when all he did was harras an autistic man child to the point in which he was throwing temper tantrums because he was afraid someone was stealing his identity. Besides, he and his twin were using fucking Chris Chan of all people to make themselves look good in comparison, and his twin brother ended up jealous over the e-fame Liquid Chris was gaining. That is just pathetic. Also, his landwhale of a girlfriend was obnoxious.
The best one I guess is Alec Benson Leary for trying to reason with Chris for once instead of just making fun of him.
 
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Homoti said:
I'm going to be a contrarian here but my least favorite is Liquid Chris. There are trolls who have done more fucked up shit to Chris like Blue Spike, Bella, Idea Guys...but I'm tired of people praising this guy like he's the peak of comedy when all he did was harras an autistic man child to the point in which he was throwing temper tantrums because he was afraid someone was stealing his identity. Besides, he and his twin were using fucking Chris Chan of all people to make themselves look good in comparison, and his twin brother ended up jealous over the e-fame Liquid Chris was gaining. That is just pathetic. Also, his landwhale of a girlfriend was obnoxious.
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Liquid wasn't "harmless" either, as people claim. Sure he didn't initially intend to fuck with Chris, but when Jack Thaddeus had shown Chris to him, Liquid saw his opportunity right then and there when Chris began to freak out. They even had to fake a kidnapping for god's sake.
 
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PsychoNerd054 said:
Liquid wasn't "harmless" either, as people claim. Sure he didn't initially intend to fuck with Chris, but when Jack Thaddeus had shown Chris to him, Liquid saw his opportunity right then and there when Chris began to freak out. They even had to fake a kidnapping for god's sake.
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Exactly, he had the chance to take advantage of Chris Chan and took it in a heart bit. Honestly, I don't get how people can defend any of his trolls. Chris Chan is a fucked up guy who has done very horrible stuff, but everyone who trolled him just pushed him over the edge more and more and they don't deserved any sympathy.
 
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Alec Benson Leary was both the best and worst of the trolls. He was the best because he was a humorous and witty individual who closed the Classic Chris period on a high note by being relatively light-hearted and trying to use trolling as a way to help Chris to some degree after that era had taken a turn for the dark after the Bluespike incident (the first of several descents into darkness) and the boring by the successive, less and less creative, string of catfishes.

I don't know if he would have continued trolling Chris had Bob not passed away but by 2011 there was hardly anything new or interesting about Chris-Chan and arguably he never recovered, his later sagas being vastly different.

He was the worst of the trolls because he codified Chris range of action to the internet, swallowed him up in a drama so intrincate and online-based that he effectively became terminally online and his tactics would set ground for the Idea Guys saga. It was Alec Benson Leary the troll who refined the idea of getting stuff from Chris through roleplaying.
 
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Man in the pickle suit saga was like a Saturday morning cattoon, it was almost innocently silly. Those definitely feel like simpler times than now.
 

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Liquid was the best becaues his interactions had genuine comedic value. Other trolls were sort of funny but were too malicious to deserve anyones resppect
 
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