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[Attractive Sexhaver]

Personally, I cannot wait for Kevvy with bolt ons. Is it an egregious waste of resources that flies in the face of everything I believe healthcare is meant to do in a society? Yes. But is he going to look fucking hilarious? Also yes. In a crumbling society where wasted resources are the norm, at least I can and will lol at this plotline.

Kev getting tax payer funded bolt ons couldn't be more offensive if he was taking the welfare money himself straight out of the pockets of single mothers. The only saving grace is that there is no scenario where he doesn't look like a hideous freak. Even if he wins the titty lottery and surgeons give him a perfect pair of fakies, they're still going to be attached to Kevin. It will look as unnerving as a serial killer wearing a skin mask made from a super model's face.

 

[CansOfCant]

Jen got to have her metabolism rewired for cop[r]ophagy!

I keep seeing this word used in this thread, but I don't think it's being used correctly - and forgive me if I'm wrong, but I really don't want to literally shit up my search history for it.

Jen's the coprophiliac. But they're all shitheads.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Look, whatever the word would be for having to constantly devour shit or starve to death for wont of nutrients.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I keep seeing this word used in this thread, but I don't think it's being used correctly - and forgive me if I'm wrong, but I really don't want to literally shit up my search history for it.

Jen's the coprophiliac. But they're all shitheads.

Coprophilia is the sexual kind of degeneracy, coprophagia is the shit-eating one. Nick Bate tried to use coprophilia as a legal defence and Jen is a coprophage. If the latter feels sexual arousal while eating shit it's both.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I image ever single plastic surgeon he sees about his bolt ons are all trying to nudge him towards some fucking facial plastic surgery or even just a facial scrub.

Like Kevin’s just gonna end up looking like Miss Garrison from south park with his deep wrinkles and balding head but massive lobsided booba.

He’s gonna get mad that in public, people will still stare at his face and he’s gonna have to be like “Excuse me! My boobs are down here!”

Gonna be fucking hysterical.

 

[AMHOLIO]

(Like, actually ill, not "I don't have the spoons to come downstairs and say hi to our guests" ill).

Most people don't willingly make themselves disabled. Anyone who is disabled or more likely has disabled relatives can tell you how much of a pain chronic care is, especially as you get older.

I rated it feels but I'll get over it soon.

I genuinely wonder why he wants fake tits. Has he ever wondered it himself? Like, tits aren't the reason he's not having more sex or having more people attracted to him. No one looks at Kevvy and thinks, hmmm I'd hit that IF he had giant, too-far-apart false titties. He hasn't even finished getting an Amhole! What happened to the dig a new stinkditch arc? This shit is objectively insane. How on Earth a licensed therapist can validate to themselves signing a letter for MORE surgery when he still needs "revisions" to have functioning genitalia is absolutely beyond me.

Like someone else said, it turns him on. His libido doesn't function like it used to but his brain is still conditioned to produce happy chemicals when thought by Kevin. Really, he needs a change of pace and something to look forward to, as well as a sense of """self fulfillment""" by """accomplishing""" this. He's a simple man.

More and more troon supporters are slowly coming to this realization. It will be the troon movement's undoing (that and the pedophilia)

Wasn't this how some hardercore fundamentalists broke down in the 90s-2000s and lost a portion of it's power? History, man.

coast on painkillers and the euphoria of change for a bit, then crash hard, become depressed, and then e-beg for more surgeries because he is incapable of learning.

Truer words have never been said than "Kevin will not learn, again."

I can't see a future to where Kevin is happy. It feels like there's no way for him to change meaningfully. The best he can do is bitter sweet.

 

[Oxyjen]

where he doesn't look like a hideous freak. Even if he wins the titty lottery and surgeons give him a perfect pair of fakies, they're still going to be attached to Kevin. It will look as unnerving as a serial killer wearing a skin mask made from a super model's face.

Fact.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

Most people don't willingly make themselves disabled. Anyone who is disabled or more likely has disabled relatives can tell you how much of a pain chronic care is, especially as you get older.

I rated it feels but I'll get over it soon.


Like someone else said, it turns him on. His libido doesn't function like it used to but his brain is still conditioned to produce happy chemicals when thought by Kevin. Really, he needs a change of pace and something to look forward to, as well as a sense of """self fulfillment""" by """accomplishing""" this. He's a simple man.


Wasn't this how some hardercore fundamentalists broke down in the 90s-2000s and lost a portion of it's power? History, man.


Truer words have never been said than "Kevin will not learn, again."

I can't see a future to where Kevin is happy. It feels like there's no way for him to change meaningfully. The best he can do is bitter sweet.

At the same time, he’s living the life of his dreams: a perpetual early adolescence where he doesn’t work, makes no adult decisions, is shielded from scary reality, and is on the internet all day.
So maybe this is the happiest he can be?

 

[Brain Problems]

I'm still confused how he's getting tax-payer tits. Is this a Colorado thing or a federal government thing or an "I'm poor and mentally ill so gibs" thing? Isn't this the type of situation that small-government conservatives could build entire campaigns on?

 

[Borscht]

At the same time, he’s living the life of his dreams: a perpetual early adolescence where he doesn’t work, makes no adult decisions, is shielded from scary reality, and is on the internet all day.
So maybe this is the happiest he can be?

That's where that nasty Maslowe hierarchy of needs kick in. Once people's basic needs are provided for, they cease being happy without self-actualization, even if it takes form of "cracking the eggs" on Twitter as a "trans elder".

 

[MissAnthropist]

I'm still confused how he's getting tax-payer tits. Is this a Colorado thing or a federal government thing or an "I'm poor and mentally ill so gibs" thing? Isn't this the type of situation that small-government conservatives could build entire campaigns on?

It's absolutely insane, isn't it? CO has pretty good state-sponsored healthcare (Medicaid vs the federal MediCARE) for folks who are disabled or otherwise unable to work/get employer sponsored health insurance, and by good I mean fairly liberal and comprehensive in a lot of ways.

Kaiser, a giant conglomerate monopoly type medical provider is the one contracted to provide the majority of Medicaid services it seems, based on Kevvy's tweets. Kaiser is not known for good care, quick care or any sort of bedside manner, but they ARE known for doing anything and everything to make money for themselves.

So the situation here is that BA is not a "typical" covered thing for Troons, but Kevvy has lucked upon a situation where there's probably some vague language in CO Medicaid troon care about covering BA under circumstances where it would "vastly improve" the patient's quality of life, and Kaiser is in this for all the money they can make off of Kevin.

So he goes to see a therapist who is a Kaiser employee. That therapist makes money writing a boilerplate letter for Kevvy to get tits (or in the past, a frankengina) who then goes through other Kaiser doctors/employees, all of whom are getting paid by the state of CO for this service. Kaiser doesn't care that this isnt gonna help Kevvy, and they don't care that they're wasting resources because this is all about the almighty dollar. BA is such a routine procedure at this point, it's relatively cheap for Kaiser to perform, with a high payout from the state to their underlying cost ratio.

This is also why he can't get a call back about his revision; he's going to have to go out of state and out of "network" (ie, not Kaiser) to get the new Amhole drilled. If it doesn't make them money Kaiser will not do a damn thing. He's never getting the new hole unless some doctor in CO working for Kaiser starts doing PPT.

Sorry to Sperg slightly about all this, I just wanted non burgers to see that this isn't about activism on the part of his medical provider. This is blatant capitalism, just like so much related to Troons. They're great lifelong moneymakers for the system.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Kevryn is a perfect example of how the agp troon journey to become a woman is a practical proof of Zeno's paradox.

Each troon milestone represents a halving of the journey remaining. Wearing a dress? A sixteenth of the way there, kiddo. Going on E? An eighth of the way there. Amhole installed? Hey, you're a quarter of the way! Bolt-on tiddys? Holy fucking Pinoccio, you're halfway there, OMG!!! You're so close to your goal you can smell it (wafting upward from betwixt your manly thighs)!!!

Zeno predicted YWNBAW, Kevryn. But still, you're making excellent progress. Good job!

 

[FinnSven]

This feels like the start of his death fat arch. He already has limited mobility due to his AmHole,

I have three questions, the first being, how does the Amhole give someone mobility problems?
Can walking too much tear it?

He will likely get breast implant illness and end up chronically ill (Like, actually ill, not "I don't have the spoons to come downstairs and say hi to our guests" ill).

This is a thing?
I never heard of it before aside from complications when they burst, which is rare now.

the only thing he will have to look forward to is his AmHole revision

If he becomes deathly fat, will he be able to get an amhole revision?
People who are too fat have to loose weight to get a stomach staple. Which sounds ridiculous of course as the surgery is supposed to help them loose weight.
I get that it makes surgery harder with layers of adipose tissue to cut through, but if they have to loose weight prior to a life saving surgery, then surely a non life threatening situation they will just nope out of deepening a fat cunts mangled non vagina?

 

[Batkid Have Cancer]

https://twitter.com/ErinInTheMorn/status/1549774037458554882?s=20&t=4San3bv9JDNXAzszp0-nQw

A crossover of Kevin and Erin Reed.

 

[DatBepisTho]

I have three questions, the first being, how does the Amhole give someone mobility problems?
Can walking too much tear it?

Iirc the amhole essentially cut through muscle structures down there and I imagine having done that, even to your gooch, it'd compromise 'em making them weak and effectively painful if not useless depending on the butchery. A cut to, say, your arm muscle hurts like hell and ends up leaving the area feeling very stiff and inflexible for awhile while it heals. It also effects the strength of said muscle as well while the healing process takes place.

Amholes are never allowed to heal, which adds further insult to an already struggling muscle.

ETA- not a medfag by any means, just read a few books about brutal bear maulings.

 

[FinnSven]

Iirc the amhole essentially cut through muscle structures down there and I imagine having done that, even to your gooch, compromises 'em making them weak and effectively useless. A cut to, say, your arm muscle hurts like hell and ends up leaving the area feeling very stiff and inflexible for awhile while it heals.

Amholes are never allowed to heal.

Again making me think there will be a massive increase in risk of hernia.

No wonder Penny had to find another intact man to help him on the tranch.

One of the Trans people I know in real life just had “her” tackle removed.
Even if it is horrifying, it still must be miles better than having it lopped off and then shoved in a gash.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Kaiser, a giant conglomerate monopoly type medical provider is the one contracted to provide the majority of Medicaid services it seems, based on Kevvy's tweets. Kaiser is not known for good care, quick care or any sort of bedside manner, but they ARE known for doing anything and everything to make money for themselves.

Kaiser can be terrific or mediocre depending on where you are and what your medical needs are.

Powerlevel but I have had them twice in my life and one time was like the doco "The Waiting Room" and the second time I went for the first appointment with my primary care physician and she said, "You marked down that you have asthma, so we'll need to get you in with a pulmonologist as soon as possible." ASAP wound up being like two weeks later. And they prescribed me expensive meds and then actually covered them!

Compare and contrast with my current so-called "heath care", where I told them in JANUARY that I needed to see a specialist and it took until JUNE to schedule a fucking test that would let them know whether I was allowed to see a specialist or not. I wish I had Kaiser now. They don't act like every referral is coming out of their fucking salary.

We can agree that Kevin getting cosmetic surgery when there are people who can't get to a fucking dermatologist to have their moles checked or who can't get to a fucking ENT for chronic sinus pain is some bullshit.

>Be American
>Can't get an abortion
>Can get free faek tiddies

 

[Oxyjen]

This is also why he can't get a call back about his revision; he's going to have to go out of state and out of "network" (ie, not Kaiser) to get the new Amhole drilled.

Excellent post, especially the part where it caused me to think for a second that I’d missed important news that Kevin was getting a *second* neovagina added, like a 3rd of the way up the abdomen, or in one buttcheek or something.
What, don’t look at me like that.

 

[MissAnthropist]

Excellent post, especially the part where it caused me to think for a second that I’d missed important news that Kevin was getting a *second* neovagina added, like a 3rd of the way up the abdomen, or in one buttcheek or something.
What, don’t look at me like that.

You just gave him a new fetish.

 

[Law]

Kevryn is a perfect example of how the agp troon journey to become a woman is a practical proof of Zeno's paradox.

A asymptotic amhole? Am-symptote?

I have three questions, the first being, how does the Amhole give someone mobility problems?

I'm assuming any deep, painful crotch wound can cause mobility issues, even if scarring and tearing is kept to a minimum.
Hell, guys walk wierd when their balls get sweaty and itchy, I can't imagine getting your balls surgically flayed.

This is a thing?
I never heard of it before aside from complications when they burst, which is rare now.

Yup. Turns out the human body has no non-violent ways to react to chunks of Tupperware being sewn into it.
Anaplastic large-cell lymphoma is a cancer that effects immune cells and can be caused by textured implants. There's also something called "breast implant illness" that's a vague collection of auto-immune symptoms that's poorly understood. Saline and silicone implants are also only FDA approved to last for 10-15 years. You can leave them in longer, but a lot of patients with breast implants have to get 1 to 2 replacements throughout their life.
Just another way to waste tens of thousands of dollars and turn yourself into a permanent medical patient for the sake of boner appeasement.